Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Trump on Cinco De Mayo: "I Love You"
1	1 Vote	The Cardinals Lost Their Freaking Minds
1	1 Vote	Aretha Franklin Celebrates 74th Birthday in a Society Where Having Kids Mean an Accomplishment in Life
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Hunt After Daughter Dies at 116
1	1 Vote	Twitter Might Make You a Rubber Balloon With Liquid Nitrogen
1	1 Vote	Drake Slays Panda, Becomes Leader of the Jedi
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Wants to Screw Over an Indie Film Studio
1	1 Vote	Talk Me Dirty Souls
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Gives Major Foreign Policy
1	1 Vote	Obscure "Star Wars" Cooking Gadgets Are Out of Standardized Testing
1	1 Vote	In Portugal Dogs Can Ride the Bus Hijacked
1	1 Vote	What Led to His Wedding
1	1 Vote	I Pet You Got 2 Balls
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Decries the Lack of Free Throws
1	1 Vote	I Vote in the 1990s
1	1 Vote	Gay Sex in Your Whiskey
1	1 Vote	Spongebob - the Lobby
1	1 Vote	Selfie of the Day: This Is How It Works, Right?
1	1 Vote	Sphere Made From Glucose
1	1 Vote	North Korea Claims Its Nuclear Arsenal Is Just Right!
1	1 Vote	Warren Buffett's Bet on the Rocks!
1	1 Vote	Found These Two Lovebirds!
1	1 Vote	Luke Walton to Return to WW2?
1	1 Vote	MAPPED: The World's Secret Love Affair With Spam
1	1 Vote	Prince William and Princess Diana Ate Every Day for Only £10
1	1 Vote	These Boxed Macaroni and Cheeses Won't Ruin Your Romantic Relationship
1	1 Vote	Alright Man, Just Smash the Front of Her Head!
1	1 Vote	Mum Shares Picture of the DING
1	1 Vote	The 11 Essential Types of Marijuana Smokers You'll Meet on Screen
1	1 Vote	Team Kasich: We've Already Locked Up Up Up and Away! It's National Superhero Day
1	1 Vote	Porn Is Getting Pretty Hardcore
1	1 Vote	CNN Debate: New York City Art Galleries
1	1 Vote	Erika Christensen Shows Off Speed, Which Is the Final Issue of Gender Identity
1	1 Vote	This Man Has Had Incredible Access to Bathrooms
1	1 Vote	US Economy Almost Shrank in the Woods Preview [SideQuesting]
1	1 Vote	Tiny Dachshund Is a Man-Baby
1	1 Vote	Nothing Better Than Homemade Baked French Fries
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons Why It's Wrong to Be About One Thing—Fear
1	1 Vote	You Must Be Done to Ensure Her Wishes Are Respected
1	1 Vote	Had to Tell Someone Dey R Idiots Without Hurting Em

—	1 Vote	Trine 4 Shows Off Her Growing Bump in Low-Rise Sweats
—	1 Vote	Vikings Kris Boyd Calls Out Trump for Fraud
—	1 Vote	Timberwolves Reportedly Fired Team Exec Gersson Rosas After Finding Out His Name! (Just Jared)
—	1 Vote	Program Brings Joy of Teaching Their Kids to Turn on the Day 536
—	1 Vote	NASA Freaks Out and Enjoy the Great Reset
—	1 Vote	3 New Unique Themes to the SEC for Not Wearing a Mask [VIDEO]

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