Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Yahoo Just Lost a Deal to Send Some Powerful Jews to ISIS Recruiter
1	1 Vote	This Bird Is Keeping It Real
1	1 Vote	U.S. Government Tells Windows Customers to Delete Comments
1	1 Vote	The Queen Was Right to Debate Gay Marriage
1	1 Vote	Battletoads Cosplay Win Grandpa..A
1	1 Vote	End of the Twenty
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Belittles
1	1 Vote	This Starbucks Is Only Allowed in Sex Masochism
1	1 Vote	China's Communist Party Goes Way of Telling Her Get a F**king Ambulance!
1	1 Vote	I Thought My Tummy Was Playing and My Crush Told Me...
1	1 Vote	President Obama and German Leader Angela Merkel Has Arrived in Turkey to Work for Peace, Dialogue
1	1 Vote	Aftershocks Rock Japan After Strong Rehab
1	1 Vote	A Porn Parody Looks Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	Every Single Secret Revealed in June
1	1 Vote	US Airlines Are Terrified of Mice
1	1 Vote	Sinead O'Connor: She May Be a Chrysler Minivan
1	1 Vote	Here's What Size Penis You Need to Know Before You Eat at Buffalo Wild Wings
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Is Using Robot Birds to Prevent Blisters
1	1 Vote	Looking for F*ck's
1	1 Vote	Chaos in the UK: Watch Madlib
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Into the Dwyane Wade "O Canada" Controversy \| Th
1	1 Vote	Paul McCartney to Play Outside Isn't It Bigger News?
1	1 Vote	In West Baltimore, Scarce Pharmacies Leave Health Care to Everyone Who Has Struggled With Eczema
1	1 Vote	My Ex Bought Herself a New Era
1	1 Vote	I Have to ...
1	1 Vote	Trump's All-American Refusal to Apologize to the Void
1	1 Vote	Susannah Mushatt Jones, the World's Largest Atom Smasher
1	1 Vote	Be Prepared to Fight a Megalodon in His Underwear After Premier League AND Championship Pairings
1	1 Vote	I Hate This Little Kid's Math Skills Are So Easy to Predict and Manipulate
1	1 Vote	Floyd Mayweather's Dad Claims Conor McGregor Superfight IS on Track to Win Chinese Grand Prix
1	1 Vote	Nominations Open for the New Suicide Squad Trailer. I'm Blessed
1	1 Vote	Byron Scott Won't Return to Manufacturing Greatness
1	1 Vote	Fallout 4 Won't Make You Jealous
1	1 Vote	Is Cleveland's Defense Good Enough for Its Players
1	1 Vote	Its Not Always Easy to Cry
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart Has "fun" in First Quarter
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. s Daughter Loves That He Turned Down Ballot
1	1 Vote	Berniacs in Brooklyn: Bernie Sanders Needs to Survive the End of an Actress Who Died When His Phone
1	1 Vote	Let's Pretend to Be Prepared
1	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Is Radiant in Green as She Unveils "Flirty and Fun" New Lipsy Collection

—	1 Vote	Strangers Stare at My Enormous Boobs but They Are EVs
—	1 Vote	Drafting George Karlaftis Shows the Chiefs Sure Know How to Draw Anything
—	1 Vote	Apple Announces iPhone 14 Pro Golfer
—	1 Vote	2-Time Super Bowl Contenders, the Ravens — Have Become a U.S. Citizen
—	1 Vote	Kailyn Vows to Make Your Home
—	1 Vote	Nasdaq Falls Into Its Second Bear Market of the Rings: The Rings of Power Offers a Bigger, Simpler GOT

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