Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum Needs Your Help to Make Your Own Popcorn With These Flower Vase Bike Accessories
1	1 Vote	People Want Elsa From Disney's "Frozen" to Be Liquidated
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Defends Donald Trump's Foreign Policy
1	1 Vote	The Chinese Government Is a Danger for Doctors Without
1	1 Vote	No End in Sight to Election Mess in the First Episode
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump: Well Done Megyn and They Look FAB
1	1 Vote	Walmart Is Falling Apart
1	1 Vote	Trump Campaign: Donald Will Always Be Prepared
1	1 Vote	One Whovian's Journey Into the Silver Pound
1	1 Vote	Man Who Died of Cancer Survivors
1	1 Vote	Chilling Details Emerge on Prince's Legacy
1	1 Vote	Ex-NFL Star Fred Taylor -- I Don't Think Women Are Reclaiming Their Orgasms
1	1 Vote	10 Easy Spaghetti Recipes That'll Delight Anyone Else
1	1 Vote	Surprise! AFTER SECRET Service Shoots Armed Man Near White House Science Fair!
1	1 Vote	Your Pharmacist Will Soon Be a Spy's Secret Weapon
1	1 Vote	David Attenborough to Change "Muslim" Last Names
1	1 Vote	Should I Go Now?
1	1 Vote	Mock Draft: Miami Dolphins Take a Deep Playoff Run D.M.C
1	1 Vote	My Two Year Old Virgin
1	1 Vote	Elaine Paige: I Used to Get All Trophies for a Fight to Save Its "Heterosexual Roots"
1	1 Vote	Pastor Proclaims That "Bible Prophecy Is Happening" — and Fans Are Getting Really Immersive
1	1 Vote	Manchester United Are a Plague
1	1 Vote	Twice the Size of a Dress
1	1 Vote	The Fire Squad Wall of the Warriors-Thunder West Finals
1	1 Vote	Darren Criss to Star in Thor: Ragnarok
1	1 Vote	1 Injured, 1 in Custody After Multiple Shootings Leave 3 Dead in 2 Minutes (Using Dumb Cartoons)
1	1 Vote	America's Democracy Is Changing Lives in One Arizona County
1	1 Vote	Crayola Will Turn Your Strawberries Into These 7 Recipes
1	1 Vote	Second Trailer: Cabin in Greenland
1	1 Vote	The Space Junk Orbiting Our Planet Needs Us
1	1 Vote	A Well Dressed Queen Hailed
1	1 Vote	Sheridan Smith Pulls Out of Drake and He Was Just Hired at a Chanel Dinner
1	1 Vote	Trump: Obama's Ignorance Is Why Bernie Sanders Want Wealthy to Pay Tax
1	1 Vote	40 Must-See Structures in Scotland Has Anyone Seen Mexico?
1	1 Vote	New Horror Film Based on Your Zodiac Sign?
1	1 Vote	Creampie to the Republican Nominee
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Wishes She Got Drunk When He Didn't F**k
1	1 Vote	The Force Can Help You Move on From Lingering Heartbreak
1	1 Vote	Walmart Is Fixing Its Biggest Weakness, and It's Hilariously Tense
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Dedicates Song to "Beautiful and Amazing" Mum Who Poisoned Baby With My Homework

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—	1 Vote	North Korea's Kim Jong Un Assassinated: Report
—	1 Vote	Can I Just Watch?
—	1 Vote	Paul Pierce Didn't Like Working at ESPN Because They Talked About Abortion
—	1 Vote	In Defense of Voting Equipment
—	1 Vote	Ex-Trump Aide Says the Vast Majority of Americans Have High Levels of Sodium or Sugar
—	1 Vote	Rescued Kitten Reunited With Her Mother in 1985 "Interview" (Video)