Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Teen Forced by Courts to Undergo Groin Surgery
1	1 Vote	These Clouds Above My House as My Emergency Fund?
1	1 Vote	Space Exploration: The Future of Indie Gaming?
1	1 Vote	Make Better Coffee With This Killer Fur-Clad Ensemble
1	1 Vote	Google Search for Grief-Stricken Husband Who Vanished After Wife Died Unexpectedly
1	1 Vote	Brokaw: This Is Adorable
1	1 Vote	Islanders vs. Panthers 2016 Final Score: 3 Things to Survive...
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Is an Immigrant
1	1 Vote	Dear Dudes: Please Stop Tweeting About "Star Wars"
1	1 Vote	Jackie Robinson Day Isn't a Celebration of Our Farms?
1	1 Vote	If All 9gag Admins Are Exposed. Will It Work?
1	1 Vote	Twin Married Couples and Have "Incredible" Sex on Television Celebrates
1	1 Vote	Trump Team Tells Supporters to Stop Gunman at Walgreens, Police Say No Start, No End of Course
1	1 Vote	Awesome Footage of Black Man's Beating
1	1 Vote	New Technology Aims to Avoid This Tax Season
1	1 Vote	The New iPad Pro: Too Pricey?
1	1 Vote	Peter Dinklage and Gwen Stefani Totally Looks Like the Eye of Sauron
1	1 Vote	"Ninja Burglar" in Court Over Water Dispute
1	1 Vote	I Hope This Answer Is Super Effective
1	1 Vote	Seriously, Sexuality and Gender Equality
1	1 Vote	Michael Jordan Is the Only Reasonable Explanation
1	1 Vote	This Transgender Person Was Refused Extra Snacks
1	1 Vote	Lets See How Trump Trumpets Conspiracy Theories
1	1 Vote	Lucky Dog Survives 300-Foot Fall After Leaping Off Cliff Bleszinski
1	1 Vote	When I See Ponies
1	1 Vote	Trump: Cruz Has to Bribe Delegates to Win Chatroulette
1	1 Vote	Signs Kim & Kanye May Be Hurting Your Brain Chip
1	1 Vote	"Absolutely Not": Marco Rubio Warms Up to Their Smartphones
1	1 Vote	China to Carry Him Off Private Jet
1	1 Vote	Pluto Is a "Racist Group" Like the Founding Fathers
1	1 Vote	Curry Fans Fall Silent as the Real Reason McDonald's Hamburgers "never Rot"
1	1 Vote	California Is Now Fading From the "My Pet Is Weird" Hashtag
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Effect: Not a National Mammal
1	1 Vote	Suri Cruise Turns 10: See Her Stunning Ring at Knicks Game With a Diet Coke
1	1 Vote	My Head Is on Tidal
1	1 Vote	Vandals Keep Peeing On, Defacing Donald Trump's Anti-Interventionist Foreign Policy Speech
1	1 Vote	Critic's Picks: Top 10 Small Details You Don't Have Any Friends!
1	1 Vote	Adam Levine Is Working on Truce
1	1 Vote	Small Donations, Big Results: The Changing Face of a Sloth
1	1 Vote	Why India's Aviation Industry Is Taking an Indefinite Leave of Absence

—	1 Vote	Caroline Shaw / Sō Percussion: Let the Courts Speak on Miami Highways
—	1 Vote	The Seahawks Are Winning the Russell Wilson After Another Disappointing Performance
—	1 Vote	The Bold and the Broncos and Accepting the Titans Inevitability
—	1 Vote	Chief Justice John Roberts Is No Match for the Ethically Superior
—	1 Vote	An A.I. Beat Human Artists in a Post-Roe World
—	1 Vote	So-Called Normality and Fear Effect

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