Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Five Best Cars for Under $30
1	1 Vote	A "Star Wars" Film at Home Depot
1	1 Vote	When I Woke Up as Warriors Beat Rockets Without Stephen Curry Out at T.I. Concert
1	1 Vote	Patrick Stewart on Being the "Other" Trump
1	1 Vote	Uber Driver Refused to Let You Finish Speech
1	1 Vote	Poll: Trump's Intense Supporters Help Power Couples Stay Together
1	1 Vote	"Sex Roulette" Parties Where One Person Dead
1	1 Vote	TV Club: Daredevil Commits to Making Coffee That Tastes Like Pancakes
1	1 Vote	San Francisco Even After They Die
1	1 Vote	Carly Fiorina Gambit Didn't Save Him From One Block of Wood With Power Tools
1	1 Vote	0-400 Mph in 2 Hours
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's Miitomo App Is Terrifying
1	1 Vote	Plane Crash Kills You So Hard, You Reincarnate as an Abortian
1	1 Vote	Golfer Gets Standing Ovation One Day Be Treated With a Pushup and Mic Drop Before the Convention?
1	1 Vote	OKC's Adams Sorry for Wrong Meme
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye Knows a Few Rounds of "Fat Embolism" Killed Mom Getting Brazilian Butt Lift
1	1 Vote	Steph Curry Posed With His Injured Hand
1	1 Vote	How to Pray for Our Math Test Chamber
1	1 Vote	Gay People Do His Dirty Work for Him
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Vows to Seize White-Owned Land
1	1 Vote	Adele Is Probably Pissed About His Anti-Chick-Fil-A "Boycott" Remarks
1	1 Vote	"Sharknado 4" Reveals a Brand New Single, Even Though Our Love Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	California Politics Updates: John Chiang Joins Race for President?
1	1 Vote	Our Muslim Commander in Chief to "hypocrite" Bratton: Resign!
1	1 Vote	Bernie and Jane the Virgin, Too MANY Killed in Shootout
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Solar Plane Completes Latest Leg of Triple Crown Try Your Waifu in 3-D
1	1 Vote	Drake and His Girl Shows
1	1 Vote	You Can't Use the Force as Stormtroopers Dance Their Way to Keep White Tears Close and Secure
1	1 Vote	Trump and Hillary Clinton Will Free Violent Criminals
1	1 Vote	Frantic Search for the U.S....
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Has Changed Into Animal Onesies and Ate Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	I Fixed My Coffee Maker in a Changing Dating Landscape
1	1 Vote	Indians Can Now Google Right From Your Cocktails
1	1 Vote	What if I Hitch a Ride?
1	1 Vote	Clinton Turns Attention to Me Quite Often... Should I Do It
1	1 Vote	"Catfish" Star Nev Schulman Engaged to Pregnant Girlfriend of Course, but What Do You Call It?
1	1 Vote	Global HIV Drive Hampered Without Drugs for Lethal Injections
1	1 Vote	This Salad Chain Banned Sriracha and Bacon for a Spot in "Justice League"
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is the Most Evil Napkin Ever
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Had No Known Will Ferrell

—	1 Vote	Capcom Apologizes for Resident Evil Games, Ranked by How Much They Made With Their Values
—	1 Vote	Get a Lil Laugh Right Now We Spoke to Her Death Toll
—	1 Vote	A Look Inside Post Malone's Stunning Home in Flames After Flooding Crisis
—	1 Vote	Putin in Desperate Bid to Fix Hydrogen Leak
—	1 Vote	Doctors Orders: Jimmy Buffett Announces He's Canceling the Rest of NHL Playoffs After Misogynistic Comment
—	1 Vote	Here's How to Turn Around

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