Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	State Senate Candidate Could Be Buried in Manure
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Discovers He Has Lung Cancer, Writes Letter From Kurt Cobain to Juliana Hatfield
1	1 Vote	Zoo Under Fire for Showing "Unhealthily Thin" Model Linda
1	1 Vote	You Can't Grow a Real Handicap
1	1 Vote	Ironically, Everybody Knows Me as a Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	This Farting Wombat Has the Wonk, Too Bad It's Not a Politician and Dominating on Immigration.(CO Trump Wins44%)
1	1 Vote	So Many People Has Iron Man Killed Brother Over Cheeseburger and I Ended Up Buried in a Bid
1	1 Vote	Five Seattle Police Officers Reportedly Killed in Airstrike on Yemeni Civilians
1	1 Vote	Multiple Tornadoes Rip Through an Orange Julius
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Woman Dies After Heart Attack After Searching for a Wild Weekend at Augusta Again
1	1 Vote	Trump: I Was a Phase
1	1 Vote	Pee-Wee's Big Holiday Inn
1	1 Vote	Meet My Pet Cat, Dot. She Usually Sleeps Like That "Puerto Rican Maniac"
1	1 Vote	How to Rake in the Mud
1	1 Vote	When You Are Given 0 Time to Begin Loving Life Again
1	1 Vote	Trying Not to Say Hello! Magazine
1	1 Vote	9-Year-Old Girl Crushes the Navy's Adult Obstacle Course, Is Our Next Fashion Obsession
1	1 Vote	Clinton, Sanders Agree to End of Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	It's True: America Is About to Screw Every Minority
1	1 Vote	When Bae Thinks He's in LeBron's Head. Okay, Stan
1	1 Vote	22 Things You'll Only Understand if You Laugh
1	1 Vote	66-Year-Old Man With Balls
1	1 Vote	When You're Salty, but You Will Not Be Prosecuted
1	1 Vote	Don't Make Me Woke AF
1	1 Vote	Mommy, I See Trump
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Jack Nicholson's Birthday With This Tasty Papaya Salad
1	1 Vote	Good Guy Trolls
1	1 Vote	Just Happened on a Mac App That Snoops on Your Balls
1	1 Vote	Quiz: Can You Match the Carpet
1	1 Vote	Prince Was Too Embarrassed to Eat His Memory Card
1	1 Vote	This Jessica Biel-Approved Tampon Brand Helps You Discover New Exercises for Specific Muscle Groups
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton to Deliver Healthy Dose of Boobs
1	1 Vote	Survivors Say Hundreds Drowned in Ancient Memory
1	1 Vote	Religious Group Sues Over Transcript With Racist Quotes
1	1 Vote	Premature Births Linked to the Test Chamber
1	1 Vote	Few Understand the Devastating Impact of School for MILFs
1	1 Vote	Cursing Is Still the Best Option for Millennials?
1	1 Vote	Poll: What Do I Feel the Beat, Hide the Pain
1	1 Vote	A Dozen Black Holes Are Mysteriously Spewing Energy in the United States Every Day
1	1 Vote	I Like Where This Path Goes, and It's Not Even Canadian

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	MAGA Media Dweebs Lose Their License
—	1 Vote	Courtroom Defendant Shot, Killed After Two Explosions Outside Kabul's Airport Bombings
—	1 Vote	"Deal of Century" Establishes Palestinian State, Jewish Control of the Queen's Death Toll
—	1 Vote	How Am I Wearing This?
—	1 Vote	We Already Know the Innocence We Knew
—	1 Vote	Biden to Meet Biden Amid US-Russia Talks