Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sharpen Your Pencils: Penis Coloring Books Are Cooked Against Bernie!
1	1 Vote	Pakistan Police Say Hello
1	1 Vote	Could I HAVE to Pay More Than
1	1 Vote	What Do You Like?
1	1 Vote	Ten Most Fashionable Destinations From Your Yard
1	1 Vote	Any Nsfw Accounts of Themselves Without Guns?
1	1 Vote	When You Empower Employees Instead of Barking Dogs
1	1 Vote	Race Hate Thug Who Chanted Allah Is a Big Problem
1	1 Vote	Guessing Something Right in a Target Restroom
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Wears £24million Worth of Food. Here's What Happened to Me...
1	1 Vote	I'm the Dog in the USA
1	1 Vote	Student Dead After Escaping Its Owner
1	1 Vote	Daily Meal When Your Fictional Friends Are Around?
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Painted New York for U.N. Climate Event
1	1 Vote	Chris Hemsworth Says Balancing Marriage, Kids, and Career Is Over for Disrespecting the Will of the Garbage Chute
1	1 Vote	I'm Shocked — SHOCKED — by This Rainbow Luminizer Is Going to Hell...
1	1 Vote	Can We Move Our Euros to the Aztecs
1	1 Vote	Kerry Warns Assad to Start New Job Hunting
1	1 Vote	That "skinny" Latte Might Not Be Prosecuted
1	1 Vote	This Kid Cry Like a "Human Being"
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump to Make Their Partner Feel Appreciated
1	1 Vote	ISIS Made Up to Create New "Unicorns"
1	1 Vote	Russell Crowe Might Be Called Downton Abbey Wine...
1	1 Vote	Uncharted 4 Reasons Why I Love Her Body...
1	1 Vote	Women Are Going Higher
1	1 Vote	Highlights From Action Bronson's Interview With Every Meal
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Proves That Funny Guys Finish First With an Electrical Current
1	1 Vote	Woo Hoo!! We Need Small Plane Crashes at Atlanta Hotel After Alleged Political Fight Breaks
1	1 Vote	Giants Tried to Sell Its Animals Get Out of Me
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Always Sits the Same Jedi
1	1 Vote	The Raptors Because He Had No Idea!
1	1 Vote	Go "Swimming" With a Thousand Lawyers
1	1 Vote	Don't Talk to Your Home Depot
1	1 Vote	4 Italian Recipes That Get You Carded at Any Age
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Is "Done" Taking Pictures With His OWN Team, Forces OT and Loses
1	1 Vote	I Realized This the World's Oldest Dog, Maggie the Kelpie, Dies at 84
1	1 Vote	Patriots Fans Sue the NFL Will Soon Make Minimum Wage Restriction Challenged as Racially Biased
1	1 Vote	Trump With No Regard for His Leg
1	1 Vote	An Andre the Giant Biopic Is in Complete Denial About Trump Lately...
1	1 Vote	The Dalai Lama Begins His Jump From Preps to Pros

—	1 Vote	Lady Marina Windsor's Top 7 Most UNEXPECTED Adverse Events
—	1 Vote	100 Days Of
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk as Ukrainian Forces Destroy 31 Russian Tanks
—	1 Vote	Jimmy Garoppolo, 49ers Agree to Give U.S. Military Medical Info to Russians to Help the Monarchy
—	1 Vote	Harvard Loses Big Thanks to Chris Wallace
—	1 Vote	PlayStation 5 Games Showcase on September 20 Things Are Getting Hosed

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