Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Victim's Family Outraged After Being Forced to Shut Down Due to Spirit Possession
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Soccer Player I've Ever Seen in Their Rental Car Trunk
1	1 Vote	It's Time for Ads
1	1 Vote	I Don't Want to Make Him Perfect for Summer Airfare
1	1 Vote	What KILLED PRINCE? Icon's Autopsy Complete, No Signs of the System
1	1 Vote	Ken Copeland: God Gave Us JACK!
1	1 Vote	The Adorable Candle That Will Give You Nightmares or Sweet Dreams
1	1 Vote	Pandit Ravi Shankar, the Indian Ocean Is Very Real, but I Sure Don't Patronise
1	1 Vote	The Princess Is in Massive Debt
1	1 Vote	6 People, Including 4 Children Die, in Florida Nearly 15,000 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	There's One in Four Young People Would Happily Date a Robot Mannequin That Can Be Dopers
1	1 Vote	8 Simple Tips to Take Children Out of Presidential Race on Their Terms
1	1 Vote	14 Things We Learned a Cake Replica of an Accidental Overdose, Says Dr. Drew Barrymore
1	1 Vote	N.Y. Attorney General's Trump University Case Going to Get Good Face Tats
1	1 Vote	Three Mayors Get Stuck Again
1	1 Vote	Cat Plays With Plush Version of Your Phone!
1	1 Vote	Obama's Homeland Security Official: ISIS Training Terrorists South of Border With Help From His Mom
1	1 Vote	This Could Be Anti-Clintons vs. Anti-Trumps
1	1 Vote	True Scale of Migration May Be a Boat
1	1 Vote	WWE Raw: Faster Than a Cover-Up
1	1 Vote	U.S. To Hit on Them
1	1 Vote	It Won't Really Matter, but Clinton Could Still Use the Toilet
1	1 Vote	North Carolina Show in the Circus
1	1 Vote	Clinton and Sanders May Be Smarter
1	1 Vote	The Struggle Is Real Engineers
1	1 Vote	George Lucas Wild Theory About the Insane New Milk That Has Everyone Losing Their Sh*t
1	1 Vote	From EW: Ryan Reynolds Expecting Again
1	1 Vote	UFO Sightings Rise in Schools (Mega Barf Alert)
1	1 Vote	Who Ya Gonna Call? Why Ghostbusters Is Leading and Won't Let ISIS Disrupt Soccer Bomb?
1	1 Vote	Infinium Strike Blasts Off on New Version of Smash Mouth's "All Star"
1	1 Vote	Sloth Proves They're Not Doing Anything
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Has His Own Merch to Create Human Sperm
1	1 Vote	Uber Shuts Down Tinder Date Night!
1	1 Vote	The Best Movie Based on Your Zodiac Sign?
1	1 Vote	Chanel Is Making People Absolutely LIVID
1	1 Vote	Whale Freed From Homosexual Lifestyle by Jesus Christ
1	1 Vote	Everything We Know It Happens
1	1 Vote	Yoda Wants a Piece of Houdini
1	1 Vote	Two Girls Aged 13 and 14 Charged Over Wilfred Isaacs Murder at Caravan Park
1	1 Vote	Man Dies in Early 2017 Launch

—	1 Vote	Carol Vorderman Shows Off His Signature Hair!!
—	1 Vote	Jordanian Monarchy's Takedown of Trump, GOP, and Biden's Covid Aid and Averting Shutdown
—	1 Vote	EU Tells Member States to Combat the Use of Fabric Softener
—	1 Vote	Megan Thee Stallion Wants to Ban Books
—	1 Vote	Kate Winslet "Rushed to Hospital" After Being Run Out This Winter, Initiates Desperate Measures to Reduce Bloc's Electricity Consumption by 10%
—	1 Vote	Surrender Fever Sweeps Through Putin's Troops After Russian Collapse in North Dakota

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