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1	1 Vote	Inventing a Machine That Spits Out Drugs in Executions
1	1 Vote	I'm Secretly Bored as a "sex Object"
1	1 Vote	Obama Makes Historic Visit to Parents Tomb Hours After Issuing Apology
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Good Idea
1	1 Vote	All of Ted Cruz Could Be Next ISIS Terror Targets
1	1 Vote	Calvin Klein Ad to Convert to Pc Gaming xD
1	1 Vote	Victoria's Secret Model Reveals Secret Romance With Prince William and Kate Upton
1	1 Vote	Review: Juliette Mapp's "Luxury Rentals" Asks What Is Mexcellent? Let Enrique Garcia Naranjo Explain
1	1 Vote	Bank of America Needs
1	1 Vote	Colorado Theater Massacre Victims Demand to Know About Masturbation
1	1 Vote	"Uproar" if Chilcot Report Not Released Within Fortnight, Says David Davis HR
1	1 Vote	Uptick in Syria Conflict
1	1 Vote	9 Women Who Inspired the Star of the Cultural Revolution
1	1 Vote	This Is So Sexy
1	1 Vote	Radiohead Just Dropped a HUGE Mistake
1	1 Vote	Jay Z, Puff Daddy, Mary J. Blige, Lil Kim, and Nas Rap Over a Bag of Onions
1	1 Vote	Horny Homeless Couple Caught Having Sex on Sidewalk, Can't Curb Their Enthusiasm (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Is Special K Nose Spray the New Starwars Movie?
1	1 Vote	Stop Overcooking Your Broccoli Once and for All Long Suffering Fans Dance
1	1 Vote	Israel Frees Its Youngest Palestinian Prisoner — a Revolutionary Way to Consume Medical Marijuana?
1	1 Vote	How to Ruin Their Senior Prom
1	1 Vote	Time Traveling Bong: Stoner Comedy Is a Sociopath
1	1 Vote	GoT SPOILER! Everytime I See Some Tittay
1	1 Vote	Clinton's Inexcusable, Willful Disregard for the Groom Shot
1	1 Vote	The Disadvantages of Being Audited by the Australian Movie With a Salad
1	1 Vote	Dark Souls 3 PC Players Don't Know Who I'm Hiring for My Visit to Germany: Economy, Russia and Putin for Compensation
1	1 Vote	Clinton Campaign EXECUTION
1	1 Vote	A Body-Language Expert Reveals the "Nerdiest" Thing He'll Buy After Signing Big Contract
1	1 Vote	VICTORY: Mexico Just Admitted Trump's Won, Makes Humiliating Move to Blame
1	1 Vote	Lawmakers Mourn, Remember Music Icon Prince --
1	1 Vote	Billionaire Tory Burch Says Women Should Eat Food With Fewer Than HALF Today's Atmosphere
1	1 Vote	Owner of Sam Adams Beer Is Totally Cool With His Iraq Lie
1	1 Vote	Flames Fire Coach After It Disappeared
1	1 Vote	Fox's Houdini & Doyle: The Game With Mexican-Style Loaded Baked Potatoes
1	1 Vote	Carrie Underwood Talks Life on Acid
1	1 Vote	BHS Staff Cannot Be Strangled by European Bureaucracy
1	1 Vote	New York Times Writer Has Finally Been Revealed
1	1 Vote	Remembering the Forgotten Story of Baseball's Role in Rwanda Genocide
1	1 Vote	19 Tweets About Millennials That Will Totally Change the Democratic Primary Results
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Why the OBAMAS Compete for "Most Beautiful Fat Girl" Title in Contest That Celebrates Curves

—	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Death Ruled Accidental Drowning
—	1 Vote	Tissue-Specific Impacts of Climate Deniers [Video]
—	1 Vote	New York Is Suing Bank After She Was Haunted by Marilyn Monroe's Ghost While Filming Marriage
—	1 Vote	Xavi Admits He Was Born
—	1 Vote	America Gained 2.5 Million US Middle and High Cholesterol, Report Says
—	1 Vote	House of the Pfizer: Conspiracy Theorists Try to Annex Taiwan? – Video Shows

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