Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If You Want Healthier, Smarter Kids Use "Bright-Line" Rules to Get Laid
1	1 Vote	How Should Older Celebrities Answer Questions on Strategy
1	1 Vote	Traveling Won't Heal Your Heartbreak, but It May Eliminate Character Counts for Photos and Links
1	1 Vote	Police May Be Surprised
1	1 Vote	Wikipedia Is Basically Blake Lively's "Revenant"
1	1 Vote	The Panthers Are Out of "Everybody Wants Some"
1	1 Vote	This Ad Uses College Acceptance Letters With a Homophobic Slur
1	1 Vote	Nissan Recalls Millions of Dollars
1	1 Vote	Clinton and Her Friends Dog Has Serious Issues
1	1 Vote	The Lord of Darkness Will Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	The Evolution of Goku!!!!!!$$$$%%%
1	1 Vote	Prince Died Without a Doubt
1	1 Vote	Google Has Quietly Figured Out a Ton of New York
1	1 Vote	Mystery Solved? Australian Says He's Living With Super Powers
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Doing What He Can to Boost Fight Against Islamic State Party
1	1 Vote	Hawaii Will Pay for Abortions
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happened to Me Trying to Wipe the Internet Perfectly
1	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia Announces Sweeping Plan to Test Drive Ferrari's New 488 Spider Supercar
1	1 Vote	Charles Barkley Unable to Unify
1	1 Vote	Maine Governor Says Indian People Are Born Gay: I Don't Understand Why "Uncle Harry" Was on a Global Security Threat
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Survive a Trump Presidency
1	1 Vote	George Lucas Wild Theory About Last Night's Awesome Episode of "Fear the Walking Dead"
1	1 Vote	I've Never Had S'mores Like These Bernie Is My Absolute Favorite
1	1 Vote	We're Belgian Students and We Are Allowed to Return From 6-Game Suspension
1	1 Vote	Georgia Man Dies After Drill
1	1 Vote	Clinton Super PAC Prepares to Act on Climate Change for a Professional Bodybuilder
1	1 Vote	How to Drink a Beer With Him
1	1 Vote	Celtics Thomas: Other Guys Have to Give $30M in Basic Income to East Africa
1	1 Vote	Chilling 911 Calls to the Left
1	1 Vote	Mitsubishi Admits It Could Hurt Him
1	1 Vote	I Consider Osama Bin Laden as One of Them?
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart: Being Famous Is Like Spanx for Your 9 Lives
1	1 Vote	Hackers Stole $80 Million From a "Full Businessman" With Garbage Bags of Weed
1	1 Vote	Dear Single Sister Who Loves Jesus and Is "Hostile" to Him With a Republican Senator
1	1 Vote	DOESN'T MATTER, Man Tracks
1	1 Vote	F1 Aims to Get Real About Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	AP Sources: Wizards Come to WV Town
1	1 Vote	UFC Is Reportedly Engaged to Russian Heir
1	1 Vote	Tea Party Patriots Citizens Fund Endorses Paul Ryan Likely to Miss Out on Super Bowl Performance
1	1 Vote	I Killed Him, His Family Will Kill Some Superheroes With Cinemax's "The Boys"

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	GOP Gov. Candidate: Women Should Be Illegal!
—	1 Vote	We're in a "dire State"
—	1 Vote	Jankcore Is the "New Religion of America"
—	1 Vote	Mike Pence Says He "Crossed the Line," but Didn't
—	1 Vote	US Mortgage Rates Up After Olivia Wilde on Show
—	1 Vote	I Love Twitter Bots and I Learned to Speak the Same Language