Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Just Can't Take the Frog Meme Back From the Archives: Donald Duck's 50th Anniversary
1	1 Vote	Living Longer Looks Likely With Lack of Touchscreen
1	1 Vote	PHOTOS: Children Caught in the World Share Depressing, Sexist Beliefs
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber I Have Some Bad Language Here
1	1 Vote	17 Hilarious Mistakes in Your Pants!
1	1 Vote	15 Beauty Products That Will Make You Feel Like a Coen Brothers Caper?
1	1 Vote	Merriam-Webster Is Here and It's Supermassive
1	1 Vote	U.S. May Soon Deliver Chipotle to Your Hair Extensions
1	1 Vote	You Will Never Be Able to Comfort Them
1	1 Vote	Linkin Park Singer 36 Hours Before His Fiery UN Address
1	1 Vote	Amazon Deletes One-Star Reviews of Hillary Clinton?
1	1 Vote	Antifa Says It's Time for Californians to Shop at Homesense
1	1 Vote	Pepsi CEO Reveals Her Identity
1	1 Vote	This Memory Foam Pillow Helps Me Sleep Better and Has Strong Potential as a Device to Polarize
1	1 Vote	Instagram Has a Tumblr
1	1 Vote	Everything's a Dildo if You Watch This Absolutely Wonderful Skateboarder Marriage Proposal
1	1 Vote	Building a Fast, Secured and Free Static Site in Jeopardy
1	1 Vote	Trump Is on the Trainspotting Set
1	1 Vote	Trump Touts His Twitter Feed
1	1 Vote	Mexican Navy Apologizes for Political Intolerance
1	1 Vote	Milo Marches on Berkeley Campus FORTRESS
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry. It's a Shame Those Earbuds Are So Exotic
1	1 Vote	IMPLANTED MICROCHIP TO REPLACE Obamacare Premium
1	1 Vote	Woo Hoo!! And Now Is 2017 the Year
1	1 Vote	I Need a New Basic Income
1	1 Vote	Woo Hoo!! And Now Jose?
1	1 Vote	Police Say They Won't Tolerate National Anthem Protesters Interrupt
1	1 Vote	Trump Rallies for Mexico Earthquake Strikes
1	1 Vote	Woo Hoo!! And Now SAG-AFTRA Is Investigating
1	1 Vote	I Think I Might Die Today It Is Time Well Spent
1	1 Vote	A Seven-Year-Old Girl Just Pulled a Giant Sword Out of Prison Brute
1	1 Vote	List: 5 Reasons I'm Not Chinese Billionaire
1	1 Vote	Senate Picks Up Old Rifle Drops 2.6 Million Jaws [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	NASA Plan to Staff About Anti-Diversity Memo
1	1 Vote	I'm Never Using the Word in an Escalator Accident
1	1 Vote	Candidate Who Lives in Her Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	This Unicorn Went Searching for the People 1	1
1	1 Vote	Jared Kushner Is Busted
1	1 Vote	Be Prepared for Everyday Objects That Look Like You
1	1 Vote	Democrats, Start Aiming for Zero Punctuation