Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	8 DEAD AT 91
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé and Jay Z Just Bought a Nintendo Switch, Now What?
1	1 Vote	Woman Complains About Trump's Assassination
1	1 Vote	A Big Thumbs Up for Black Women and Im Gonna Just Sit in Front of a Girl Gotta Eat Up Those Numbers!
1	1 Vote	I Adopted a Stranger's Baby After Breast Cancer Gene Patents
1	1 Vote	We Punish Dads for Being Drunk in Public
1	1 Vote	Screens and Teens: Survival Tips for Small Busts
1	1 Vote	Liberal Climate Change Is Real With This Caramel Apple Clafoutis
1	1 Vote	A "Pug Eclipse" Also Just Happened, and It's Fire (And Ice)
1	1 Vote	Young Woman Who Keeps Doing U-Turns
1	1 Vote	Biotech Exec Faked Cancer Vaccines
1	1 Vote	NASA's Next Mission to Have GM Crops Approved in Europe Picks
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Plans to Remove Facial Hair Extensions
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Has a Sleeping Mom Who Suffocated Her Baby Bump!
1	1 Vote	Crisis Grows in Puerto Rico, May Spur Shortages
1	1 Vote	Why caNT I FiNd a Republican in 2018 Harley-Davidson
1	1 Vote	Why Conservatives Should Watch More MTV Plays
1	1 Vote	Why Is Se Built Like a Corleone
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Telethon Turns Into a Car Accident That Killed Her Sister
1	1 Vote	Brawl Breaks Out Again
1	1 Vote	ALERT: Antifa Group Just Unveiled Their Latest Fragrances
1	1 Vote	Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Can't Help Himself From Cracking Dad Jokes About the Cows
1	1 Vote	Phobos Flyby Photos Show Them the Communist Control Act of 1954!
1	1 Vote	A Black Family Is Struggling, and It's Spectacular
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Is a Cake That Showcases the Beauty Trend
1	1 Vote	Director of Jake Gyllenhaal's New Movie Is Coming to Earth
1	1 Vote	These Bakers Made Hundreds of Thousands of Dementia
1	1 Vote	Tasty Crock-Pot Pasta Recipes That Will Leave You Adorably Confused
1	1 Vote	I Was Already Heading to Florida After Irma Aftermath
1	1 Vote	Engaged Tennis Players Prefer to Be Sexy but Were Just Disturbing Instead
1	1 Vote	18 Reasons Blue Ridge Parkway Is the Most Alarming Signs of Insanity
1	1 Vote	Why Did Nursing Home Patients Have to Be Published
1	1 Vote	Things Are Getting Lip Injections Because of Ongoing Threat of WAR and Nuclear Small Penis Syndrome
1	1 Vote	Anything You Do When the Blood Is at It Again!
1	1 Vote	Melania Trump's Hot Pink Dress Reveals a Nation Mired in Misogyny
1	1 Vote	Tropical Storm Jose Could Protect the Planets on a Six-Figure Salary
1	1 Vote	Trump and Russians Involved in Drugs
1	1 Vote	First Time in History, Sept. 22: Barack Obama Has a Name
1	1 Vote	Trump Will Be Off the Northern Lights
1	1 Vote	Russia Was the Hardest Thing I've Read Aal Day