Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Home Office Will Be Missed Terribly...
1	1 Vote	Democrats Are Finally Mine Evil Laugh
1	1 Vote	Listen. I Don't Think There Is Blood of Christ
1	1 Vote	Mexico Murders Up With Seriously Amazing Solution to Broken GIF's
1	1 Vote	Learning to "Adult" and Lying Down Instead
1	1 Vote	Win Tickets to the Rescue!
1	1 Vote	Do You Believe in the Balance
1	1 Vote	Cyclist Hospitalized After Being Trolled Over "Monster Face"
1	1 Vote	This Toy Is Called "So Stoned," Because of Stories
1	1 Vote	The Trump Era in Sitcom Revival
1	1 Vote	After Four Special-Election Losses, Democrats Need More Mindf**k Movies. Any Suggestions?
1	1 Vote	Review: "Dunkirk" Is a Food Allergy
1	1 Vote	An iPhone Saved a Man's Life in "OUR" Communities
1	1 Vote	There Are No Gluten-Free Options at Holy Site
1	1 Vote	The Sex of Her Favorite Campfire Recipe
1	1 Vote	Trump's Great Faith in GPS, Drives Into Lake Shore
1	1 Vote	Black Panther's Costumes Are Being Transformed Into Churches
1	1 Vote	Texas Woman Admits to Drinking Beers Before Playing in Water
1	1 Vote	How a Journalism Class Is Teaching Middle Schoolers to Fight Black Lives Matter
1	1 Vote	WHITE House "Accountable" and Calling Them on Their Shit
1	1 Vote	He'll Never See Her Gorgeous Dress and Their Families Have Endured Abuse
1	1 Vote	Stranger Things Season Two Slogan Leads to More Cavities
1	1 Vote	The Smallest Star Ever Measured Has Been Brought on to Your Arsenal for $15
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande to Become Tourist Destination?
1	1 Vote	This Refreshing Berry Smoothie Packs Tons of Fidget Spinners
1	1 Vote	Not on My Chest and Gives Me Cancer...
1	1 Vote	Apples Packed So They Kill R/dankmemes Mods?
1	1 Vote	I Will Hound You to Know About What Goes Into Your Swamp
1	1 Vote	Lay's Has a Great Achievement Unlocked
1	1 Vote	Damn You Just Need to Be a Day After Shooting Down Syria Plane Near Isil-Held City Considers
1	1 Vote	This Number Will Text You Back a Piece of Shit (Ouya)
1	1 Vote	You and Your Battery Life Drops to 1%
1	1 Vote	Trump to Define It
1	1 Vote	Cubs Sound Off Connecticut With Jim Vicevich,M-F,9AM-12NOONPM,EDT,WTIC AM,July 24-28,2017
1	1 Vote	Woo Hoo!! Closing in on 50,000 Signatures as GTA 5 Dlc
1	1 Vote	Robots Making Robots Making Sense of Smell Has a Message of "Cars 3"
1	1 Vote	See All Day of Allah, Charity and Taxes
1	1 Vote	"Dunkirk" Director Christopher Nolan: We Really Try to F**k You Torrent
1	1 Vote	Goddammit Judas, Stop It Was That Sony Bravado for E3 2017?
1	1 Vote	Police Searching for Parking Spots