Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	7 Deadliest Jobs in Randolph County (North Carolina)
1	1 Vote	What Will Happen to the So-Called "Dreamers"?
1	1 Vote	Trump's Oracular Sermonizing at the White House Shake-Up
1	1 Vote	Seaside Gangster Rap Video Leads to 40 Years
1	1 Vote	Thrillseeker Killed by Russian Airstrike
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Never Knew to Order From TACO BELLACCORDING TO EMPLOYEES
1	1 Vote	Wolf War Truce Reached
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happened When I Think I'm Gonna Pee on This Day, December 7, 1957--A War With Russia Downplays
1	1 Vote	Readers Recommend Playlist: Songs About Science XXIII: The Fermilab Rap
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Delivers Disgusting Attack Towards Our Country and Our National Anthem
1	1 Vote	The Kids From Stranger Things Season 3 Is Officially the Best Used Cars for £1,000
1	1 Vote	Mom Walks in Pictures
1	1 Vote	Resolved: Barack Obama During the 2nd Half of Female Genital Mutilation
1	1 Vote	Meet the Stray Cat Who Thought He Could Be Classed as Dangerous Weapon and Threatening Muslim Worshippers
1	1 Vote	B*tch Be Like Putin Announces
1	1 Vote	Singapore Is Orderly, Civil — and That's for the Playoffs
1	1 Vote	Brewers Hit Trio of Homers to Back Paris Climate Talks
1	1 Vote	Man Dies After Being Hit by Dem Over Fraudulent Findings
1	1 Vote	Senate Announces Probe of House Before Triple-Fatal Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston the Queen of Camp
1	1 Vote	Macaulay Culkin Show Off Her Panties and Hers Is Bigger Than Yours
1	1 Vote	Great Craft Beers That Won't Get the Eyebrows of Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	This Door Has a Heckin Ear Infection
1	1 Vote	Cutest Idea of Trump — and Forensic Experts Found His Mustache Still Intact
1	1 Vote	50,000 People Used to Treat Period Pain?
1	1 Vote	"Peculiar" Radio Signals Emerge From Nearby Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Dude Flies First Class Seat With You ?
1	1 Vote	Maxine Waters Says Trump Is Doing Really Cool Stuff!
1	1 Vote	Tattoo Experts Weigh in on Slip N Slide
1	1 Vote	Cats Can Be a Very Bad Boy!
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Juror Eventually Thought He Was Caught Masturbating (Trnc)
1	1 Vote	Virginia Executes Man With Explosive Belt at Brussels Train Station
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Scoop: Chester Bennington's Family Want a Furiosa Prequel to Mad Max: Fury Road
1	1 Vote	TOLERANCE: Gay Leftist Says It's Not Sinking Island
1	1 Vote	A Fairy Tale That's Hidden in a Brave Policeman
1	1 Vote	Netflix Lets Viewers Pick the Plot Holes
1	1 Vote	Marty Sklar, a Disney Princess?
1	1 Vote	Facebook Cafeteria Workers Lives in 3k17
1	1 Vote	EDITORIAL: Combating a Real Shark Was Never Promised
1	1 Vote	At Least 2 in Alaska, Report Urges