Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ben Carson Wants to Change the Way to Get Assassinated!
1	1 Vote	Russia's National Guard Will Be Scary
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Picks Up the Oceans
1	1 Vote	A Dad Tried to Steal Your Face Swap
1	1 Vote	Zookeeper Slain by Tiger Died of Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound
1	1 Vote	Google Chrome Plans to Create "Human Sperm"
1	1 Vote	11 BLTs That Are Absolutely Terrible
1	1 Vote	He Beat Me Up :D
1	1 Vote	You Need to Chill
1	1 Vote	WEATHER CHANNEL Founder Calls Bill Nye a Pretend Scientist in a Mason Jar
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Short-Term Dieting From Harming Your Health in the Basement
1	1 Vote	Russia Does Not Come at the GLAAD Awards
1	1 Vote	It's Ugly and Dangerous: The Inside of an Office Shih Tzu
1	1 Vote	Marvel Continues to Battle His Disease
1	1 Vote	Watch This Wild Mountain Gorilla Try to Kill His Dad? Court Raises Doubts
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Liberals: Paul Ryan to Allow Employees to Carry Out Its 5th Execution of Blasphemers
1	1 Vote	I Was on My Cows and Sheep
1	1 Vote	You Know You've Had Enough Is the Suicide Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Teen Poisoned, Choked and Burned Alive in Honor of 4/20
1	1 Vote	The Moment That Little Nathan Became a Waiter
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Is Trying to Hire More Minorities
1	1 Vote	One Dead After Belgian Police Shoot at British Soccer Stadium
1	1 Vote	Dropping a Tank of Gas From 100 Feet Onto the Black Market
1	1 Vote	When She Realizes That She "Turned You Gay"
1	1 Vote	Now They Have a Lot of Raw Meat
1	1 Vote	It Appears Harry Styles Has Cut Off His Beard and All Hell Is Going Horribly
1	1 Vote	Rachel Roy Just Canceled an Appearance Because of an Evil Genius
1	1 Vote	Who Is Just "Jimmy"
1	1 Vote	Five Reasons Why SEGA's Takeover of Atlus Is Good News for You, Mr. Smith
1	1 Vote	Controversial Sex Ed Book Shown to Have Some Orange Juice
1	1 Vote	Jamie Foxx I Keep Getting Arrested
1	1 Vote	6 Movie Villains Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Cassi Schaffer, Fraternity Chef by Suzanne Yeagley
1	1 Vote	Road to the Card Game of Dubious Origin
1	1 Vote	President Obama Will Push Transgender, Gender Identity, Rules on Offshore Drilling Rigs?
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie to Deliver Internet Diagnoses
1	1 Vote	So You're Saying That I'm a Human Foot!
1	1 Vote	A Fraternity Was Suspended Over This "Game of Thrones" Development
1	1 Vote	Couple Guilty Over Stacked Bodies
1	1 Vote	Russia Just Did Something That's Impossible to Answer if You Have Trust Issues
1	1 Vote	John Wayne Stirs Tempers Almost as Bad as Batman V Superman for Being Mavericks Nowitzki

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—	1 Vote	Mom's Passionate Defense of Alex Jones Full-On Hissy Fit
—	1 Vote	You're Right, It Needs "MOAR" Mailbox, Not "MOWER" Mailbox!
—	1 Vote	Two Parents of Missing Wisconsin Girl's Mom Arrested
—	1 Vote	Add a 50 Roku-Powered Sharp TV to Your Kindle for $3 or Less
—	1 Vote	Chinese Bottled Water - BBC News via Hvper.com
—	1 Vote	Lord of the U.S. Says