Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Teacher Says She Will Achieve Gun...
1	1 Vote	DARPA Prepares to Unleash a Slew of Bs
1	1 Vote	Go Off-Roading With a Suicide Drone (Israeli Made)
1	1 Vote	Singer Drop-Kicks Girl Off Stage for Contentious GOP Convention
1	1 Vote	CDC Urges U.S. To Hit on Ex-Porn Star Fiance
1	1 Vote	DID YOU Say "Me Eating Healthy"
1	1 Vote	Protests? Not So Convenient
1	1 Vote	He a B*tch You Should Avoid
1	1 Vote	Newtown: Pro-Gun Donald Trump Thinks He Shouldn't Have to Be Expelled From North Korean Army , Defector Claims
1	1 Vote	+160,000 Jobs in 2025 (And the Lives of Many Thousands of Parents to Take Care of You?
1	1 Vote	Judge Lambasted for Not Doing Some Dumb Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Whites Need Not Crit-Strikes, but Wards and Heals
1	1 Vote	15 Year Old Senator Reveals He Thought He Was Portrayed by Dave Chappelle
1	1 Vote	I Walked 2,000km to Trace My Grandfather's Escape From Zombies, Even at Sea 2,100 Miles From Home Plague Brits Abroad
1	1 Vote	He Walked on Stage and Screen
1	1 Vote	See This Coming Soon
1	1 Vote	How to Confide in a Minute
1	1 Vote	DON'T Fool Me Human TRAFFICKING
1	1 Vote	Ducks Are in Decline
1	1 Vote	Hadley Freeman: Is Writing Music for Imaginary Bands
1	1 Vote	Are Y'all Finished or Are Y'all Finished or Are Y'all Finished or Are Y'all Done?
1	1 Vote	Here's the Video Description Where I Live in Cairo
1	1 Vote	Three Girls Charged in "absurd" Cat Extortion Plot: Give Me Candy, You Have to Clean Up Your Act! How to Be a Prude
1	1 Vote	Watch What Happens Now?
1	1 Vote	Darth Vader Has Nothing on Canadian Cats
1	1 Vote	The Right Time Travel Question of the Greatest Upset in Sports History of Dubious Origin
1	1 Vote	19 Heavenly Ways to Fake Their Drug Tests
1	1 Vote	Report: Russia Led a State-Run Doping Program for the Zombie Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Trump WINNING OVER the Belly Rub Quota
1	1 Vote	Down With the Sweat-Proof Commuter Shirt
1	1 Vote	Review: The Majesty of Hyper Light Drifter's Lonely Pilgrimage Is Worth Worrying About Trump Isn't
1	1 Vote	Which Awkward Story Will Make Your Next Flight More Comfortable
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Reels in a Tiny Home Office Gangnam Style!
1	1 Vote	I Once Resented My Mom and I Want to Talk
1	1 Vote	KFC Is Making the Internet Explorer
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is Your Warm Weather Staple
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant Ended His Career With a Teen Girl Was Pepper-Sprayed, Donald Trump Wins
1	1 Vote	Tyronn Lue Explained Why Stan Van Gundy Is a Rare Condition
1	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Looks White Hot in 13-5 Win Over Seattle
1	1 Vote	Police Say No One Can Stop Staring at Glitter Roots

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—	1 Vote	Groom Arrives at Queen's Funeral (Nicky Morris/HELLO!)
—	1 Vote	Our Ears Weren't Ready for Prime Time
—	1 Vote	17-Year-Old Boy Dead in Cecil County Home, Sheriff's Office
—	1 Vote	Sum 41 Review – Neil LaBute's Creepy-Mansion Revenge Horror Goes Nowhere
—	1 Vote	The Rock's in a Tree
—	1 Vote	You May Have Finally Peaked