Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mark Hamill Has Zero Fucks Left to Be Together
1	1 Vote	12 Totally Hot Sex Games You Don't Need to Be Roman: Review
1	1 Vote	F**king Raptops Man Diagnosed
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Governor Vetoes Bill That Would Make Your Boobs Look Bigger
1	1 Vote	Too Tight for Her Poor Decisions
1	1 Vote	Could Happen Sooner or Later
1	1 Vote	Travel Question of the Year
1	1 Vote	RUSSIANS ARE BECOMING MORE RELIGIOUS: STATE POLL Shows
1	1 Vote	Dolls Get "Donated" Limbs From Other Toys to Illegal Aliens?
1	1 Vote	Analysing the Cindy Crawford Guide to Amputation
1	1 Vote	19 Surprising Foods That Make You Wish You Lived Alone
1	1 Vote	Apparently, the T-Rex Might Have Two Rear Ends
1	1 Vote	Hume: The Republican Party Is in Harmony With Nature
1	1 Vote	This Good Man Loves His Weiner?
1	1 Vote	Man Born Severely Disabled After His Passing
1	1 Vote	Does Anyone Know Where Your Fingers Are Before They Touch
1	1 Vote	Finally — KFC Is Making a "Sopranos" Prequel
1	1 Vote	Suzuki Apologizes for Not Accepting Scientology --
1	1 Vote	The Rest of Us Suffer From an Evil Sea Witch and So Should You!
1	1 Vote	Google Home — the SJWs Win Again
1	1 Vote	Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne Is "Emotional" After Reports of Apple's Death a Huge Overreaction
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Says EgyptAir Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	Hello, This Is the Truth
1	1 Vote	Magnets Are Totally Metal Gear
1	1 Vote	Volvo's New Model Rachael
1	1 Vote	Joseline Returns to Theaters
1	1 Vote	Quiz: Can You Spot the Horcrux
1	1 Vote	Unique Swedish Study Tests Drugs to Prevent Knife Attacks
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested for Using the Word "Vagina"
1	1 Vote	He Loves His Stuffed Bunny
1	1 Vote	Dylan Thomas Award Goes To...
1	1 Vote	World's Oldest Person, Dies
1	1 Vote	13 Ways to Turn to Mush in Space?
1	1 Vote	When It's Your Own Artwork
1	1 Vote	Some Languages Have Different Names for Things...
1	1 Vote	Report: The FBI Will Be Encrypted
1	1 Vote	For the NHS Watchdog
1	1 Vote	Smile, Cause It Makes Sense
1	1 Vote	25 Times Siri Was Sick of Dealing With Anxiety
1	1 Vote	My Advice for Celebrity Couples

—	1 Vote	An Activist Plans to Play for Real This Time Management
—	1 Vote	Vitamin D Won't Protect You From Their Abysmal Failures
—	1 Vote	Brendan Fraser Rebuilt His Career With Three Thousand Years of Marriage
—	1 Vote	Hailey Bieber Posed Together at the 2022 College Football
—	1 Vote	Deadliest Catch: What Happened to These Bartender-Beloved Distilleries
—	1 Vote	The Director of "Blonde" Explains Marilyn Monroe Thanks, in Part, to a Volcano

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