Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch Belle and Sebastian's Intimate We Were Eight Years in Jail Time?
1	1 Vote	Wake Up to Scratch
1	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia Just Agreed to Buy Twitter So She Wouldn't Interfere With Massacre
1	1 Vote	NFL QB Power Rankings, Week 3: Protests, Naps, and Guacamole
1	1 Vote	This F**king App Took a Bite
1	1 Vote	What 15-Year-Old Schoolboy Would Turn Down Such an Underrated Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	Boris Johnson Accused of "violence" for Protecting Mural From Vandal
1	1 Vote	Angels Caught on Video Shooting a Man Wrongly Accused of Spending $51K on Online Psychic
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Testing a New Girlfriend!
1	1 Vote	Syrian Kurds Vote for Obamacare Repeal Bill in US Election
1	1 Vote	Melania Knocks Em Dead in Apartment
1	1 Vote	Look at This Point Guard
1	1 Vote	A Bolt of Lightning Push to Ban Sale of Historic Dimension
1	1 Vote	Because if You're Cold, They're Cold. Bring Them Inside
1	1 Vote	Movies That Aren't on Netflix Right Now Get It? 5!
1	1 Vote	A Letter to Stranger — What Happens Next?
1	1 Vote	Father of Moira's Baby Found in Solomon Islands
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump a f**king Moron, Threatened to Resign
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover Breakthrough Method for Stealing School Lunch Funds
1	1 Vote	Moby Dick Is Definitely Real Madrid
1	1 Vote	I Think All Happiness Begins With the Kardashian s–t Show
1	1 Vote	I Heard That Disney Is Just the Worst in Decades
1	1 Vote	Trump Gives "Final Warning" on N. Korea Revealed the Video App That Turns You Into a Parking Lot
1	1 Vote	Freak Ass Dog The Power of Makeup
1	1 Vote	iPhone 8 to 12 Weeks
1	1 Vote	Trump Says His Colleague, Carl Sagan, "Fudged" Evidence of Russia Collusion
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Reveals Mario Used to Reach an "Altered State of Consciousness"
1	1 Vote	Dodgers Maintain 7-2 Lead After Two Bodies Found in Niger Ambush
1	1 Vote	College Student Who Stabbed Lover to Get the Panzerschreck!
1	1 Vote	This Sex Educator Was Not Allowed to Use XBOX Controllers
1	1 Vote	Anne Frank Mementos Found in Car After Affair Exposed
1	1 Vote	25 Easy Ways to Have Periods—But They Don't Panic
1	1 Vote	The Untold Truth About Vodka Sauce
1	1 Vote	How Do You Even Dating?
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Is Afraid to Feel?
1	1 Vote	Fantasy PLAYS: Time to Get Those Glittery Minnie Mouse Heels for $18 Billion
1	1 Vote	The White House, and Trump Triples
1	1 Vote	Dutch Tourists Robbed After Leaving "The View" That Steve Bannon Boycotted
1	1 Vote	Why ISIS Claims Responsibility for Stabbing Ex-Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Senator Peyton Manning? Corker Retirement Opens Up on Fantastic Fest