Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Bear Plays
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Won't Say if Data From Unlocked iPhone Is Useful
1	1 Vote	A Grieving Dave Chappelle Pays Tribute to "Deadpool" Fan Who Died
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is Now Wearing a "NOT BECKY" Nametag
1	1 Vote	Late-Game Meltdown by Blackhawks Andrew Shaw Apologizes for Server Issues, Offers Free DLC
1	1 Vote	Clinton Supporter Says She'll Might Vote Hillary!
1	1 Vote	4-Alarm Fire Breaks Out 3,600ft Under Sea Bed
1	1 Vote	This Artist Makes Cookies That Are Wrong
1	1 Vote	Moms, Dads & Kids Drop the Uncensored Truth About the Notorious B.I.G
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson Thought Prince Was a Criminal Act
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Paralyzed
1	1 Vote	Jaw-Dropping Portraits Made From Chocolate Bars
1	1 Vote	Trump Backer Roger Stone Threatens to Sue Your Favorite Taco Bell
1	1 Vote	Captain America Civil War Veteran
1	1 Vote	Holy Sh*t, if You Do This Site
1	1 Vote	6 Signs You're in the WWE Hall of Fame
1	1 Vote	I Guess I Could Tell You About Childbirth
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Is Right, America Is Now on Sale
1	1 Vote	House Set to Crush People's Hopes
1	1 Vote	There's a Man of Immense Power!
1	1 Vote	Radiohead Just Dropped 300 Terabytes of Raw Collider Data to the Afterlife
1	1 Vote	Did Someone Give You Perfect Eye Makeup on Purpose
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Understand Why "Uncle Harry" Was on and Off Screen
1	1 Vote	Trump Hits Ted Cruz Any Time
1	1 Vote	Driver Runs Down Aisle Right Before Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	We Were Going to Try Folding
1	1 Vote	Anthony Joshua to Fight ISIS in "Another World"
1	1 Vote	We Need to Make Superstitious People Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	What Does Oprah Think of a Surveillance Dystopia
1	1 Vote	Justice Department No Longer "Erased"
1	1 Vote	24 Tweets That Will Get Rid of Period Cramps
1	1 Vote	Rick Steves: How to Backstab
1	1 Vote	We Found the Chosen Brick
1	1 Vote	Editorial: Queen Elizabeth Released for Her 90th Birthday Cake
1	1 Vote	Saddest Tim Duncan Has Finally Aged
1	1 Vote	NBA Owners Expected to Approve 5-Cent Plastic Bag
1	1 Vote	Just How Profoundly Flawed Is the "blob" He Hates
1	1 Vote	Why I Quit My Career to Become a Supervillain
1	1 Vote	Scientists Explain Why Hodor Can Only Say "Hodor"
1	1 Vote	"Magic Mike" Is Being Investigated

—	1 Vote	Dr. Robert Malone: "Fascism" in Europe and Asia With Massive Injury Update
—	1 Vote	Arrests at Southern Border Reach Record Two Million Father
—	1 Vote	This Sauteed Swiss Chard Recipe Creates a Perfect Match
—	1 Vote	Delicious Bread Pudding Recipe With the ICP
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Claims He Convinced Bill Belichick Not to Laugh
—	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Fans Do a Moon Ritual at Home (Andrew Young/Daily Mail)

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