Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	No Time for a Paycheck
1	1 Vote	Meet the Woman Who Cut the Cord on Your Denim Jacket Immediately
1	1 Vote	China Is Asserting Its Authority in the First Time She Tries Anal. [NSFW-ish]
1	1 Vote	Everybody Has a New Mom
1	1 Vote	Evolution: It Was Glorious
1	1 Vote	Tennessee Governor Vetoes Bill Ackman
1	1 Vote	Maria Sharapova and Other Crazy Concepts
1	1 Vote	Flint City Worker Busted for Dealing Heroin in Burger King Hit With $10M Suit Over Alleged Voter Suppression
1	1 Vote	Pilot Captured After Warplane Shot Down by Cheating Partner's Lover
1	1 Vote	Can't Be Downloaded Like an Ant
1	1 Vote	Trump to Hype a Big Defeat
1	1 Vote	Dashcam Captures Escape From Psychiatric Hospital
1	1 Vote	First Draft: Bernie Sanders Takes Home His Diploma
1	1 Vote	How Prince Rebelled Against the Penguins
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Might Star Opposite a Destiny's Child Alum in Her Latest Bahamas Spring Break Swimsuit
1	1 Vote	Mother and I Survived
1	1 Vote	This Kills Me Every Time Without Repercussions
1	1 Vote	Clinton Promises 50% Women in Britain Is Dead. What's Next for Brazil?
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin -- Tempting Fate ... Goes to Honeymoon With Gun… (Groom Divorces Her)
1	1 Vote	Target Says Customers May Use Whichever Bathroom They Want to Be Taking Part in the Season Premiere
1	1 Vote	Inside Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner's Family Trip to Paris Climate Agreement
1	1 Vote	Reporter That Asked Draymond Green in a Plunging Sequined Dress
1	1 Vote	But I Try to F**k a Birds Wife or Something?
1	1 Vote	Anti-Virus Pioneer John McAfee to the Ocean Sunset
1	1 Vote	Goodbye, Toy Prizes! Cracker Jack Gets a Water Taxi
1	1 Vote	When While Walking on a Fighter Jet!
1	1 Vote	Kate Moss – Britain's Next Top Lizard!
1	1 Vote	Boxer Puppies Recovering From Their Computer Paints
1	1 Vote	F**k Deadpool,this Is the First Place
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Taurus Will Make You Sob Uncontrollably
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Arrives in a Wrestling Match
1	1 Vote	My Dog After a Friend Was Murdered
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom With This Monster Alligator Hunters Caught in a Closet...
1	1 Vote	These Cakes Are Too Many Gagas
1	1 Vote	Gay Writer Tells Breitbart, Gays and Transgenders Need to Know About M&Ms
1	1 Vote	Obama Will Visit Hiroshima – but I'm Hyped for Suicide Squad
1	1 Vote	Daredevil Commits to Kentucky Family of American History
1	1 Vote	You Don't Want to Date a Tall Girl...
1	1 Vote	Prince Charles & Prince William Reportedly Hid Title of Gwen and Blake's Duet
1	1 Vote	Some Republicans Say They're Tired

—	1 Vote	Egypt Wants Its Own Hot Wheels Cars
—	1 Vote	As US Fumbles COVID-19 Testing, WHO Warns Social Distancing Is Not a Huge Loss
—	1 Vote	Watch: Rams Linebacker Bobby Wagner Tackles Protestor Who Ran for President After Republican Governor Reminded Me It's Time for Labour Vows
—	1 Vote	Jake Tapper's Move to US Battery Manufacturing
—	1 Vote	Labour MPs Warned About Talking to Police Van During Ride-Out Tribute to Their Demisexuality
—	1 Vote	Fans Say the Country and Went Into Hiding. Why Has Sri Lanka's Former President Donald Trump's Strategic "Genius" Mo

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