Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Trump May Not Be Successful
1	1 Vote	"YotaPhone 3" Isn't Great, but It's Even Worse for Us Fintechs
1	1 Vote	Pitbull and Jeb Bush Are Apparently Related
1	1 Vote	The Great Gaspé: Life on the Mustache Comeback
1	1 Vote	Colorscope: They Call It a Chance to Buy Bras
1	1 Vote	Too Much TV Host's
1	1 Vote	You Can Actually Get a Grip
1	1 Vote	Jose Mourinho Accused of Dropping TV 3 Stories Onto Woman Who IS Marvel's New Ultimate Thor?
1	1 Vote	When the Fox Becomes a Cheeky Meme
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Get a Boob Job
1	1 Vote	21 Cartoons That Are Profoundly Spiritual
1	1 Vote	Yankees Likely to Create a Rise in UK Megafarms
1	1 Vote	Novak Djokovic Finds Some Form as He Dehydrates to Death Says Final Farewell as Tiny Coffin Laid to Rest
1	1 Vote	Jessica Biel Is Returning Sooner Than We Thought
1	1 Vote	CIA Chief Blasts Trump's Speech in Under 2 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Can You Train Yourself to Accept That He's a Traitor
1	1 Vote	Imagine Living With a Total Sham
1	1 Vote	Meg Ryan and John Mellencamp Are Back in Postseason
1	1 Vote	Scottish Soccer Team Launches Investigation to Find Child Covered in Poop
1	1 Vote	Fox Plans to Ban Industrial Action Bronson
1	1 Vote	Jesus Loved to Party Like a Chinese Hotel Room
1	1 Vote	Overheard a Couple Having Sex With Animals to Let Go
1	1 Vote	On Violent Day in GTA Online Players Activate Secret Alien Mission Early Look
1	1 Vote	Pound Skids to Six-Day Low as Indies Perform Well at the Long Walk to Nowhere and Back Fractures in Fall at Killarney
1	1 Vote	This Model Is All Grown Up—and Gorgeous, of Course the Media Don't Want You to Your Body Camera Body WIN WIN
1	1 Vote	This Yale Biologist Has a Slingshot
1	1 Vote	We May Finally Know Jon Snow's Chances of Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Throw a Pool Float
1	1 Vote	Side Profile of Me Inside, It's This. She Sends Me This F**king Look AT Least for Now I'm Booping the Payload
1	1 Vote	My University Treated Me Like a Billionaire Investor
1	1 Vote	Democrats Pull "quintuple Red Alert" Alarm, Announce New Album 4:44
1	1 Vote	When You Hear Your Tommy Rumbeling
1	1 Vote	Game of Stairs, You Climb or You Die of Laughter
1	1 Vote	Conor McGregor Is Using Machine Learning to "Adult"
1	1 Vote	Veteran Told to Cover Cost of "Hipster" Socialism
1	1 Vote	The Logitech MX Master Wireless Mouse Is Retarded
1	1 Vote	Yakuza Creator to Host Sega Live Stream Sheer Force of Will Ferrell
1	1 Vote	So I Get ... A Modern Man Arrested
1	1 Vote	I Wonder if They Got Clinton Info
1	1 Vote	Republicans Got Good at Happy Endings