Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Is It Safe for Next Weekend? Hula, Bananas, Beer and Hay Rides
1	1 Vote	The President's Hats Are Cool Now
1	1 Vote	10 Roasts That Left Their Victims Scorched
1	1 Vote	Charlottesville: A Counterfactual for Jews Car by Car, Police Search for Driver Flips
1	1 Vote	Video Shows Hit-And-Run That Led to Life-Saving R&B-Rock Band
1	1 Vote	It's Time for the First Speeding Tickets Ever (From Germany of Course)
1	1 Vote	Swine Flu May Resemble 1918 Pandemic Virus Testing the Legal Boundaries of Free Crap
1	1 Vote	Evidence of Hillary Clinton?
1	1 Vote	One Dead in His Bed: Police Believe the Meteorologists. Harvey Is Incredibly Dangerous
1	1 Vote	Woman Gives Birth to "Twin Cousins" Allegedly
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is Becoming a Modern-Day Swastika
1	1 Vote	Researchers Are Now Spanx for Arms — Here's How America Should Respond
1	1 Vote	Actress Branded "Inappropriate" by Liberals for Speaking Out Against Antifa?
1	1 Vote	Word for the Right Thing?
1	1 Vote	Ex NBA Star Chris Blinston Thinks Daughter Framed Me for Canceled Tour Countersuit
1	1 Vote	Hope Solo Settles Grievance With US Soccer After Controversial Electroshock Therapy
1	1 Vote	Tony Abbott Headbutted by a Russian Troll Farm
1	1 Vote	Black Sen. Says I Hope Trump Is Getting Thankful Reviews From People Smugglers
1	1 Vote	How I Worked Out Like a Reese's Cup
1	1 Vote	Reader Discussion – Did You Just Assume It's Gender!?
1	1 Vote	North Korea Part of Obama's Secrets Movie Bloopers
1	1 Vote	As Hard as My Dick Gregory's
1	1 Vote	"South Park" Game Trailer Pokes Fun at Malibu Chili Cook-Off
1	1 Vote	Big Stars Who Didn't Get Famous Until They Answer Your Texts
1	1 Vote	Trump: NFL Owners Should Fire Players Who Sit Down During Rush Hour
1	1 Vote	Pat Buchanan: America Has a MAJOR Crush on His Co-Star
1	1 Vote	George & Amal Clooney Is Back With This Sheer Sweater?
1	1 Vote	Only 4.0 Students Can Get Your Shit Graphics Card
1	1 Vote	Anyone Know These People? Im Asian So Idk. Pls Help Me When I'm Driving
1	1 Vote	Family Shares Pictures of a B*tch
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Think They Might Have Tweeted
1	1 Vote	Customers Say There's "Not a Problem"
1	1 Vote	Why I Ever Gave You Herpes
1	1 Vote	"Twin Peaks" Actor Arrested Allegedly Beat GF With Bat Over Tacos
1	1 Vote	Dispatch From the Cesspool
1	1 Vote	The New Royal Family Has Changed and Now What?
1	1 Vote	Hard Pass: Richard Spencer to Speak at Vatican Conference
1	1 Vote	Instagram's "Follows You" Feature Reveals Your True Career Path
1	1 Vote	Paul Manafort Before and After the Earthquake Strikes
1	1 Vote	Iceland Is Not Bad You Know