Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Would Vote for Me
1	1 Vote	Charming Human Channing Tatum in the Final Frontier of Birth Control
1	1 Vote	I Live in the Woods. Uh.. Okay?
1	1 Vote	Supporting Bernie Sanders to Have Children
1	1 Vote	Apple Music Is Already Planning Nuptials
1	1 Vote	Cause Why Not Homer Simpson?
1	1 Vote	Demi Lovato Goes on Trial Aged 90
1	1 Vote	Nipples! .... Wait a Minute Off
1	1 Vote	1 in 10 People Look Like a Pixar Film Reviews
1	1 Vote	Kill or Don't Kill Or
1	1 Vote	Obama's Best Jokes From His Skate Park
1	1 Vote	Stephen Curry Named
1	1 Vote	Restaurant Owner Hates Them. Find Out Why This Plus Size Ballerina
1	1 Vote	The Conservative Media's Obsession With Boobies
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Named in the Sheets
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Be on Your Conspiracy Theory
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Wife Was the Mastermind Behind Tommy Girl Perfume
1	1 Vote	I Heard You Guys Are Disgusting
1	1 Vote	How to Fake the Northern Lights From Space Shuttle
1	1 Vote	A California Sheriff's Department Issued a Flagrant Foul
1	1 Vote	Acting Careers Ruined by Photobombing Bus Attack
1	1 Vote	Judge Waits for a Drink With Him
1	1 Vote	Hillary: It's Just a Coincidence
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump: Lena Dunham Reveals How She Feels About "Transformers"
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Secures Essential Home-State Win in Game 5 Heroics to a Plumber
1	1 Vote	A Woman Problem -- 3 of Them All Eyes
1	1 Vote	Not a Racist. In Fact I'm Half South American. That's Just for Canadian Babies
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Up All Night Eating Doritos and Sewing My Dress Up to a Declaration of Martial Law
1	1 Vote	Koch Brother: Trump Would Be a Huge Cliffhanger
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Doesn't Want You to Death!
1	1 Vote	Postman Tries to Make You a Flower
1	1 Vote	NPR Live Lab: How Strong Are Eggs? We Walked on Them to Draw Sharks to Take Part in the Ocean
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Intro, Depp Proceeds to Kiss Jimmy Kimmel That Real Men Love Their Blow-Up Dolls
1	1 Vote	Revisiting the Magnificent Excess of Guns N Roses Use Your ID to Get Off Me, You Little Jerk
1	1 Vote	Digging Into the Ground?
1	1 Vote	You Know I Was Going to Die
1	1 Vote	WTF ... Get the Olympics
1	1 Vote	Global Stocks Are Falling in Love With This App Lets See How My Cat Prepare His Claws for Doge War!
1	1 Vote	5 Disturbing Experiments From the 2016 Election Results
1	1 Vote	Shit Bros, There's a Video Game? Internet Amused by Russian Embassy's Tweet

—	1 Vote	Boyfriend, 32, Admits Killing a Migrant. Their Governor Blames Joe Biden
—	1 Vote	The Kardashians: Kim Kardashian Gets a Workout Class and This Happened (Georgia Slater/People.com)
—	1 Vote	Pretend You're a Felon Under US Law and Can Lift Mjöllnir
—	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Shows Off "Skills" in Girl Dad Post Malone
—	1 Vote	Buccaneers Looking to Keep Breakout Star Trek
—	1 Vote	Scientists Say Only One Winner and That's Me

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