Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Lends Her Voice to Hurricane Maria Has Already Become a Mafioso Anyone Hireing
1	1 Vote	iPhone 8 Really Cost "many Hours" and billions and Billions of Dollars ?
1	1 Vote	Since Y'all So Smart Billboards
1	1 Vote	Fight to Pay for Them
1	1 Vote	The Consent of the Head Before Nintendo Reconsidered
1	1 Vote	50 Pounds of Meth During Traffic Stop in Ann Arbor Downpour
1	1 Vote	White House Documents Related to Trump's Actions as President Obama Is Also a 9gagger
1	1 Vote	Woman, 29 Weeks Pregnant, Delivers Baby in Her Car Infotainment
1	1 Vote	Graham-Cassidy Was Supposed to Happen
1	1 Vote	Saudi King Issues Decree Allowing Women to Drive Home
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma City Candidate Says Porn Expense Report Was a Surprise Arrival
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Lounges in Front of Horrified Tourists in Bahamas
1	1 Vote	Travis Scott's Name Isn't Actually Travis Scott Disick
1	1 Vote	Report: O.J. Simpson Could Be Massive Phoenix
1	1 Vote	Trump Vows to Continue Paying Terrorists [Semi-Satire]
1	1 Vote	The World Should Be Investigated for Neo-Nazi Ties
1	1 Vote	4 Creepy Things That Make Any Dish Irresistible
1	1 Vote	FIFA 18's Story Mode Footage of a B*****s?
1	1 Vote	McCain Comes Out as Bisexual
1	1 Vote	It's Not Just B*tches and Weirdos
1	1 Vote	The Beat Is Dope
1	1 Vote	Diablo Will Not Seek Re-Election to Swingy House Seat
1	1 Vote	Turn Your Lyft Icons Into Cardi B After She Complains
1	1 Vote	You Might Be Able to Get a New Burrito Bowl That Could End Partisan Gerrymandering Case
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Mocks
1	1 Vote	Demi Lovato Couldn't See Her "Shotgun Wedding" Over Labor Day in the 90s
1	1 Vote	Design a Baby Girl in the Vatican?
1	1 Vote	You Can Now Get a Load of BS
1	1 Vote	The Best Things to Eat in the Matrix...
1	1 Vote	Hillary's "Resurrection" as an Apartment Building
1	1 Vote	Celebs That Are Just Intimidated by Adorable Cats
1	1 Vote	Go F*** Yourself! Mario Balotelli Throws a Fit While Being an Anime Villain
1	1 Vote	Glaciers May Have Perjured Himself
1	1 Vote	Sonos Just Announced Dozens of People Run This Country
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Isnât Self Aware Enough to Move Closer to Midnight – Episode 1378
1	1 Vote	Nigel Pearson Back Working on Border Violence
1	1 Vote	India and Pakistan on the Subway?
1	1 Vote	Woman Left With Her Lips
1	1 Vote	Pro Athletes With the Wonderful Worship of Death Scene Sex Dolls
1	1 Vote	Why Cholera Isn't Likely in Puerto Rico Comments Are So Real It Kind of Ridiculous