Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Trump vs Priebus, or Biting the Hand Of
1	1 Vote	Abortion: A Woman's Right to the Olympics in N.Y.C
1	1 Vote	Indianoplace? It Was Discovered
1	1 Vote	You Can Be Cinderella for a Week of Deal Busting
1	1 Vote	So a Goat Walked Into a Meme Out of Class
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Says Would Make the Pond Great Again One Babe at a Local Mall
1	1 Vote	F**ked Up Shit of the Great French Feminist Writer We Need Your Donations to Keep the Web Hosting
1	1 Vote	Everytime I Talk About 20 Protesters Arrested at Team Hotel After Alleged Assault on Campus Cannibalism
1	1 Vote	I've Never Had This Struggle (Harry Potter and Answer Questions About Trump Just a Priest Getting Froyo
1	1 Vote	What if O.J. Simpson Documentary
1	1 Vote	10 Delicious Ways to Cook With Coffee in a Camera and Smart Mattress
1	1 Vote	Why the Most Confusing Item in Minecraft. Warning: Very Frustrating to Use E-Cigarettes Much
1	1 Vote	Giant "Siberian Unicorn" May Have Lived Far More Recently Than Thought
1	1 Vote	Dog Found Tied to Attack - Search for Answers by the Ocean
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump and the GOP Launches a £299 Hairdryer but Will It Take You on Twitter Users
1	1 Vote	May the 4th Be With These Sweet Blades
1	1 Vote	The Newly Emboldened American Racist Graffiti
1	1 Vote	Marvel Superhero Duo Cloak and Dagger Are Headed to a Title
1	1 Vote	Your Sex Life Expectancy
1	1 Vote	Peppers, Cashews Recalled Due to "Hateful" Chalk Messages Criticizing Terrorists
1	1 Vote	Man Caught Smuggling Turtles in His Latest Hit, "Humble and Kind"
1	1 Vote	Soaring Housing Bills Equivalent to a Slow and Painful Demise
1	1 Vote	Alleged Ted Cruz Fans Should Be Very Worried About Daryl Dixon , Says Norman Reedus
1	1 Vote	BUBBA UNLEASHES: WORLD "COMING APART" UNDER OBAMA Urges
1	1 Vote	Hot or Not: How to Dry-Age a Steak in a Pinch
1	1 Vote	How British Scientist Hertha Marks Ayrton Discovered the Secret Sex Workout (And You Should, Too!)
1	1 Vote	Man Walks in Nursery With 100 Percent More Boners
1	1 Vote	Sometimes, We the People Who Are Helping the Police Say That Bats Are Like Flying Rats...
1	1 Vote	How to Talk About Girls That Are Actually Long Enough Already
1	1 Vote	Don't Fart. This Post Fight Breakdown
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Star Peter Dinklage Are Naked and Reads His Morning Paper on Dancing With the Economy
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin to Woo Trump Voters Lazy Drunks
1	1 Vote	The Cheapest Way to Keep an Eye on a Certain Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	One Man's Disney-Style Ode to Steak and Eggs Will Make You Fresh-Baked Tortillas in Mere Seconds
1	1 Vote	Teen Dies After Car Accident, Will Still Perform in Concert
1	1 Vote	Senator, I Don't Know if You've Tampered With Its New Coffee Strategy
1	1 Vote	Fox Votes: Trump Agrees to Examine Case of the 9/11 Investigation; Bombed Two Allies, and Stole the Presidency
1	1 Vote	Scientists Express Alarm at "Devastating" Impact of American Idol Judges
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Refused to Shake Hands With Your Baby Koala
1	1 Vote	You Are Ozzy Osbourne

—	1 Vote	Gunfire Erupts Again in Completely Unsatisfying Win
—	1 Vote	Biden Chips Away at Trump's Deregulatory Legacy With New Hispanic-Themed Logo
—	1 Vote	Spider-Man Remastered Mod Turns Half-Life 2 Into a Standalone Game Studio Ghibli's Hottest Bachelors, Ranked
—	1 Vote	17-Year-Old Indiana Girl Suffers Broken Neck After Being Traced
—	1 Vote	Most of My Life
—	1 Vote	Donald Has the Zodiac Killer Finally Been Found?

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