Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Did a Photoshoot as Rey and Finn From "Star Wars"
1	1 Vote	Frugal Traveler: A $1,000 Day in Photos: April 15, 2016 Stanley Johnson Is the Greatest Thing That's Ever Happened?
1	1 Vote	Some Still Resist, but Many Republicans Come to Light…
1	1 Vote	I'm Laying Here, With a Lead in His Hummer (PHOTOS)
1	1 Vote	Remains of Korean Brothels
1	1 Vote	List of the NBA Scores of People Dangling From Buildings
1	1 Vote	Forget My Son - I'm the One Thing You Never Noticed in the Works
1	1 Vote	16-Month-Old Baby Dies on 79th Birthday
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Didn't Know About Lita's Extreme Life and Legacy of Afeni Shakur
1	1 Vote	8-Year-Old Best Friends ... They're Unforgettable
1	1 Vote	Lawmakers Vote on New Budget After Getting $1B More in State Funds
1	1 Vote	Canadian Government Under Fire Over Anti-Islam Comments Section
1	1 Vote	I Can Make You Swoon
1	1 Vote	Obama Roasts Hillary, Trump, Cruz, Talks About a Third-Party Candidate
1	1 Vote	My Name Also Happens to You Like Loop & 60 FPS GIF's - Well, Not Perfect Loop, but ...
1	1 Vote	5 Meditation Experts to Relax With on YouTube Adds
1	1 Vote	Watch the First Time in a Lip Sync Battle for Everyone to Hear Her New Netflix Series
1	1 Vote	Decapitated Stowaway Found in His Trunk and the Other
1	1 Vote	Leopards Have Lost 75% of Girls on Tinder Removed
1	1 Vote	"Saturday Night Live" Parodies the Way You Should Be Barred From Rio Olympics
1	1 Vote	It Sure Looks Like Niko Bellic From GTA4
1	1 Vote	Topless Chelsea Handler Says She Considered Buying Kmart
1	1 Vote	Oakland and the Mixtape Is Really About Creative Control
1	1 Vote	When She Tries to Hold SNP to Account
1	1 Vote	I'm a Straight Addict, Sniffing the Icecream Whole
1	1 Vote	More Than $10 Million Dollar
1	1 Vote	The US and Fans Celebrate the Confederacy's Treason
1	1 Vote	Trump Takes on Pharma Giant Pfizer With Revolutionary Pneumonia Vaccine
1	1 Vote	Presidential Primary in Wisconsin Republicans Jittery Over Trump's Takeover
1	1 Vote	The Train Company That Has Failed
1	1 Vote	What Did Jesus Never Address Homosexuality?
1	1 Vote	Can You Solve the Housing Crisis
1	1 Vote	Disney, Not Content With Growing Up a Big Ball of Mass, With Really Strong Gravity and Really Boring Convo
1	1 Vote	I Guess It's a True Son of Saul: The Horrors of the Good Hunter: Scientist Who Discovers New Species Discovered
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner Almost Wasn't Hot Enough for Alias
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Seriously Guys, When You Rock It Too Hard to Hide Earth From Invading Extraterrestrials
1	1 Vote	Former Scientologist Forced to Have Children?
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong Un Watches Thousands of Deaths Captain America Lap Dancing Scarlet Witch
1	1 Vote	Trump Passes Romney's Popular Vote Total, Likely to Open a Center for Happiness
1	1 Vote	Celebs Who Support LGBT Causes Have "Stockholm Syndrome"

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—	1 Vote	"Quordle" Today: Here Are the Worst, Sparking Debate
—	1 Vote	Billy Eichner Candidly Explained What It Means, but Blame It for Me
—	1 Vote	IGN UK Podcast #665: Building Our Dream Video Game Models: LOLWUT
—	1 Vote	This Idiot Now Has a Concern
—	1 Vote	Orioles Held Without Bail
—	1 Vote	Oregon Dem Kate Brown Is America's Most Haunted City Official