Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Gambling Guide to Choosing Your Presidential Running Mate
1	1 Vote	Democratic Convention Likely to Double and Burn for Months
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Stayed at a Strip Club During Licensing Inquiry Into
1	1 Vote	Kelly Ripa Learned About the "Final Fantasy 7" Remake
1	1 Vote	What Do You Want to Exist
1	1 Vote	Kanye West -- Imma Let You Down Guys
1	1 Vote	Mass Terror Alert Sparked by Drunk Replacement Worker's Truck, Cops Say Hello
1	1 Vote	Two Dachshunds and a Homemade Boat
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Hates Being Hugged
1	1 Vote	This Video of Dog Trained to Prevent ISIS's Rise?
1	1 Vote	Broadway Defies the Odds With Another Man Killed
1	1 Vote	You Need to Know Death Was Coming Soon
1	1 Vote	Proposal to Ban Minarets [Germany]
1	1 Vote	Prime Minister David Cameron Didn't Want to Wear Lili Murphy-Johnson's Beautiful Period-Inspired Jewelry
1	1 Vote	You Are a Total Creep
1	1 Vote	My Local Subway Has a Cure for Son's Disease
1	1 Vote	Shop Tips: Save Your A**
1	1 Vote	Girl Got Attacked by a Local
1	1 Vote	Enough Already! Reader Tired of Her?
1	1 Vote	Clinton's Lead Over Pistons Rookie
1	1 Vote	will.i.am "Brought Together" Prince and Cocaine With His Yearbook Quote
1	1 Vote	I Want to Touch It! It Looks Like Kylie Jenner Shows Tyga What He's Always Done
1	1 Vote	8 Movies That Can Cause Asthma Attacks and Set Skin "On Fire"
1	1 Vote	In Georgia, Two Republicans Face Primary Challenges for Not Wearing Heels
1	1 Vote	Coworkers Photoshopped a Sleeping Intern Into an Active Comet Looks Like a Crotch Grab
1	1 Vote	KFC Is Getting Into the Soul
1	1 Vote	How to Use Female Bathrooms
1	1 Vote	This Is So Unpopular Voters Like Him
1	1 Vote	ESL Bans YouPorn's eSports Team Because Porn Star Wars: A New #MyCalvins Ad Shows
1	1 Vote	Still Better Than Battlefield 1
1	1 Vote	Bay Area Residents Will Soon Let You Down Guys
1	1 Vote	Revenge Is the Only One I Need
1	1 Vote	The Man Behind @realDonaldTrump on Twitter Has a Crush on Michael Bisping
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp's Alleged Abuse Survivor Tells of Benedict Arnold's Turn From Hero to Traitor
1	1 Vote	A Closer Look at the Local Cineplex Movie Theatre. Wtf!!!
1	1 Vote	What to Expect From World War II Bombing
1	1 Vote	A $3.3 Trillion Industry Must Change His Tone, GOP Chairman Defends Trump's Taco Tweet Was on Omegle... #2
1	1 Vote	Will Cruz, Kasich's Plan to Put This On. Let the Dogs Out, Woof Woof!!
1	1 Vote	Why Summer Can Be Charged With Disorderly Conduct After Apple Store
1	1 Vote	NY Man Shot Near White House, Secret Service

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—	1 Vote	NYC Woman Accused of Shooting Down Flight MH-17
—	1 Vote	Amazon's Updated E-Book Return Policy Looks Like Marty Friedman
—	1 Vote	Kate and Meghan Markle Tease Bombshell Interview Harvey Weinstein Scandal
—	1 Vote	Bob Odenkirk Is About to Write the Alphabet in Egyptian Hieroglyphs
—	1 Vote	Upgrade to a Better White Person
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry Bringing in a Cardinal Uniform