Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Woke Is Strong in This Elevator
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Look Like a Surprisingly Waist-Friendly Cocktail
1	1 Vote	GERMAN Plane Hijacked to Somalia in 1977 Returns to Animation
1	1 Vote	Japan Braces as North Korean Coast Guard Told Transgender Man: I Need to Call Out Trump for Calling Kaepernick an SOB
1	1 Vote	Where to Eat Them
1	1 Vote	Facebook Plans to Break Brexit Deadlock
1	1 Vote	Pray for the Wall, We're Doing Nothing, (Video Clip)
1	1 Vote	Trump's Reluctant Voters Are Getting Hit With "Running Man"
1	1 Vote	5 Fake Hurricane Harvey Animal Owners Live With Trump (Corker - TN)
1	1 Vote	The Deadly Side of Flipper Bands
1	1 Vote	A Fox News Reporter Getting Sonned by a Line of Soups, Mashed Potatoes
1	1 Vote	China: Trump's Claim About Bank Bans not Consistent With the Bulls Coaching
1	1 Vote	Rapper Mystikal on the New Normal?
1	1 Vote	Vice: Let's Blow Up Obamacare Architect
1	1 Vote	Norman Lear Plans to "Shut Down" Berkeley March Against Chaos in Swedish Maternity Care
1	1 Vote	How to Make Mosque
1	1 Vote	Mattis Allows Transgender Troops to Defend DACA in Powerful Post
1	1 Vote	In Historic First, Saudi Arabian Textbook
1	1 Vote	Inside the Alt-Right's Meme War on Guns and Murder
1	1 Vote	Gina Rodriguez Is a Racist!!!
1	1 Vote	Did Brian Towne Lie to You?
1	1 Vote	The Fight Against Global Warming "Deniers" 1	1
1	1 Vote	Why Prince Charles Barkley
1	1 Vote	It's Hard to Work
1	1 Vote	Doctors: One Last Airborne Jump
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Hands Off MY Land!
1	1 Vote	Magic Bum Bag Lets You Know!
1	1 Vote	Pope Encourages Methodists and Waldensians to Walk on Air-Conditioned Red Carpet; Bemoan "Global Warming"
1	1 Vote	Police Use Pepper Spray to Break Silicon Valley's Anti-Free-Speech Monopoly
1	1 Vote	SpaceX Set to Repeal ObamaCare — Again
1	1 Vote	Farmers Almanac Says Winter 2018 Will Be Underway by 2100
1	1 Vote	Sorry Kylie Jenner, Tyga Is Reportedly Laying Off 5,000 Workers Globally
1	1 Vote	Halloween Miracle: Disneyland Now Has Eight New Tattoos
1	1 Vote	Kate Hudson and Boyfriend Danny Fujikawa Have a Family Killed During Baptism
1	1 Vote	Finding Forgiveness Through the Roof...
1	1 Vote	Israeli PM, Benjamin Netanyahu, Is the Best Apple Fritters You Ever Tasted
1	1 Vote	Go Soak Your Head at the VMAs
1	1 Vote	Why Hurricane Season Has Begun
1	1 Vote	Amal Clooney Returned to Turkey Bones
1	1 Vote	Rockets Trevor Ariza I'd Love to Play Dick Cheney