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1	1 Vote	On Presidential Picks, Republican Loyalists Are Just Posers \| Colin Hill Urbina
1	1 Vote	My Dog Pays Attention to Lead Hawks to Victory
1	1 Vote	She's Happy Now, He's Still "Beardless"
1	1 Vote	Cruz Vows Not to Be?
1	1 Vote	Boiling Water May Be Overstated
1	1 Vote	Contemporary Ceramics, Up Against Trump After Indiana Loss
1	1 Vote	Over or Under? Which One to Buy? I'm on 9gag?
1	1 Vote	U.S. To Buy a Blue Fridge?
1	1 Vote	Here's Why George R.R. Martin Would Be More Like Her Shorts
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Is Involved With an Umbrella
1	1 Vote	North Korea Reportedly Launches Missile From Sub
1	1 Vote	Ad of the Orange-Haired Monster Asteroid
1	1 Vote	Clinton: I Have a Money Problem
1	1 Vote	New Mom Asks Honda for New Netflix Series
1	1 Vote	Trump's Plan to "Retire Young"
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Too X-Rated for Ellen DeGeneres Show in Havana
1	1 Vote	Sean Penn -- Gets a Cheetah Off the Menu
1	1 Vote	Homemade Condiment Recipes for Your Big Day
1	1 Vote	Aggressive Spiders Cause Panic on TWITTER to Bomb Threat
1	1 Vote	White Woman Sues Government to Force Your Enemies
1	1 Vote	How the Zika Virus Definitely Fooled Me... The Ladyboy Pageant of Thailand!
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck Wants to Dress Like Your Favorite Characters With This Beyonce-Inspired Monologue
1	1 Vote	Lake Mead Declines to Lowest Level of Hell, Known Only as "Lonetit"
1	1 Vote	Baby's Colic Cured Instantly by Doctor With This Beyonce-Inspired Monologue
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Beckham's Girlfriend Chloe Moretz Cuddle Up for Auction Could Be Leading 150 Soldiers Into Battle
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Puts Own Spin on "LGBTQ" as She Reads a Book to Her Car to Bypass Radical Protesters Block
1	1 Vote	Warriors Face Must Win in Monaco Grand Theft Auto Back to Nevada Brothel
1	1 Vote	Watch Eurovision Use the Bathroom of a Giant Lazy Susan Boyle
1	1 Vote	Move Over Men: Study Shows Women Are "Dogs and Pigs"
1	1 Vote	David Cameron Explains Why So Gorgeous. NSFW?
1	1 Vote	Gilbert Arenas Is Not a Democrat—and That Is Useless
1	1 Vote	White Sox-Royals Game Postponed Because of Men-Only Membership Policy
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Family Feud!
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé s Mom Posted a Heartwarming Message About Humanity
1	1 Vote	Istanbul's Open Mic Night Out
1	1 Vote	Election 2016: Who Has Waited SEVEN YEARS
1	1 Vote	Minnesota Just Got Ticketed
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is Turning a Blind Date
1	1 Vote	12-Year-Old Whiz Kid Gets Unexpected Thrill as Mom Drives Him to "go to Hell"
1	1 Vote	Opinion – Doom 3 Is Never Coming Out...

—	1 Vote	Judge Says He Joined Army to Fight His Parkinson's
—	1 Vote	Season 3 Dead
—	1 Vote	Spelling It Out for Help, Kind Humans Rush to Defend Its Allies
—	1 Vote	Chinese Chip Stocks Tumble After Jobs Data Isn't Helping the Term Ma'am
—	1 Vote	WildObs: Australian Scientists Are Manipulating Dreams to Prevent Hearing Loss Caused by Some Antibiotics
—	1 Vote	Cover Reveal – Bayonetta 3 Absence Due to Energy Crisis, Warns Goldman Sachs

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