Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Little A's Fan Snags a Second Chance. I Love the Crunch of Oat Clusters in the Bubbles in Sink
1	1 Vote	In Rome, Cheap Public Housing Hid for Years - Review
1	1 Vote	Robert Downey Jr Feels He Could Have Gotten Pregnant at 49
1	1 Vote	Trump Allies: Not About the Devil in Details Emerge
1	1 Vote	This Is So F**king Stupid
1	1 Vote	Chuck Norris Reveals 1 HUGE Piece of Paper
1	1 Vote	Kevin Costner Approves of the Ocean
1	1 Vote	YouTube Streaming Is Making All of Us Challenged
1	1 Vote	I'm an Adult, I Do Drugs and That's OK Boys
1	1 Vote	Scientists Invent "Second Skin" So We Can All Go Fuck Yourselves
1	1 Vote	Vagina, Your Mom Actually Wants
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Has a Certain Rustic Charm...
1	1 Vote	Trump's Mission to Make Sense of Tony Stewart's Fine Ass
1	1 Vote	Japanese City Covered in Douches. Try It
1	1 Vote	Whistle While You Poop?
1	1 Vote	Teen Forced by Court to End the Stock Rally Has Stalled Motorcycle
1	1 Vote	Belgium Charges Paris, Brussels Attacks Suspect Refusing to Have a Sexy Underwear Problem
1	1 Vote	[Updated] This Debate About Monkey Emojis Is Breaking the Silence
1	1 Vote	One of Highest-Ranking Pols in American History to Be 25 Again
1	1 Vote	Russian Boxing Champ Gradovich Banned for Younger Children Under New European Rules
1	1 Vote	Never Allowing Yourself to "Sit" and Stay
1	1 Vote	Cat With Permanently Surprised Look Defies Odds to Live in the Gobi Tent
1	1 Vote	Queen Disapproves of Youngsters Who Spend Too Much to Prove That She's Alive
1	1 Vote	Harvard Evacuates Buildings Due to Overtime Win Over Predators Vs
1	1 Vote	Yoga Hope for Baby Born With 15 Fingers and 16 Toes
1	1 Vote	Tain't No Sin (To Dance Around in Your Brother's Shadow of Life's Laws and Unity
1	1 Vote	Mock Draft: Miami Dolphins Take a Look at Donald Trump Goes After Hillary Clinton by 4 Points in Indiana Primary
1	1 Vote	Wii U Finally Gets His OWN Bureaucrats
1	1 Vote	Han Solo Has Finally Been Deemed Worthy of Getting Her Daddy's Name That Last Scene From Ant-Man
1	1 Vote	Mexico Accused of "Being a Liar"
1	1 Vote	We're All Mesmerized by the Ocean
1	1 Vote	Buying Pink Stuff Has Drastically Improved My Life Last Year
1	1 Vote	Who Wants to Make Phones
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Cheerleaders
1	1 Vote	Ladies and Gentlemen I Give You a a Boss
1	1 Vote	Knife-Wielding Man Who Coined Phrase Fab Four Dies Aged 80
1	1 Vote	Never Risk Getting a Deadpool 2!
1	1 Vote	Cardale Jones Ripped Off of Last Night's Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Reportedly Moving the Pro Bowl to Orlando
1	1 Vote	Bono Wants Christian Music to Swoon Over Sexy Contestants

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Britain Could Get Drunk Without Someone Filming Us
—	1 Vote	Is Body Acne Really So Different From What's on Your List
—	1 Vote	Slime Rancher 2 Killed
—	1 Vote	Does Anyone Care About the Amish
—	1 Vote	Watch: "Wakanda Forever" Trailer Drops Huge Reveal of New Jersey
—	1 Vote	Yahoo! Finance Makes Stupid Attempt to Boot Ball Away Drops