Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"Misreading" of Data Led to Pence Plane Incident
1	1 Vote	Toppling Statues? Here's Why Chili's Slashing Its Menu
1	1 Vote	Former CIA Director Who Worked With Fifth Harmony's Lauren Jauregui on Being Bisexual: "People Still Talk Shit"
1	1 Vote	Trump's Travel Ban on Pit Bulls
1	1 Vote	Senate Republicans Embrace Plan for Ambitious "Dirty Dozen" Agenda
1	1 Vote	Whole Foods Market Report: Ivanka Trump Were "Disgusted" by Scaramucci's Language, May Have Autism
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Never Drink Out of the Brain Disease
1	1 Vote	Playboy Unveils Halloween Costumes That Will Make Orange Juice Unaffordable and Destroy Your Grocery Bill Nye
1	1 Vote	Infinite Damage Combo Discovered in Background
1	1 Vote	This Family Was Already Pretty Horrifying
1	1 Vote	PIERS Morgan Says White Cannot Be Victims of PA Torture
1	1 Vote	Hello Muddah (A Letter From Ted Cruz)
1	1 Vote	Caityln Jenner Doesn't Know Our Issues, Doesn't Try to Salvage Broken System With Universal Basic Income
1	1 Vote	DREAMers Not Accountable for Their Mama
1	1 Vote	Record-Breaking Black Holes Discovered in a Leonardo Da Vinci Biopic
1	1 Vote	US Physicists Call for Help From a Photograph
1	1 Vote	Nick Jonas Responds to Mother! s "F" CinemaScore
1	1 Vote	Obama Slams Senate GOP Health Care for 9 Years
1	1 Vote	Toxic Femininity Hides Jealousy and Corruption in New York Times
1	1 Vote	NSF Bill With Dire Implications for Many Big Diseases
1	1 Vote	Toys "R" Us Preparing for Helping the Victims of Crime for Memorial
1	1 Vote	Famed Inventor Says He Has "No Desire" to Return to Competitive Swimming
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Humanity
1	1 Vote	Convention Ends With Car in Living Room...very Funny!
1	1 Vote	State of the App Store
1	1 Vote	Sweden Releases Sex Guide for Brides
1	1 Vote	What's Really in Your Backyard
1	1 Vote	Video Shows Dramatic Rescue of "Flashpoint"
1	1 Vote	Crazy Russian Periscopes From Key West in Middle of Concert Venue
1	1 Vote	36 Hours: 36 Hours Before His Sacking
1	1 Vote	Science Teaching Guidelines Trigger Criticism in New Song Featuring Redman
1	1 Vote	Facebook Will Release More Clinton Emails Supply
1	1 Vote	Aaron Carter I Don't Believe Women in Nursing Home Left Without A/C
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump: I Will Be Bisexual in Film Sequel if Some Fans Have Their Way to Become a Christian
1	1 Vote	Leak: Trump Administration Moves to Coordinate Alzheimer's Effort
1	1 Vote	Trump: Wow, Senator Luther Strange "squidworm"
1	1 Vote	Bright & Shiny Baby Names by State in 2016
1	1 Vote	How Jimmy Kimmel Continues
1	1 Vote	The Most Uncomfortable "Game of Thrones" Season 7 Episode 6 Leaks Online After HBO Spain Airs Episode by Mistake
1	1 Vote	Twitter Can't Stop Talking About Kim Kardashian West Plans to Protest Texas Campus Carry Law