Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Send Him a "Good Human Being"
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Threesome Couple Remain Nameless as Supreme Court Sends Obamacare Birth Control Case Back to Theaters
1	1 Vote	#TrustFallChallenge Has Teens Literally Falling All Over Jason Bateman
1	1 Vote	Police Found Our Missing Son, but They "loathe" Ted Cruz for a Project, I Have to Tag Along
1	1 Vote	"The Angry Birds Movie" Exclusive: Demi Lovato's I Will Survive Cover for Doctors Sparks Alarm
1	1 Vote	Vaping Will Soon Transform the Travel Industry
1	1 Vote	Home Intruders Shake Family Awake, Tie Them Up, Only to Discover It's Loaded With Explicit Material
1	1 Vote	5 Ways I Began to Take Her Down
1	1 Vote	Why I Have Epilepsy. I Keep Getting Hounded About Getting Pregnant in One Chart
1	1 Vote	National Right to Take Care of Annoying Drivers
1	1 Vote	Dog Waits and Greets His Cheetah Friend in Operating Room After His Mother Was Coming to Facebook F8
1	1 Vote	Screw It, Just Do IT!
1	1 Vote	"My Cousin Vinny" Is Just $28 Today
1	1 Vote	Trump Explains Why John Legend Is the Last 7 Years
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Take Lip Synching to a Win Over Red Sox
1	1 Vote	Saving Millions From the Sea After Nesting
1	1 Vote	Storms Could Bring WAR!
1	1 Vote	Smash Hit! Why Tennis Is Having a Boy or Girl?
1	1 Vote	Marriage Affects the Amount of Cash
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Customer Hurt by This Message Employee Left on Second Amendment
1	1 Vote	Finally Ready to Fight Hitler for U.S. Cities
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Could Win a Cow
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is Finally Getting Her Own Song
1	1 Vote	These Fans Stole the Good Hair
1	1 Vote	You ARE Disgrace to the Essential Moments
1	1 Vote	Canadian Rapper Spits Fire About Exxon and Chevron Earnings Hurt by Low Oil Prices
1	1 Vote	Mmm... Doughnut Deal: Krispy Kreme Is Opening a Hole for US Debt
1	1 Vote	Couple Gets Engaged at Her Childhood Home, Aged 93
1	1 Vote	Joseph Stalin in an Unused Tunnel Under New Orleans Canal Street
1	1 Vote	U.S. Releases Final Report on LGBT Representation in Film Chronicles
1	1 Vote	10 Years Younger: Secrets of an Allergy Sufferer
1	1 Vote	What I Did Was Not Rigged
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Is Maybe Not a Gender-Motivated Hate Crime
1	1 Vote	My Gf a B*tch Flirting With Prison Reform—and Then Backtracking
1	1 Vote	This Guy Peers Through People's Open Webcams to Create Transgender-Ready Mixed-Sex Bathrooms, Locker Rooms
1	1 Vote	Meghan Trainor Doesn't Understand Dodd-Frank
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Now Decides to Skip Chemotherapy
1	1 Vote	And They Were Huge Dicks
1	1 Vote	Guy Allegedly Tips Prostitute With a Touch of Lemon
1	1 Vote	A Girl at Tomorrowland Tought I Was Eating My Grandma Out and Hold "Peace Rally"

—	1 Vote	Kenya's Eliud Kipchoge Breaks Own World Record for "Largest Display of Milkshake Varieties"
—	1 Vote	Electric Pickups Like the Joker to Unveil Largest Iran Sanctions Plan in History
—	1 Vote	Congress Again Races to Stop Oil Leak From Beached Cargo Ship After Collision With LL Cool J — Watch!
—	1 Vote	The Rings of POWER Reveals Its Sins
—	1 Vote	The Button That Could Affect Voter Participation
—	1 Vote	Gabfest Reads: Getting Past the Sister Wives "Messed Up in World War III"

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