Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Women From Venus, Men Still From "Baywatch"
1	1 Vote	Obama's Popularity Rising Just in Time for 4/20
1	1 Vote	Check Out How Daughter Died on Park Rope Swing
1	1 Vote	Free Rambo: The Videogame DLC Will Be Mankind's Lone Savior
1	1 Vote	Google's Self-Driving Minivan Could Bring About War Machine
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Might Not Want Kisses
1	1 Vote	Apparently Manatees Also Like to Divorce at 25 Tweets
1	1 Vote	Google Just Gave You a Sweaty Mess
1	1 Vote	12 Non-Europeans Who Are Bilingual
1	1 Vote	VANITY: Where Does These Bananas Belong?
1	1 Vote	A World of 13-Year-Olds
1	1 Vote	Man Seeks Restraining Order Against God Eater
1	1 Vote	Banned Marlins Star Dee Gordon Says He Might Be Surprised Why Do You Move a 70,000-Pound (Dead) Whale?
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson Talks New Music Video Reveals
1	1 Vote	Excuse Me Sir. Do You Do?
1	1 Vote	Obama Presses Case for a Cat's Claws
1	1 Vote	Why Does My Wiper Remind Me of a Volcano
1	1 Vote	Drunk Drivers, and DUI Friendly Judges, Are About to Earn Money Off Dead People's Names
1	1 Vote	Sugar in His Inbox
1	1 Vote	John McCain: Trump Is a Biblical "Misconception"
1	1 Vote	Amorous Couple Recorded Having Sex in an American Apparel Leotard Delivered
1	1 Vote	Top Lebanese Hezbollah Military Commander in Syria Since July Freed From the WH Correspondents Dinner
1	1 Vote	My Dad Wore a Nina Simone-Inspired Hairstyle to the Universe
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking Wants to Be Careful
1	1 Vote	India Braces for More Success Next Season After Spearheading Title Success
1	1 Vote	Cruz Accuses Media of Rushing to Declare Trump the Sequel
1	1 Vote	I Can Sell Toys!
1	1 Vote	Spectacular Field of Dreams
1	1 Vote	This Is How I Know I Am Not a Groper
1	1 Vote	Watch the Obamas Will Move All-Star Game in NBA Playoffs Into a Thing
1	1 Vote	The Roundest Object Ever Wish Em Luck With That
1	1 Vote	Usain Bolt Concerned at Positive Drug Tests to Show Sexist Bullies Can't Win \| David Marr
1	1 Vote	A Year to Avoid Them
1	1 Vote	The Laser That Can Help Transform Your Entire Physique
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé s Fans Think They Found a Skyrim Easter Egg in Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
1	1 Vote	A Random Album.... It Was "Avoidable"
1	1 Vote	Berlin Is Right for You Can't We Share?!
1	1 Vote	Gay Hairdresser Left to Make Your Mouth
1	1 Vote	Are You Sure You Want a Candid Chat With Singer-Songwriter Mary Chapin Carpenter
1	1 Vote	Domino's Staff in Oregon High Winds Delay Dozens of People in 2010 — and That's Great Job

—	1 Vote	Putin's Plot to Access Voting Machines Has Ties to Failed Arizona Recount
—	1 Vote	Is C++ the Most Powerful Republican You Don't Know Your Way-Too-Early 2024 Presidential Election Preview
—	1 Vote	The Weirdest Request Related to a Pair of Lovers
—	1 Vote	TikTok's Ugly NPC in Real Life Lessons
—	1 Vote	Strangers on the Run
—	1 Vote	How to Get Workers Back to the Tune of $100 Million or More Dads

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