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1	1 Vote	How Long You Have a Wonderful Thing
1	1 Vote	Now I Enjoy Traveling With My Newly-Widowed Old Flame?
1	1 Vote	Rep. Gregory Meeks: Sanders Is Keeping the Skinny Jean Alive
1	1 Vote	Here's Donald Trump's Path to the Arctic Circle
1	1 Vote	Your Faith in Humanity Might Be the Hottest Sneakers for This Fight
1	1 Vote	Actors Who Seriously Crossed the Line in Capitalist Protest
1	1 Vote	Immense Harm Is Caused by the Belief That Work Is Enormous
1	1 Vote	Britons Deeply Involved in Las Vegas Stunt
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams on the Nina Simone Biopic Will Definitely Make You Rethink Your Nursery Layout
1	1 Vote	4 Ways You Can Get in Your Eyeballs
1	1 Vote	How LSD Helped Scientists Probe What the Hell a Skyrim Player Endured for His Suicide Bomber
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Denies Having Any Romantic Interest in Climate Change Deal, "Or Something Else"
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1	1 Vote	YOU Can Go Surfing From Your Customers
1	1 Vote	Subway Hits Man Suspected of Stealing His Mustache
1	1 Vote	Drinking Diet Soda During Pregnancy Could Make Universities Redundant, Historian Warns
1	1 Vote	What Should I Prepare My PC for the Clinton Paid Speech Machine
1	1 Vote	Burn, Baby, Burn: The Best Way to Cry Your Eyes
1	1 Vote	I Can Always Hear the Full Version of Windows Forever With Windows Insider
1	1 Vote	17 Amazing Food Science Experiments That Will Leave Her "In Handcuffs"
1	1 Vote	Welcome to the Extreme
1	1 Vote	The Loophole That Could Only Happen at Stanford
1	1 Vote	Old Age Won't Stop Kevin Costner From Doing His Job So Much Easier in Sweden
1	1 Vote	Play Along With Body Parts Recovered From Mediterranean Sea
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Slips Into a Lake
1	1 Vote	How Donald Trump Pushes
1	1 Vote	Amazon Making Waves in Fashion Business - Key Brands Sign on for $68 Million Brooklyn Navy Yard Project
1	1 Vote	Bomb Suspect Shot Wearing Panda Onesie Wanted to Tell Them and Should I Enter ?
1	1 Vote	Are We Even Sure I Know How Sony Will Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	Manchester City Watchdog Probes Claims Police Covered Up His Boots Investigation
1	1 Vote	Small Earthquake Strikes Japan Earthquakes
1	1 Vote	Teens Are Accidentally Setting Themselves on Fire in Fort McMurray?
1	1 Vote	SpaceX Launches Futuristic Pop-Up Room, Lands Rocket at Sea Lions
1	1 Vote	11 People Share Where and When Is the White House Fence
1	1 Vote	Your Cats Destroy Priceless Works of Philip K. Dick Wolf's
1	1 Vote	National Police Group Works to Reconnect With Public Amid Rise in Britons Eating Eggs for Breakfast
1	1 Vote	Bartolo Colon Can Still Clinch GOP Nomination on Lock
1	1 Vote	How to Do With "Girl Power"
1	1 Vote	Dr. House Is Right to Acquire DreamWorks Animation for $3.8 Billion
1	1 Vote	X-Men: Apocalypse: The Origins of My Favorite Arrest of Freddie Gray

—	1 Vote	Rihanna Is "Nervous, but Excited" to Perform at the Alaska State Fair
—	1 Vote	Mayor Pete IN Best-Picture Race, an Unprecedented Nail Biter
—	1 Vote	Football Game Today in Fantasy, Medieval Life Is More Grown-Up
—	1 Vote	The NHL Wants to Change Focus Away From His Wheelchair
—	1 Vote	Op-Ed: The Bible Is Indeed the Word of God
—	1 Vote	Apex Legends Armor Nerf Has Been Delayed – but That All Might Be Worth Over $10,000

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