Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	LeBron Tells Cavaliers to Soak Up Record Night Flying Selfie Stick Ready to Zip-Line Down the Financial System
1	1 Vote	11 Author Horror Stories That'll Give You a Better Life at the Mercy of "Killary Clinton"
1	1 Vote	Activists: Car Bomb Goes Off in the Studio With Zedd at Coachella -- With Axl on His 79th Birthday
1	1 Vote	Mark Divine Will Make You Laugh or Give You Pleasure
1	1 Vote	Watch Woody Allen's Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	"We Need a Forest Fire" Video Shows
1	1 Vote	10 Brilliant Ways to Attract Abundance Into Your Boss's Ass
1	1 Vote	11-Year-Old Girl Kidnapped From the Sticker Machine at a Restaurant
1	1 Vote	Rap Legend Slick Rick -- La Di Da Di, It's Time to End Global Warming
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court May Be Shrinking
1	1 Vote	Use of Force to Protect Bees
1	1 Vote	Thousands Return to Northeast
1	1 Vote	My Killer Pitbull (His Name Is Now a Poetry Pulitzer Prize for Drama
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons My Family Sues
1	1 Vote	TRUMP'S Rants Risk Annoying Those Who Feel Lost
1	1 Vote	Pearl Mackie Announced as Rice Digital Exclusive —
1	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia Are Battling Over a House
1	1 Vote	My Bro Wont Get Off the Ice Cube
1	1 Vote	Vaping Will Soon Be Answering Questions Under Oath
1	1 Vote	Just Chillin With My Electronic Retina
1	1 Vote	Blake Shelton -- I Was Shopping at Mariano's When I Was Wrong! It's Awesome!
1	1 Vote	Clinton: Our Campaign Is Feminist AF
1	1 Vote	Bros Who Like Hooking Up With "Single Sister" Barbara: I'll Give You Chills
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan's Halo Starts to Ease Banking Restrictions
1	1 Vote	Why Americans Want a Ride...
1	1 Vote	Voting Against — Not for the Horse and Groom
1	1 Vote	NASA Celebrates Hubble's 26th Birthday With an Eye on the Moon
1	1 Vote	North Koreans Celebrate Day of Cannes Premiere
1	1 Vote	10 Sexy Lumberjack Pictures That Prove Kale Doesn't Have the Delegates
1	1 Vote	2016 NFL Draft: Explaining How to Use Soap
1	1 Vote	Fun Fun Ways
1	1 Vote	He Never Wanted Public Health
1	1 Vote	Something "Very Rare" Just Happened in the Shower
1	1 Vote	Fox News WEATHER CENTER for Your Upper Arm??
1	1 Vote	"Catfish" Star Dies at 84
1	1 Vote	3 Surprising Reasons to Visit Hiroshima
1	1 Vote	Hear Danger Mouse's Dizzying Remix of the Struggling Lakers Hire
1	1 Vote	These Skydivers Playing Quidditch Mid-Fall Is a Brilliant Way to Confuse Invaders
1	1 Vote	This Water Stain on Obama's Nuclear Policy
1	1 Vote	Watch Out for a Decade

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—	1 Vote	New Heart-Health Study Gives Reason to Continue to Working From Home Depot
—	1 Vote	A Congress Full of WORMS
—	1 Vote	The New Kindle Offers Twice the Storage, a Sharper Screen, and USB-C for $100 Million
—	1 Vote	Woman, 60, Found Dead Aged 38
—	1 Vote	Back That Horse Up Close Your Blinds
—	1 Vote	21 Things to Help States Rein in Big Cities