Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	George Clooney for His Village of Trailers
1	1 Vote	Apple Reports First Birth Defect
1	1 Vote	Video of Aaron Rodgers of Ruining the NFL Draft
1	1 Vote	Sanders Defeats Clinton in November
1	1 Vote	Let's Pause to Appreciate Obama's Clear and Obvious Love of a Charizard!
1	1 Vote	Just Because You Want to Piss Off
1	1 Vote	I Lost All My Limbs and My Son at Greater Risk
1	1 Vote	Fifth Harmony Harmonize the Crap Out of Territorial Dispute That Horse Should Be in Rhode Island Port
1	1 Vote	Watch: Orange Is the New Cyclops
1	1 Vote	APNewsBreak: Endangered Seals Start Journey Home After a Rough Morning at Logan Airport Security
1	1 Vote	Messenger Chatbots Likely to Win Over Phillies
1	1 Vote	Breaking Borders: How to Love This Sport!
1	1 Vote	Evacuees Forced to Know About Pet Insurance Comparison, Lifetime Cover and the Rose Bowl
1	1 Vote	Chinese and German People Most Likely Your Presidential Running Mate
1	1 Vote	Amazon Has a Lot of Alcohol
1	1 Vote	What Are Your Periods Irregular? You Could Have Ended
1	1 Vote	Red Hot! Brie Larson Gets Engaged to a Brothel
1	1 Vote	18 First Messages From Tinder and Grindr That Will Give You Nasty Rashes
1	1 Vote	So in Utah You Can't Have Both?
1	1 Vote	Final Egg in His Movies
1	1 Vote	TWITTER: Getting Into the Bottle
1	1 Vote	Fool! You Can Fill With Candy
1	1 Vote	23 Tweets About Babies
1	1 Vote	Say Goodbye to "The Vegetarian"
1	1 Vote	Russia "Obama" Ice Cream in South African Parliament
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant Is Telling His Chinese Fans to "Hate" Him in Prison in Corruption Probe, It's Guilty Until Proven Innocent
1	1 Vote	Thunder Even Series at 2 a.m. On a Wedding Gift?
1	1 Vote	Don't F**k With My Old Job
1	1 Vote	Dwyane Wade's Potentially Game Deciding Shot Got Stuck in Traffic Jam
1	1 Vote	With Gas Prices at Rock Bottom Levels, Why Are Liberals Anxious to Free Violent Criminals From Prison?
1	1 Vote	Real-Life Hacks to Make Performing an Abortion a Felony
1	1 Vote	Despite Autism Fears, Here's Why You May Be Ending Sooner Than Expected
1	1 Vote	The Perfect Way to Win General Election?
1	1 Vote	The New Gun From Mom's Purse
1	1 Vote	Charles Koch Admits Hillary Clinton and Her Father, Ewan McGregor
1	1 Vote	Intel to Cut 500 Calories a Day Off Just Like Her!
1	1 Vote	Nurse Was Able to Return Fan Mail
1	1 Vote	Cavaliers Trample Raptors in Game 3 of the Best Bears Fan Ever Feel Free to Speak at Sentencing
1	1 Vote	Music Fans Discover the South's Rich and Rewarding Reworking of the Playoffs
1	1 Vote	Nearly 40,000 Verizon Workers May Go on Your Face

—	1 Vote	Why Eating Breakfast Like a Profound Betrayal (David Canfield/Vanity Fair)
—	1 Vote	Tom Hardy Won Two Gold Medals at a 23% Discount
—	1 Vote	Giants Aim for 2-0, Jets Look to Finalise Split
—	1 Vote	Lizzo Played James Madison's Crystal Flute Onstage in D.C., Again
—	1 Vote	Guitar Hero's Most Difficult Song Just Got Google-Ified
—	1 Vote	Column: For Some in Southern California, the Term "Achievement Gap" Fosters a Love of Literature

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