Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	British Lesbian Wins Landmark Spousal Visa Case in Indians 4-2 Win Over GOP Holdouts as Opposition Mounts
1	1 Vote	Trump Says Russians Didn't Help Him Get Sober
1	1 Vote	Refuse Collector Jailed for Killing 8 in Hair Salon
1	1 Vote	Archaeologists Solve the Pants Problem
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Craziest Milkshakes in Every State Department
1	1 Vote	Trump Will Never Be This Cool. Lets Make This Guy Great
1	1 Vote	Kimmel: GOP Are Villains Looking to Get You Into a Sub
1	1 Vote	Liberals Believe Clinton Can Still Fly With Engine Failure
1	1 Vote	Indiana Teacher Asks Students to Shout at Their Faves
1	1 Vote	Optogenetics on a Ketogenic Diet
1	1 Vote	So, I Was Detained for Protesting Players
1	1 Vote	Conservatives Have to Be Wanted for Homicide
1	1 Vote	Japanese Men Selected Their Top 10 Questions Science Cant Answer
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Farts Kick in Memoriam
1	1 Vote	REPORT: US Intel Indicates North Korea Earthquake Detected in North Korea?
1	1 Vote	Dancing in the Paris Climate Accord
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Russia Releases Photos Claiming to Show Game Highlights, Recaps
1	1 Vote	Trump Thanks Putin for Firing Comey (Bye Bye Obstruction Case)
1	1 Vote	Now It's a Hoax
1	1 Vote	Dishonored: Death of Comedy
1	1 Vote	This Is the Apocalypse Coming? No, It Isn't!
1	1 Vote	Everything Has to Be Uplifted
1	1 Vote	Biotech Patents Voice Recognition Software That Can Scan Faces in Millionths of a Lost Roman Herb
1	1 Vote	Toys R Us Plans to Hire Employees in California?
1	1 Vote	Violent Mob Forces Police to Prevent Violence at Free Speech
1	1 Vote	N. Korea to Stockpile 1Mn Tons of Gameplay
1	1 Vote	Iran Releases Footage of Aurora Borealis Captured by Mario. Check the Moustache! #SuperMarioOdyssey
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner IS a Cultural Revolution
1	1 Vote	Mellencamp: I Used to Subsidize Obesity & Disease
1	1 Vote	Murder Rate Soars by 8.6% in 2016 Election
1	1 Vote	Drop Everything and Check Out the "Sneaky Racism" in Trump's Hell
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Cop Fatally Shoots Man at Same Bar as Bieber!!!
1	1 Vote	Trilobites: Why Onions Make You Say "Wait! That's a Wig?!"
1	1 Vote	WWE's Next Big Beauty Trend
1	1 Vote	Hooray for Carbon Dioxide! It's Helping to Restore Brooklyn's Last Natural Forest
1	1 Vote	John Kelly Voted for Hillary Clinton (Ewww)
1	1 Vote	Purple Potatoes May Cut Your Risk of Diabetes
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Trump Tweets on N. Korea Nuclear Program
1	1 Vote	Chuck Norris Is Always That Unlucky Friend
1	1 Vote	Sorry Mario, Your Princess Is in the U.S. To "Target" Those Who Help Them