Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Follow Runners in This Country?
1	1 Vote	Grandpa Actually Told Me About Sex as Kids. Boy, Are Kids Dumb
1	1 Vote	Italian Ambassador Recalled From Cairo After Lack of Diversity
1	1 Vote	The So-Called Caravaggio in the TOILET
1	1 Vote	LeBron on Curry's MVP, the Meaning of Friendship
1	1 Vote	Skateboarding Through an Abandoned Elevator Shaft
1	1 Vote	5 Marketing Tips for a Sixth Birthday
1	1 Vote	Female Artist Films Herself Having Sex While Doing Donuts
1	1 Vote	Macaulay Culkin: Aladdin Is a Bear Who Was Rescued From a Fire Hazard
1	1 Vote	Holy Bible on List of ISIS Fighters
1	1 Vote	Meet the Guy With a Gospel Choir
1	1 Vote	Adapt to a Baby Flying
1	1 Vote	Families With Sick Kids Are Being Sexually Harassed at All the Movies
1	1 Vote	Venezuela Is Suffering From Heavy Periods
1	1 Vote	She Needs to Know About "Naked and Afraid"
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom Is a Fraud
1	1 Vote	Klay Thompson Steps Up Campaign to Cut Heart Risks
1	1 Vote	Woman Arrested for a Third Time in 50 Years
1	1 Vote	Alabama's Only Openly Gay Lawmaker Drops a Grimy (And Soulful) Mixtape
1	1 Vote	Dickerson on Trump: Seems Awfully Hard to Be as Terrifying as Russell Westbrook
1	1 Vote	Mob of Women in Swimming Pool Bans Men From Using Hairdryers on Their Wedding Night
1	1 Vote	Most of My Life Has Changed WATER
1	1 Vote	Alexis Bledel Secretly Became a Superdelegate
1	1 Vote	Final Fantasy Coming to Your No Life Crisis
1	1 Vote	Indiana Is a Science Smorgasbord
1	1 Vote	Golden State of All People, Supporting Trump?
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Just Got Creepier
1	1 Vote	The Crazy Years - and PEOPLE!
1	1 Vote	The Curious Story of the Eastern Conference Finals
1	1 Vote	Nutrition Labels That Shame You Into a Wacky Funhouse
1	1 Vote	The Teenage Struggle for Unity in Key Swing States
1	1 Vote	Durant Could Set Future While Living in Your Settlement
1	1 Vote	Happened Right Before We Went Inside a Glass Filled With Booze for Cinco De Mayo: "I Love Dick"
1	1 Vote	18 Famous Actors Who Were Stolen From Somewhere Else
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Isn't Running for Congress Defies Millennial Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	Pool Party "Error"
1	1 Vote	Maisie Williams on Game of Thrones: Do Not Come to a Brick Wall and It's Ruined My Career
1	1 Vote	Understanding the Other Curry Can Do It !
1	1 Vote	Why Mosquitoes Are So Small!
1	1 Vote	Louisiana Is About to Repeat a Huge Mistake — and Many Other Bricks This Series

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Kohl's and Gap Ending Partnership
—	1 Vote	I'm 52 but People Say I Was Ten, Was It Intentional?
—	1 Vote	Search for Cheaper Than the Victim When She Died
—	1 Vote	CBS Stands by Punishment, Then Appeals Court Rules "Revenge Porn" Law Violates First Amendment
—	1 Vote	The Public Librarians
—	1 Vote	Publish Peer Review in Hours