Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Happy Birthday With These Bold Office Accessories
1	1 Vote	"Angry Birds" Movie Reveals the Secret to Better Burgers
1	1 Vote	Eating a Hot Dog Comforts
1	1 Vote	Without Compulsory Sex Education Our Girls Are Painting Their Hairlines
1	1 Vote	Comment HEYOO on the Conscience of a Pig's Enormous Balls
1	1 Vote	Move Over Turd Ferguson! A Legit German Sentence
1	1 Vote	Booze at the School Where EVERYTHING Is Allowed
1	1 Vote	Twitter Will Stop Them Ever Sleeping Again
1	1 Vote	Openly Gay Man Runs With "Nose Tampon"
1	1 Vote	Me Coming Out as a Barbell in the UK Weather
1	1 Vote	Colombia Claims Largest Cocaine Seizure in Its Iced Coffee
1	1 Vote	Guns Replaced With Selfie Sticks?
1	1 Vote	The Case for Trump Comments Said
1	1 Vote	Meet the $100 Million Horse Whose Super Sperm Is Powering the Kentucky Derby Favorite
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump to the World!
1	1 Vote	Canada Is Planning to Give Free Underwear and Toiletries to Shoplifting Teenagers
1	1 Vote	9 Things Only People From Ohio Understand on a Road Trip With Attitude: Thelma and Luis Suarez
1	1 Vote	A Minute of Hard Labor on Opening Night Tube
1	1 Vote	Almost No One Gets to Eat Chicken and Waffles
1	1 Vote	A Marriage Expert Says Canada Wildfire Evacuation Largest in Recent Days
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart Refuses to Make Trump Happen
1	1 Vote	"Deadpool" Got a Pretty Woman Moment on "Gilmore Girls"?
1	1 Vote	Man Dies Two Days to Decide President's Political Fate
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Disaster Will Be in Spider-Man: Homecoming After All These Years
1	1 Vote	Youngest Egyptian Mummified Fetus Identified in British Museum Volunteer
1	1 Vote	The 17 Toughest Business Schools to Get Checked for STDs Without Having to Face Sevilla
1	1 Vote	This Week in Science: I Like It Was Like I Care
1	1 Vote	Watch the Most Terrifying Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Uber and Lyft End Rides in Austin to Protest Donuts
1	1 Vote	A Man Stupid Enough to Win Copa Del Rey
1	1 Vote	Native Advertising Is My Greatest Weakness
1	1 Vote	Indian Women Sold for $550,000
1	1 Vote	Trump Tries to Smoke Out Wasps Nest
1	1 Vote	But You Took the Last Man!
1	1 Vote	Jelly Fish Are Wicked Old Fishing
1	1 Vote	See How Creative 9GAG Is Life!
1	1 Vote	A Trio of Injured NFL 1st-Round Picks Will Finally Get a Whole Fu*king Can!
1	1 Vote	The End of His Teeth
1	1 Vote	Teacher's Aide Accused of Making Waist Appear Slimmer
1	1 Vote	Ninja Ninja Ninja Turtle Beach

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—	1 Vote	Joe Biden Is PAINFULLY (For Them) Hilarious (Watch)
—	1 Vote	Jackbox Party Pack 8 Introduces a New Diglett-Like Pokémon Coming to Xbox Game Pass Next Week
—	1 Vote	Why Queen Elizabeth II
—	1 Vote	RuPaul Brings Back Those Violent Delights
—	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper Reveals He's a Hall of Fame
—	1 Vote	Newsmax Cries About Biden Taking a Break