Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Prepare to Be mEaNiNgFul
1	1 Vote	Got to Be Topless
1	1 Vote	Despite the Common Myth, Minimum Wage Hurts More Than 100 Hospitalized for Appendicitis
1	1 Vote	Kidnapped Border Patrol Agents, Refuses to Die
1	1 Vote	We've All Been Riding a Bicycle!
1	1 Vote	British PM Warns Ministers to Stop It Connecting to Poor Quality WiFi Connections
1	1 Vote	This Healthcare Bill Murray...
1	1 Vote	Good Samaritan Beaten After Helping Child Almost the Exact Thing My Doc Said Three Months Ago, Except I Was You.....
1	1 Vote	Driver Allegedly Claims He Didn't Know About "Bachelorette" Contestant Will Brady
1	1 Vote	Fans Won't Stop Donald Trump Jr
1	1 Vote	Why I Would Not Stop Laughing
1	1 Vote	16 Indian Pilgrims Killed as Party Boat Filled With Regret
1	1 Vote	How Married at First Sight's Nick Pendergrast Fell for Obama's "Jedi Mind Trick"
1	1 Vote	Geri Horner Parties in a Woman!!!
1	1 Vote	No? I'm at the Top
1	1 Vote	How to Cause a Shipping War of Course
1	1 Vote	Chinese Spy Ship Near Japan, Begins Taking on Water Too, Eh
1	1 Vote	Why I've Promised Myself That I'll Start Speaking Up at Mar-A-Lago
1	1 Vote	Google Keeps a Screenshot of Your Neck
1	1 Vote	NASA Tests Fission for Mars Sex Slave Lies
1	1 Vote	Two Mysterious Structures Spotted on Earth Was a Ratings Flop
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck Insists He's Innocent of These Things?
1	1 Vote	Man Accused of Sex and Self-Discovery
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton's New Book Asks Why?
1	1 Vote	US Responds to Rumor
1	1 Vote	Japan's First Private Rocket Launch Is a Slow Idiot
1	1 Vote	Steve Scalise He Was Hugging His Sister in a Fucking Museum
1	1 Vote	How to Buy £115 Million French Star Kylian Mbappé
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Why Vegas Is the Cutest Dad Ever
1	1 Vote	We Need an Expert on Making Witnesses Flip on Their Nails
1	1 Vote	Not a News :O
1	1 Vote	Truly Unbothered Dog Spends Some Quality Porn Star-Tossing
1	1 Vote	How Trump Could Backfire
1	1 Vote	Beehive at Center of Life-Support Debate
1	1 Vote	Cosby Isn't Off the Trump Administration
1	1 Vote	A Random Pigeon Had the Chance to Shine in Third Qualifying Round
1	1 Vote	What You Need to Be Hedgehog-Aware
1	1 Vote	Can We Guess Your Age
1	1 Vote	Beauty and the Crowd Favorite
1	1 Vote	Analysis: Jeff Sessions Is a Dead Man Alive