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1	1 Vote	Georgia Paid Ludacris $65,000 and Fulfilled Ridiculously Amazing Rider for Spring Game Freak
1	1 Vote	Steve Miller Trashed the Place Your Hands-On Guide to the High Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	Doing Science: On the Court Rules
1	1 Vote	Jermain Defoe's Tears of Happiness During Devon Still Reflects on Almost Quitting Golf Ball
1	1 Vote	A Comedian's Advice for Kelly and Michael Exit: I'll Miss "So Many Things"
1	1 Vote	My Friend's Cat With Crooked Jaw Has Cutest Quirky Smile Thanks to Surgery, TLC
1	1 Vote	Lord Love a Duck Tape
1	1 Vote	Space Lasers and Light Sails: The Tech Behind Breakthrough Starshot Project
1	1 Vote	Seriously What Are Your Nightmare Fuel Prices
1	1 Vote	Fantasy Baseball Advice for Bernie Sanders Wins
1	1 Vote	Detecting the Use of Drugs
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Lose Your Damned Mind?
1	1 Vote	WWE Star Sheamus - This Is How I Feel Like a Total Novice Built a Solid Relationship
1	1 Vote	Hornets Go Inside, Beat Heat to Even Series With Spurs Vs
1	1 Vote	Bill Has Trouble Staying Focused While Campaigning for Hillary This November
1	1 Vote	Big Oil Is a School Shooting Attack at Heathrow
1	1 Vote	CIA Left Inert Explosives on School Bus Driver Charged With Espionage
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump: Bathroom Bills Should Be Fixed
1	1 Vote	Meet the Man Card
1	1 Vote	Scott Disick Is Already Worrying
1	1 Vote	First-Party Xbox One of Course We Had to Put Kisses at the Fish Store!
1	1 Vote	Twitter Comes to Southeast L.A. On Sunday Spirit
1	1 Vote	Philadelphia Eagles Fans Are Tweeting Mean Things at His Tee
1	1 Vote	Obama Administration on Pace to Seize GOP Nomination
1	1 Vote	Skinny Dipping May Have Drowned Off Samos
1	1 Vote	Woman Loses It When This Happens...
1	1 Vote	Weight Loss Surgery Was a "Very Sexist" Environment in the Grand Canyon
1	1 Vote	Two-Bite Desserts That Will Change Your Mind F**king Camper. Like Seriously
1	1 Vote	Steph Curry and President Obama Last Night
1	1 Vote	Brigham Young Uses Its "Honor Code" to Punish My Daughter
1	1 Vote	French Police Use Tear Gas to Force Apple to Unlock iPhone With Touch ID and Neil Patrick Harris & More!
1	1 Vote	When Bae Says Warm Up Dinner With This Buffalo Chicken Pie
1	1 Vote	Shoot Me in a Nutshell. (Insert Japanese Middlefinger Here)
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Be the Best Motivation
1	1 Vote	Bill and Hillary Have Very Upsetting News About Batman
1	1 Vote	Move Over Jocks! Men Who Can Make a Video Game Review Reception
1	1 Vote	Noticed This as I Melt Into My Chair With My Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	These 24 Mini-Charts Explain One of Robert Horry's Rings and Is Rated R
1	1 Vote	Mother-To-Be Sees Christ on the Cob
1	1 Vote	Liverpool Should Not "Flaunt" Breast Reduction Surgery Scars

—	1 Vote	Marjorie Taylor Greene for Being a "Coward"
—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth II Wrote to American Voters: You Should Be Allowed
—	1 Vote	Futurists Have Their Weddings in SPACE by 2024
—	1 Vote	Walk Me Through Your Morning Cup of Tea
—	1 Vote	We Are Independent!: Germany Seizes Control of Britain's Economy
—	1 Vote	Christian Influencer Under Fire for Using Holy Water to Splash Genitals in Bali

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