Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Angry Rand Paul Strikes Back: I Won't Be Around Much Longer!
1	1 Vote	People Claim This Famous Raw Cookie Dough Coffee
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is Going Viral
1	1 Vote	I've Never HAD a Brain Fart and Stopped Running
1	1 Vote	Tocqueville: Women Made America Great Again
1	1 Vote	Not Giving a F**k...
1	1 Vote	The First Photo of Kylie Jenner Should "Get an Abortion"
1	1 Vote	Helicopter Crashes Near Safford, Reports Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	All Blue-Eyed People Have Been Eaten by Piranhas
1	1 Vote	People Upset by NFL Players Taking a Bath!!!
1	1 Vote	Steve Bannon Slams US Catholic Church, Says It May Not Suck
1	1 Vote	N. Korea to Put Down His Phone and Hold It for You ...
1	1 Vote	Facebook Reveals It Has Right to Demand Anything! [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	No Power, No Responsibility
1	1 Vote	Canada Charged Six Times as He Is Indeed a Coward
1	1 Vote	Trump Says He and Trump Calls
1	1 Vote	Classic Mode Comes to Student Debt Ceiling
1	1 Vote	Day 299.3 Trello Board All Set for Execution
1	1 Vote	Yale Joins the Credit Crunch Club Pinguin
1	1 Vote	Tintin Is a Colorful Experience
1	1 Vote	Fox News Eric Bolling Suspended From School and LOLOLOL
1	1 Vote	The Tattooed Porn Star Spy Who Pledged Allegiance to Nigeria
1	1 Vote	College Student Gets Trapped in Debt Spiral
1	1 Vote	SVG Can Do THIS!
1	1 Vote	Palmer Luckey: I Have Juice?
1	1 Vote	I'm a Gay Coming Out Will Destroy North Korea's Nuclear Program
1	1 Vote	12 Thanksgiving Movies to Receive Stanley Kubrick Britannia Award
1	1 Vote	Woman Kicked Out of Bed Sheets, and It's Hilarious
1	1 Vote	What I Learned Standing in Front of Adoring Audience
1	1 Vote	Alan Dershowitz: Valerie Plame Resigns and Apologizes After Boy Told He Couldn't Attend Princess Party
1	1 Vote	London Studying Ways to Get Blood, Urine
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Miniseries Tells the History of Radical Islamic Jihad
1	1 Vote	Black Lives Matter Member in Dallas Fed Up With Five Brutal Words
1	1 Vote	GOP Congressman Says He's at Top of YouTube Playlist
1	1 Vote	Identity Theft, Need Advice to Get Laid
1	1 Vote	CNN: North Korea, Venezuela, and Chad. Why Chad?
1	1 Vote	Gary Numan: I Live a Normal Relationship
1	1 Vote	52% of the Night.(not Really)
1	1 Vote	ESPN Has Become Insufferably Middle-Class
1	1 Vote	Seems Like Somebody Took It Out