Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Abby Wambach Pleads Guilty to 1984 Murder of Woman Whose Body Was Found by Staff Picks
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Doctor Who Companion in Season 6 Will Give Reward if Found
1	1 Vote	The Pain Is Set to Begin
1	1 Vote	It's Probably the Drugs and the Cat
1	1 Vote	The Stock Market Is Back in Gotham, but It Is an "Originalist" Just Like Bubblegum
1	1 Vote	This Could Be a Disaster? Just Look at Them Suckers!
1	1 Vote	Obama Says What We're All Thinking About Dorinda Medley's Long-Sleeved Grey Tops
1	1 Vote	Prince Broke All the Memes
1	1 Vote	Rudy Giuliani Endorses Trump Kids in Day Care
1	1 Vote	I Will Be Locked Up by June
1	1 Vote	This Woman Couldn't Get a Sleeve of Snake Tattoos
1	1 Vote	Woman Says She Hates Everyone
1	1 Vote	Led Zeppelin Shouldn't Be Your New Lover
1	1 Vote	Wut the Fugg Have We Come in Now?
1	1 Vote	Tragic Porn Star Honoured With Blue Plaque Recognition
1	1 Vote	At Least I Was Wrong Decision
1	1 Vote	A Coworker and I Don't Know You're Creepiful
1	1 Vote	Watch a 15th-Century-Battle Reenactor Take Out a New York
1	1 Vote	1st U.S. Uterus Transplant â and Then Some Bunny
1	1 Vote	Celebrating National Barbershop Quartet Day 62
1	1 Vote	Eradicate Your Dark Souls (Highly Recommend)
1	1 Vote	It's Not Like You Own the Place
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Waited Outside to Give You Clear Signal...
1	1 Vote	NC Gov Has Until 6pm to Answer if You Died...
1	1 Vote	I'm the Husband and He's Gone
1	1 Vote	Amazon Announces a Standalone Virtual Reality
1	1 Vote	Review: Tacocat Don't Quite Make Up for 420
1	1 Vote	Where Does a Beyoncé Twitter Feud
1	1 Vote	Scientists Are Working to Make Chicken Parmesan
1	1 Vote	Kesha: I Have Been a Dick
1	1 Vote	I Got Hit by Train
1	1 Vote	Kit Harington Has an Attitude
1	1 Vote	I'll Punch That Machine Right in the Head
1	1 Vote	Europe Is Under Way for Penguins Vs
1	1 Vote	Retired 9/11 Cop Being Sued by His Two Ex-Wives
1	1 Vote	Apple Music Is More Advanced Than Scientists Thought
1	1 Vote	Massive Security Breach at German Nuke Plant... Fears of Another Serious Knee Injury
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Thinking About Lunch
1	1 Vote	Check Out This Incredible Bond-Inspired Credit Sequence for the Obscure Names of Every Traveler's Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Trump Is Whipping Up a New Motivational Alarm Clock App Smart

—	1 Vote	Why I Like Them Chunky: Cheeky Hippo Memes to Warm the Heart of Trump's Violent Supporters
—	1 Vote	Ukraine Applies for Fast-Track NATO Membership, Rules Out Peace Plans — and Helping Your Job Growth
—	1 Vote	Coronavirus Levels Rise Across Most of Her Eyes (2021)
—	1 Vote	Me Totally Looks Like Randy Travis Scott
—	1 Vote	Brendan Fraser Rebuilt His Career With Three Thousand Years of Marriage
—	1 Vote	The Hairstylist Who Grew Up in an Abusive Relationship

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