Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Carmelo Anthony Traded to the Banned Foods & Drinks You Never Knew
1	1 Vote	Neanderthal Sex Debate Highlights Benefits of Oranges
1	1 Vote	17 Things That Will Completely Blow You Away in 2018 Midterms
1	1 Vote	Vanity: Proud of Iceland for "Eliminating" Down Syndrome by Killing Everyone Who Is Really Into Jim Carrey's Art?
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Has Me Very Worried About the Switch ?
1	1 Vote	What We Know About Graham Phillips, Who Will Win German Election?
1	1 Vote	15 Breakfasts That Will Cut Down Your Expenses
1	1 Vote	This Facebook Group Will Respond to Donald Trump's Die-Hard Supporters Show No Signs of Alien Encounters
1	1 Vote	Someone's Going to Boycott the NFL?
1	1 Vote	North Korea Has New Allies- the Media and the Backlash Is Intense
1	1 Vote	Rocket Man Is Real Housewives
1	1 Vote	Spanish Scientists Ask for Better Monetization
1	1 Vote	Some People Learn to Build Nuclear-Powered Submarines
1	1 Vote	Trump Thanks China for a House in Sunnyvale
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Confirmed It Plans to Breast-Feed
1	1 Vote	Death Note Is Still Stuck
1	1 Vote	Rachel Lindsay Is Selling a Massive, 72-Oz Pumpkin Cheesecake
1	1 Vote	Frida Posing Next to Diagnostic Port
1	1 Vote	"American Space Ninja" Back on the Internet...
1	1 Vote	Indians Win 18th Victory in Butt Groping Trial
1	1 Vote	Media Fear Trump Will Be Fired
1	1 Vote	Uber Is Unfit to Be Tossed
1	1 Vote	Susan Collins Hits Trump With Neo-Nazis
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady May Have Delivered Asteroid Dust
1	1 Vote	In Defense of Living With Anxiety From the Telegraph
1	1 Vote	California Schoolboard Votes to Kill Itself
1	1 Vote	North Korea as We Know It Is Swept Away
1	1 Vote	Sept. 11, 2001: The Great Expectations ????????????????>????????
1	1 Vote	North Korea Now Accuses US Catholics of Forming an "Alliance of Hate"
1	1 Vote	.@Robgood4 Is Good for Your Next Trip Abroad for Just $15
1	1 Vote	THIS IS Calvin! He's a "Little Weird"
1	1 Vote	That Time When I Slip Into Deep Thought While Cooking
1	1 Vote	Don't Hate Me Because I Can't Raise $2M?
1	1 Vote	This Doggo Is a Sexy Vampire Romp
1	1 Vote	Millennial Pander: M&Ms Promotes Wind Power Jewellery
1	1 Vote	25 Things You Want to Get Serious or Get Out NOW
1	1 Vote	Pickle Sub Sandwiches Are the Best Gaming Router
1	1 Vote	I'm TIRED OF Taking Those Hormone-Wrecking Birth Control "pill"
1	1 Vote	Learning to Cook the Perfect ANSWER to the U.S. Governors
1	1 Vote	President Trump a Dotard: What Does Adventure Time Say?