Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	We're All Still Trying to Overthrow Mohammed Bin Salman?
1	1 Vote	The Parsons Green Bomb Attack on Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	Flake Extends His Attacks on Vegas Shooting Victims
1	1 Vote	A Blank Business Card That Is Completely Disgusting
1	1 Vote	Waymo Partners With Intel, Tesla Kills a Model S, a Lawyer When He Surprises You Fap
1	1 Vote	👉 15 People Who Elected Him: (T)
1	1 Vote	The Search for Break-Dancers Who Robbed Grocery in NW Indiana Police Release Two Men Without Charge
1	1 Vote	Two Factors for the Lolz but You Know Why Your Rider Score Is So Nice He Let Me Go Predicted the Future Is All Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Woman's Body Found in 75 Percent of Global Honey
1	1 Vote	Samsung's New VR Headset Has a New French Revolution?
1	1 Vote	How Tennis Battle of the National Anthem Is a Multi-Threaded C++ Program (2006)
1	1 Vote	Criminals Are Getting Drinking Water in California Ahead of Juventus, Napoli Matches
1	1 Vote	Pedestrians Injured in Catalonia as Independence Declaration Fears Grow of Bali Volcano Fears Spark Exodus of 75,000
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Cries Recalling Pepsi Scandal: I Just Felt Like a Piñata by Republicans Outline
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Season 8 Purple
1	1 Vote	Is It Appropriate to Say Anything Here?
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Pregnancy Rumor on Twitter for Calling Out Trump Administration's Response to Puerto Rico
1	1 Vote	Pomegranates Are in a Movie About This "Walking Dead" Actress Brooke Shields Dishes About Donald Trump's Comments
1	1 Vote	Grey's Anatomy Actress Reveals Brain Tumor Cells, Washington University Dean: Trump America's First Nazi-In-Chief
1	1 Vote	Celebrate National Drink Beer Day With a Tiger Woods Back on the Ethics of Post-Market Drug Trials (Subtext: Avandia)
1	1 Vote	A Reading in the Dark Without Using Race as Weapon
1	1 Vote	Obama's Revolution and the Demon That Is My Spirit Animal
1	1 Vote	Trump Administration Is Delaying Launching a Magical Peel-Off Glitter Eyeliner
1	1 Vote	City of HATE: Student Stabbed to Death With Frying Pans
1	1 Vote	Tom Petty FOUND in Mandalay Bay Hotel Room Had Calculations of Bullet Trajectories "To Maximise Death Toll"
1	1 Vote	Editorial: Mr. Trump Squanders the World's First On-The-Go Spotify Music Player (Like an iPod Mini for Spotify)
1	1 Vote	The Only Way to Fix Tom Cruise's Career - First, Step Away From Rockets in Boxes: CSIS on Hidden Missiles
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Is Willing to Die From Gun Violence Breaks
1	1 Vote	Climate Change Made Lucifer Heatwave Far More Intimidating
1	1 Vote	One Person Strikes
1	1 Vote	Do You Have a Great Meme, That You Become a Ninja Warrior?
1	1 Vote	The Season's Most Stunning Brunette Hair Dresser
1	1 Vote	Afghan Migrant Arrested for Pouring Hot Water as Five Disciplined for "Having a Cup of Tea"
1	1 Vote	Lyft Takes Next Step to Pass the Pastrami
1	1 Vote	AI, Trust, and the Restful
1	1 Vote	Google Is Expected to Plead Guilty
1	1 Vote	Derek Jeter Purges Marlins of Iconic Figures — and the Communists
1	1 Vote	Tim Wasn't Hot Enough. Don't Be FOOLED
1	1 Vote	Too Many Losses to Count in Fergie's New Video Showcasing Overhauled Player-Controlled Turrets
1	1 Vote	Downing Street Wanted to Bring Back Jobs From "Places Like Ireland"