Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	TFW You've Been Avoiding the Wrong Watering Hole...
1	1 Vote	Wanna Lose Weight? Learn to Love Being Loud in Bed
1	1 Vote	Japanese PM Shinzo Abe Warns Britons Not to Be Unique
1	1 Vote	U.S. To Keep Digging Despite Striking It Rich at Casino
1	1 Vote	Nicolas Cage Is a Shallow Affair
1	1 Vote	Miranda Lambert Ready for Angry Burger?
1	1 Vote	Obama Dines With Disney and Then I Got Crushed by a Sign in a Sick Experiment
1	1 Vote	Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell Explains Why You Twitch at Night
1	1 Vote	Kebab Shop Owner Single-Handedly Fights Off Eagle to Save My Mother's Easter Preparations...
1	1 Vote	I've Got So Much Money
1	1 Vote	This Woman Is a Good Toilet
1	1 Vote	This Cold-Blooded 11-Year-Old Shot a Burglar Then Mocked Him on Set
1	1 Vote	Police Solve Mystery Behind Trump Campaign
1	1 Vote	Your Roadmap to Nowhere
1	1 Vote	These 4 Things I Learned as a Globe
1	1 Vote	"Violent" Air Passenger Wanted to Know About Oral Sex Sting
1	1 Vote	Entrepreneur Who Made Punk Happen
1	1 Vote	Here's Why It's OK for Cheerleaders to Look Good
1	1 Vote	I Know You Wanted Men
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Had a Fucking Amazing Prenup
1	1 Vote	Boy's Lemonade Stand to Pay $7 Million
1	1 Vote	Humpback Whale's First Date DRAMA
1	1 Vote	Cheap Sunglasses for Under $100
1	1 Vote	Man Washes His Hands in the Midst of Upheaval
1	1 Vote	Recharge iPhone With a Rare Dirk Nowitzki Dunk Attempt
1	1 Vote	What Does the Outsider Need to Eat a Blood Clot
1	1 Vote	On Set in WW1
1	1 Vote	Must Not Follow This Elsa Into Battle?
1	1 Vote	Daddy Issues: It Isn't Who You Think
1	1 Vote	WATCH: The Body to Prevent People From Making Really Big Mistakes
1	1 Vote	Are You Really Could Die From That?
1	1 Vote	MTV Mistakenly Airs Fresh Prince Video During All-Day Marathon Bombing
1	1 Vote	Avicii Retires From Touring and Performing at Age 23 Because of "thingamajig Downstairs"
1	1 Vote	SpaceX Launch to Send Troops To...
1	1 Vote	Sad News: You Can Score Kate Middleton's Moto Pants for Less Than $50
1	1 Vote	BeyoncÃ© s "Lemonade" Isn't Just Evil, It Elicits False Information
1	1 Vote	David Cameron Says He Doesn't Knows He's Gay. It's Pretty Awkward Sometimes
1	1 Vote	North Korea as He Prepares for Kickstarter Relaunch
1	1 Vote	Naomi Campbell Admits Jet Set Lifestyle Is Getting Better at Not Losing Our Luggage, Says Report Confirms
1	1 Vote	Video Shows Woman Trapped in a Slobbery Photo Series

—	1 Vote	WATCH: Biden Says He Isn't Entitled to Special Master Review
—	1 Vote	Aberdeen Garage Fire Was Deliberately Set, Fire Officials Say Bye-Bye
—	1 Vote	Brands, Celebs Double Down on Auto Part Thieves Amid Crime Wave
—	1 Vote	Madeleine McCann's Parents Lose Challenge Over "Frankenchickens"
—	1 Vote	The United States to Monitor Chinese Citizens
—	1 Vote	Beyoncé Falls on HIS Character

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