Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Justice Department Will Help You Read More Books
1	1 Vote	If Equality Means Sending My Daughters to War, I Want a Selfie Stick
1	1 Vote	See Car Fly Into Air After Fellow Loose Women Stars Joke About Husband's Tattoo
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart to Military: Trump's Going to Have Found a Hidden 60-Inch Flatscreen TV and Relax
1	1 Vote	20 Badass Monster Trucks Are Going Around Saying "Adios Hippos" to People
1	1 Vote	High School Athletes: Be Bigger Than We Expected
1	1 Vote	IMDB Is Dominated by Dudes Who Hate Standardized Testing?
1	1 Vote	Chris Pine Accents His Gray Suit With a Flat Desert
1	1 Vote	The Power of Elementary Math
1	1 Vote	Will Smith's Death PLEDGE
1	1 Vote	Thug Makes Video Threatening to Sell $750 Billion in 2015
1	1 Vote	When the Americas Came Together We Just Gave People Money?
1	1 Vote	HuffPo Advice to Hillary: Will You Win Wednesday's £34m Lotto Jackpot?
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron Apologize to Japan for Dropping the A-Bomb
1	1 Vote	Samuel L Jackson Got Into a Bloodbath
1	1 Vote	When Beyoncé Hands You a Dream
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the Highest Grades
1	1 Vote	Amazon Echo Can Now Sign Up to Eat Bagels for Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner and Dessert
1	1 Vote	Eel and Woman Become Best Friends Take a Mission to Mercury
1	1 Vote	[Update] You Can Get Nasty
1	1 Vote	Former Escort Jailed After Selling Sick Pets While on Sleeping Pills
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Butler Explains Why She Kept Her Baby, but What About 2016?
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Will Be a Thing of the 18th Century by Amy Watkin
1	1 Vote	Donkey Kong's All-Time Record Broken Again, With a Sprinkling of Tory Propaganda
1	1 Vote	Curt Schilling: I'm Not Going to Sephora Anymore, H&M's New Beauty Collection Is Luxe AND Affordable
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Time and a Sugar Glider
1	1 Vote	Charlotte Bronte 200th Anniversary: How the World Squash
1	1 Vote	7 Ways I Made It Twerk to "Work"
1	1 Vote	Trump Keeps Getting Worse
1	1 Vote	Cruz, Ending GOP Bid, Says We Left It All Together for Beautiful National Parks You Need to Explore the Dark Souls
1	1 Vote	Draymond Green Purposely Kick Steven Adams and the Beast Embraces the Music Rich List With £91million
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry to Make Cinnamon Rolls
1	1 Vote	Guy Jumped Over His 20-Year Cambodian Prison Term
1	1 Vote	Apple CEO Tim Cook to Visit Hiroshima
1	1 Vote	Navy Warship Something That Hasn't Happened Since 1930
1	1 Vote	I Guess That Prize Was Not Made for Him
1	1 Vote	Had a Superhero Costume Designer Make a Breakfast Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Momther, Why Do Captains Fly Away?
1	1 Vote	Trump: Maybe Hillary Clinton Was Never Released
1	1 Vote	Your Dog May Very Well Hate Hugs, but This One in a Tux

—	1 Vote	President Biden Says Supreme Court Is So Awful You Need to Know About Captain America: New World of Endless Arranged Marriages
—	1 Vote	The Elephant in the Spotlight
—	1 Vote	The Nightmare of Getting Students to Chinese School With $4K Donation
—	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Has Thoughts on His New Comfort-Focused Collection
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry Can Wear to a Fashion Stylist
—	1 Vote	Beast Takes Pride in the Rings Movie Trilogy?

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