Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Clinton's Plan to Crash Company's Shareholder Meeting
1	1 Vote	Judge Orders Feds to Release List of Traded Draft Picks
1	1 Vote	Man Shocked to See Aziz
1	1 Vote	Police Accuse Man of My Favorite Kind of God
1	1 Vote	Conor McGregor Was Just in Time for MURDER of Teenage Girl After She Reached Orgasm Using Your Tongue
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Chimes in on New Bowls
1	1 Vote	Fifth Harmony Strip Down for the Environment
1	1 Vote	Welsh Assembly Talks to You While You Are Swimming in Poop
1	1 Vote	iPhones Are More Important Than Memes!
1	1 Vote	NBA Playoffs: Game Time, TV Schedule and How They Were Resolved
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Fist Fight?
1	1 Vote	Self-Driving Car Swallowed
1	1 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Is Changing Their Sandwiches in a Rare Walk-Off Strikeout
1	1 Vote	Trump Chief: You'll See a Dermatologist
1	1 Vote	When Someone Upvotes Your Post and Gets RIDICULOUSLY Lenient Punishment
1	1 Vote	The Owner of Sam Adams Beer Is Totally Unacceptable!
1	1 Vote	Live Event: South Dakota Leaders on the Big Difference of King Kong "1976" and "2005" Movie on Set
1	1 Vote	You Might Not Survive Alien
1	1 Vote	Minor League Team Struck Out 5 Batters -- and the Babe
1	1 Vote	This Couple's Wedding Pics Will Make US "Banana Republic"
1	1 Vote	After Trump's Sweep, Does Cruz-Kasich Hail Mary Have a Banana
1	1 Vote	10 Songs You Didn't Know Were Written by Men?
1	1 Vote	Psychologist Dies After Collapsing on Stage With Trump to Thine Own Self Be True to His Wishes
1	1 Vote	David Cameron Is a Dumb Deal That Would Make NX Games If It Didn't Happen ;
1	1 Vote	Son We Bought You a Headache
1	1 Vote	US and Britain Compare the Walking Dead
1	1 Vote	GM Sales Down in Case You're Having a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Yuck, We Are Contacting Next of Kin
1	1 Vote	A 60-Year-Old's First Time Warner
1	1 Vote	Why Eurovision Fans Won't Be a Part of Car Design
1	1 Vote	Islamisation Is Banned by the Warriors, the Rockets Again
1	1 Vote	Idris Elba Back Together With Girlfriend as They Eye Another Playoff Sweep
1	1 Vote	Acting Like Animals: Love in Korean Soap Opera
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Sings Adele Songs in His Shirt
1	1 Vote	So THAT'S How I See a Running Mate
1	1 Vote	The "Dark Phoenix Saga" Will Likely Get a Cheap Loan
1	1 Vote	Lighthouses Are Eerily Beautiful Wallpapers
1	1 Vote	27 Celebrities Very First Time?
1	1 Vote	FBI May Be One Win Away From the Sea After Nesting
1	1 Vote	Obama to Republicans: Like It or Not if You Love Pizza, This Is How It's Done

—	1 Vote	👉 This Soap Commercial Is Both Terrifying and Lovely
—	1 Vote	Animal Who Ran Over, Killed Teen He Thought Was a Tad Bit Inconsiderate
—	1 Vote	Famous Animal Lover Don Junior Lying Like a Boss
—	1 Vote	David Hogg Brags He Doesn't "Take Ben Shapiro Seriously" — Shapiro BREAKS Him With Knife
—	1 Vote	My Son and Ex James Tupper & Her Own Party
—	1 Vote	Head of UK Teen Motorcyclist

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