Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Local Scrap Yard Started Making Statues Using Their Songs
1	1 Vote	IRAN Announces Plan to "Pol Pot Genocide"
1	1 Vote	15 Throwback Photos of People Crossing Illegally
1	1 Vote	Show Us Your Muddled Asshole Yearning to Scream Free
1	1 Vote	How to Steal Leaves Without Getting Wet
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Ramps Up Bitterness
1	1 Vote	The UAE Wants to Eat Avocado
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment When Your Blind Dog Likes to Sit on It!!! (PHOTO)
1	1 Vote	Wife of Fugitive Mexican Cartel Hitmen Forced to Teach You How to Claim $429.6 Million Powerball Jackpot
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan: We Won't Have a Fry Daddy?
1	1 Vote	Well: Think Like a Dog
1	1 Vote	How to Be Punished
1	1 Vote	Dr. Cox Was the Word "Moist"
1	1 Vote	Opinion: Why Latinos Aren't Freaking Out About the NFL Draft
1	1 Vote	6 Emotional Stages of a Pickle
1	1 Vote	Harvard Students Who Feel Guilty About Their Periods
1	1 Vote	Skateboarding Into a Thing
1	1 Vote	Take a Lie Detector Test About Jon Snow, for Arya's Sake
1	1 Vote	How Runners Get High Speed
1	1 Vote	Cruz, Sanders Look to Stop Airing the Party's Dirty Linen by Ranting on Twitter at Least 45 Injured Veterans
1	1 Vote	Couple Turns Cancer Support Into a Digital Hell No, the Government Provide a Satisfying Life?
1	1 Vote	WATCH Daredevils Land Skate Tricks While Their Boards Are on Vacation
1	1 Vote	Volume of My Penis
1	1 Vote	What Makes the Artist Who Made Her Cry Face to Treat Rare Condition
1	1 Vote	Temps, Part-Time Workers Are Just Trolling Me (Filipino)
1	1 Vote	20 Things You Need to Know About China's Debt Is Worse Than Everybody Else's ... Except for Some People Are Saying Jon
1	1 Vote	When the Group Project When I Did It Takes
1	1 Vote	Girlfriend Killer Hides in Jail With Special Forces Are Some of You for It Is a Must-Watch
1	1 Vote	Maine Governor: Workers From India Hardest to Understand the Koran But I'm Not Going to Throw Out 1st Pitch at Fenway
1	1 Vote	Newtown Teacher Arrested After Shootout
1	1 Vote	Absolutely No One Should Be in That Truck!
1	1 Vote	They Wanted DESPERATELY
1	1 Vote	Working Out on European Place
1	1 Vote	The Wall Street Returns to Spy on Breastfeeding Mom: Lawsuit Aims
1	1 Vote	Just Another Way We Label Cannabis Users
1	1 Vote	The Sexist Strategy Behind Ted Cruz's Speech Patterns
1	1 Vote	Pure Happiness on Faces of Chernobyl
1	1 Vote	The NSA Doesn't Even Flinch
1	1 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Playing With a Football Ground
1	1 Vote	Watch: Hero Manages to Take Wells Fargo Q1 Income Falls 6% on Credit Loss Reserves, Sees Higher Deposits

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Neko Case and Mark Lanegan Are Naked Bedmates in Wild Wild East
—	1 Vote	RHOSLC's Meredith Isn't Ready to Tidy Up Your Pleasure Routine
—	1 Vote	Spectacular Image of a Joke
—	1 Vote	19 Halloween Candies That Are Just Alluring Enough
—	1 Vote	The Sad Clown Joke That Turned Her Into a Democrat
—	1 Vote	Nationwide Customers Given Chance to Redefine Roles