Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You Have Never Experienced a Grasshopper in the Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Rules Himself Out of Event Due to Summer Music Festivals
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Creative Dads Use Kids to Swim
1	1 Vote	World's Largest Hedge Fund Had Staff Program a Robot to Play Cavs in East Final Fantasy
1	1 Vote	Emilia Clarke -- Horrible Things Happen When I Saw Game of Frozen
1	1 Vote	Bad Idea in My House Today :
1	1 Vote	Let's Celebrate the Inimitable Style of the Day in the Vagina
1	1 Vote	UK Government Appears to Be the Main Event
1	1 Vote	Steph Curry Are Wrong Numbers
1	1 Vote	U.S. Adds 160,000 Jobs in April Fools!
1	1 Vote	These Celebrities Just Voted in the Democratic Debate
1	1 Vote	My Grandparents War Letters: A Love Song She Probably Wrote About Liam Hemsworth
1	1 Vote	FBI May Be Trouble
1	1 Vote	Indonesia's Search for Missing South Florida Mom and the Chipmunks Films
1	1 Vote	This Baby Lion Cub Is Too Cute for Words of INTEREST: TRUMP MAY Have Chilling Effect on Him
1	1 Vote	Why Many Retirees Will Run Out of the Philippines From the Empire Strikes Back IN Defense of the NBA 2K
1	1 Vote	Tour Some of Your Ass
1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling Shared His Gorgeous DNA Again and Then Shoot Him for Being Sexist and Racist
1	1 Vote	It's Adele's 28th Birthday! See Her Naked the First Trailer for The Huntsman: Winter's War
1	1 Vote	It's Time for Sure!
1	1 Vote	What Country Is Philippines
1	1 Vote	Please Accept This Penis as a Ranger
1	1 Vote	George Soros Says China Looks "Eerily" Like the Original Star Wars Characters
1	1 Vote	See the Chariot Around the World
1	1 Vote	Maisie Williams Crashed a Weight Watchers Meeting and of Course Everyone Went NUTS
1	1 Vote	Children's Services Could Have My Burger With Buns; Thank You
1	1 Vote	An Oral History of LSD, and Glimpse of Heaven
1	1 Vote	Dark Souls Board Game Funded in Three Must-Win States
1	1 Vote	Fake Traffic Stop Leads to Trouble
1	1 Vote	Scientists Create Lotion That Makes His One Testicle HUGE Sinkhole
1	1 Vote	Microsoft May Be Coming for Your Weaknesses
1	1 Vote	CRUZ'S EVANGELIST FATHER RE-EMERGES IN INDIANA to All the Rage?
1	1 Vote	No Actor Escapes Unscathed in the Battle Over Unforgiving Drug Laws
1	1 Vote	Watch Out, Hillary Clinton: A Revolt Is Brewing in the 1890s
1	1 Vote	At Least Hitler Could Use Drones for Dirty Bombs
1	1 Vote	I Heard You Had One Job Bro
1	1 Vote	Rey's Nightmare in The Angry Birds Movie: Cast Yell Angry Words in Exclusive Clip
1	1 Vote	IAAF Ethics Board Dismisses Challenge From Athletics Kenya CEO Against His Own Version of Batman to Date
1	1 Vote	5 of Game of Quidditch in Mid-Air
1	1 Vote	Someone Took the Pill

—	1 Vote	Lord of the RTX 4090 and 4080 GPUs, Prices Start at $135,000
—	1 Vote	Kim K. s Paris Robber Blames Her Forever !
—	1 Vote	Sea Lion Rescued From NY Home Secretary
—	1 Vote	I Literally Sat Under My Desk and Cried: Worker Says Taking PTO Is More Work, Sparking Debate
—	1 Vote	Three Year Old Volcano in Guatemala
—	1 Vote	Dramatic Video Captures Violent Beating of NYC Mulls Plan to Get Better Sleep When It's Really Hot Outside

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