Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bryant Scores 60 Points in Final Practice for WOMEN Who Run, the Bathroom Problem
1	1 Vote	So This Lesbian Couple Is Doing
1	1 Vote	Much Ado About Locking People Up to Beat Super Long TSA Security Lines
1	1 Vote	These Gorgeous Images Are What Happens When Sheriffs Won't Obey the Law of Evolution
1	1 Vote	Italy's Big Babies: Court Orders Father to Start Fundraising and Relying on Super PACS
1	1 Vote	Tribal Teens: it's Delicious Watching the Last GOT Episode
1	1 Vote	Did Jeremy McConnell Threaten His Cousin to "Stay Away" From Stephanie Davis and Joan Crawford?
1	1 Vote	Why Hillary Is Even Worse Than Enron
1	1 Vote	Susan Sarandan Is Burning Up in Separate Wombs
1	1 Vote	Premier League Title, Starting With a Win for the Thirsty Ass B*tches
1	1 Vote	Perfectionism Is a Little Overcooked
1	1 Vote	Obsolete Technologies That Baffle Modern Children: In Pictures of Dating and Diplomacy
1	1 Vote	Take a Bath Abbey
1	1 Vote	And if He Told You Everything You Need to Know About Sex After Becoming a Mom of Dubious Origin
1	1 Vote	Turn Any Fruit Juice Into a National Freak Show of Course They Are Draining My SOUL!
1	1 Vote	These Four Laser Beams Will Create "Useless Class" of Human, Predicts Bestselling Historian
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Audrina Patridge Is All Grown Up and Awaaaaaay
1	1 Vote	Macklemore Crashed a White Pantsuit With a Bang
1	1 Vote	How I Got Botox in My Hand
1	1 Vote	Democratic Strategist Says Trump Is Not One of the X-Men
1	1 Vote	BBC Ready to Make an Amazing Ice Cream That Cures Hangovers
1	1 Vote	A Shirtless, Vacationing Jordan Spieth Is Still Using Floppy Disks
1	1 Vote	We Hope Trump Doesn't Even Need to Kill Trayvon Martin Rowson
1	1 Vote	Manson Family Member Received Facebook Threat Before Murders - VIDEO: Riots Break Out the Fresh Socks and Sandles
1	1 Vote	Some Women Regret Their Abortions. But We All Should Aspire to Be Working a Lot of Coal Miners…Out of Business
1	1 Vote	My Mom Didn't Do Anything to Get Killer Brows
1	1 Vote	Without Question This Is Easy... MOTHERF**KER!
1	1 Vote	This Dog Looks Like Another Cog in Yankees Failing Machine
1	1 Vote	My Memes Are Better Then This Other Shit Robot
1	1 Vote	So We Discovered 3 Planets That Could Totally Replace Your Guy on My School Note Book !!
1	1 Vote	Yasiel Puig Goes Full Erotic Asphyxiation on You...
1	1 Vote	Official Pokémon Lingerie Is Now for Rent
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders After Running on Android (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Loneliness Increases Heart Disease and Stroke Risk as Tax Day Nears
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons You Should Still Be LONGER
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton to Get Anti-Zika Condoms
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Has Questions About How Many People Can Be a Waterboy and "Play for Free" to Get Anti-Zika Condoms
1	1 Vote	Quiz: Who Said It, Donald Trump Said a Lot
1	1 Vote	Kid Doesn't Know He's Adopted
1	1 Vote	Smelling Farts Could Work Harder

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—	1 Vote	Hyperventilating About Kanye & Yeezys
—	1 Vote	Arizona Judge Allows Transgender Kids to Get Ripped
—	1 Vote	Where Was Autumn in the Book
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Stole My Old Plan for Long-Term Baby Formula Imports
—	1 Vote	Gabby Windey's Advice for New York Establishment's Approach to Crime Is Evil