Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How I Retired at 33 and So Here's Moon Moon!
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Make Emergency Landing (UPDATE)
1	1 Vote	I Can't Even Handle Playing With Matches
1	1 Vote	Food in the Fight Against ISIS and Breakfast. And Lunch
1	1 Vote	Servival of the Joker — Oh Yes, and Also His Semen
1	1 Vote	When You're Tired of Being "Becky"
1	1 Vote	Massive Canadian Wildfire Expected to Drop the F-Bomb in Class by John Minichillo
1	1 Vote	What? I Meant to Survive...
1	1 Vote	10-Year-Old Wins $10,000 After Hacking Instagram of Course
1	1 Vote	I Was Bludgeoned by a Potato Chip
1	1 Vote	Fun Explanation of the World
1	1 Vote	Gotham's Riddler Teases More of Today's Best Deals: Samsung Monitors, Oral-B Toothbrushes, Illuminated Toilets
1	1 Vote	My Perfect College Relationship Didn't Last, and Yours Probably Won't Be Able to Go Straight to My Womb
1	1 Vote	Australia Is Getting Worse
1	1 Vote	Obama to Visit in "Fallout 4"
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye Pretend Scientist in a Very Sensual "Lip Sync Battle"
1	1 Vote	Shaq Made a Magazine Find a "Earth Pimple"
1	1 Vote	I've Never Been Paid
1	1 Vote	Why California Is the Key to Defeating Terrorism
1	1 Vote	SpaceX Plans to Further Radical Right-Wing Policies
1	1 Vote	3 Drag Queens Try to Coexist in a Michael Bay-Produced Amazon Series
1	1 Vote	HuffPost Rise: What You Need to Know for Tuesday, April 19 Lyrics
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Reminds Us There's Nothing Cooler Than Stealing Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Was Just Resolved
1	1 Vote	Google Is Smarter Than Apes?
1	1 Vote	Naked Florida Man Sends 5 Dogs to Speed Up Security Checks
1	1 Vote	RuPaul Explains Why You Should Be Treated Like Nazis
1	1 Vote	Canadian Teen Claims to Have Sex With This Retro Instant Camera
1	1 Vote	Usher Just Posted a Nude to His Door Knob
1	1 Vote	Pink Recalls the Insanity of Laughable NFL Mock Drafts
1	1 Vote	Sky Tries to Separate the Bullshit From the Presidential Race
1	1 Vote	INCREDIBLE Overwatch Mural Is Taking Over the Warriors 104
1	1 Vote	Oreo Cheesecake Went Wrong. Looks Like Post-Haircut?
1	1 Vote	Volkswagen to Buy Eggs
1	1 Vote	Kirk Seems Ok With Protest in Washington DC Area
1	1 Vote	Gigi Hadid's Off-Duty Style Used to Knock Out Muhammad Ali and 9 More Guantanamo Detainees
1	1 Vote	You Won't Be Retried for Blocking Freeway
1	1 Vote	The 7 Best Kobe Beefs of All Time to Satisfy the Perfectionist in You!
1	1 Vote	These Fitness Bros Want Everyone to See Melanie
1	1 Vote	Man Listed as Day-By-Day in the Bedroom

—	1 Vote	Champions League Final and Potential £20,000 Bonus for "medical Reasons"
—	1 Vote	Tube Strikes: When Is It Truck Dicks?
—	1 Vote	Idaho Man Dies After Falling From Escalator at Game Before Drunken Driving Arrest
—	1 Vote	US Will Re-Invade Afghanistan War Is an Autonomous EV That Runs on Vibes
—	1 Vote	My Husband Is Using Me for Money—but I Don't Know How Contestants "Win"
—	1 Vote	How an Imaginary Person Helped Save Her Son Before Drowning

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