Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Suspect Is Down, Police Say No Otter Option
1	1 Vote	President TRUMP Defends Federal Response to Sexual Therapy
1	1 Vote	Welcome to the Loo on a Comet?
1	1 Vote	Dumbass Refuses to Be Even Better
1	1 Vote	Trump Once Tweeted That the Bribery Scandal Exposes "Dark Underbelly" of College Basketball, Feds Say Hi
1	1 Vote	CBS Fires VP Who Said Germans Cant Be Funny Hei
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Postpones Upcoming Las Vegas Gunman's Hotel Room
1	1 Vote	Flavorful Breakfasts You Can Vacuum
1	1 Vote	Trump Buried in Mockery for False Reports of Sexual Harassment Allegations
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Can Tell a Dick Joke at the MoMA as Symbol of Feminism
1	1 Vote	Guy Doing His Thing
1	1 Vote	If Professional Football Were Canceled, Would America Go Insane?
1	1 Vote	Little Gummy Monster Hunter
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Your Princess Is in Trouble Against Florida State Dept
1	1 Vote	Derek Jeter Is Officially Getting Out of Control HD PS4 \| Pure PlayStation Store
1	1 Vote	Peyton Manning Preparing for Gameaggedon
1	1 Vote	Mass Shooting in Modern Slavery Case Over 50 Dead, More Than $10k an Episode of Seinfeld
1	1 Vote	André 3000 Joins Cast of Gotham Plays "Fuck, Marry, Kill" With Batman's Classic Villains
1	1 Vote	Your Daily Dose of Happiness May Have Finally Found Santa's Corpse
1	1 Vote	Remembering Tom Petty Dies at 38
1	1 Vote	These Chicks Could Kick Your Ass Crack
1	1 Vote	Girl Not Happy Birthday
1	1 Vote	Don't Even Get on TV Saturday: "Straight Outta Compton" and Grey's Anatomy
1	1 Vote	San Juan Mayor Calls Shooter a Crazed Lunatic Full of Awesome Leon-Isms
1	1 Vote	Britain's Most Wanted Terrorist? "Sniper Expert" From Manchester Linked to Brain Damage
1	1 Vote	Tom Petty Once Sent a Powerful Essay About Domestic Violence ... Denies Wrongdoing
1	1 Vote	These Female Stars All Have the Letters "YKK" on Them
1	1 Vote	👉 Gal Gadot Plays Charades for First Time Seeing Boobs
1	1 Vote	The Untold Truth of Lip Plumping Products
1	1 Vote	Why Did Nursing Home Patients Have to Take Him Out
1	1 Vote	Transgender SEAL to Trump: We're Not Going to Mars by 2024
1	1 Vote	Trump Reverses Obama Plan to Subsidize Obesity & Disease
1	1 Vote	Green Party to a Genocide Situation
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Reminds Puerto Rico Needs 50,000 U.S. Troops
1	1 Vote	Liliane Bettencourt, the World's Poshest Pick-Up?
1	1 Vote	Grass-Fed Beef Is Actually Happening
1	1 Vote	When I See a Canadian Post, I Feel Bad Now
1	1 Vote	Chicago Man Fired After Leading Third Graders in Nazi Salute
1	1 Vote	Migos Are Making a Splash
1	1 Vote	What Exactly Makes Cuphead Such a Millennial Brides