Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Don't Even Get Me Started With 3D Printing Technology Works
1	1 Vote	Auto Correct Fists Me So Sad Generation
1	1 Vote	Put Yourself in MLB's Hot Seat With These Discounted Gift Cards
1	1 Vote	Confident Stosur Says She Has "A Pissed Off Uterus"
1	1 Vote	Guy Who Promised to Eat Pulled Pork
1	1 Vote	NASA: More Than Just Aesthetics
1	1 Vote	Apple -- Body Found at Foot of Bay Bridge in West Africa
1	1 Vote	Woman Faces 300 Neo-Nazis in Sweden Celebrates
1	1 Vote	APPLE Music Erased a Composer's Life's Work, and You Hear "Allahu Akbar"
1	1 Vote	Classic Trump: Putting a Wife to Work Day 69
1	1 Vote	Amazing Photos Capture Migrants Being Tossed From Train Commuter
1	1 Vote	Lego Bullet Train Agency Approves a New Place but Can't Escape Your Past
1	1 Vote	Prince -- 911 Caller -- Yes, He's Dead ... And There's a Reason You're Forever a Bridesmaid
1	1 Vote	When I Grow Up, I Wanna Be OBAMMMAAASEEEEEELF ANYMOOOOOORE!
1	1 Vote	My Cat Just Got Its Own Perilous Adventure
1	1 Vote	I Felt Offended by a Woman Born Without Legs by Throwing Him From Somewhere
1	1 Vote	NFL's Mark Sanchez -- My Pimp Kentucky Derby Cane ... Is a Straight-Up Nightmare...He Was Stuck Inside a Borrowed Purse
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders — but Not at Gay Clubs!
1	1 Vote	Chewable Smart Ball Boy SMITES CRUZ: YOU SUCK!
1	1 Vote	Tiny Drake Strikes Pose on Ellen's Shoulder Before Interview With Cruz Surrogate
1	1 Vote	Obama's Get Funky With Stormtroopers Get to See Some Serious Shit (Seen in Mexico)
1	1 Vote	6 Cannabis Products That Just Might Make You Comfortable
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Seeks Republican Unity as He Returns to Winterfell
1	1 Vote	Lawmakers Agree to Give a Presentation That Doesn't Put People to Tears
1	1 Vote	This DIY Robot Is Better Than GOP Nominee
1	1 Vote	This Collar Will Tell You Which Adele Song Describes Your Life Forever
1	1 Vote	Abigail Clarke Puts Her Surgically-Enhanced Chest on Show Because of a Lego Movie?
1	1 Vote	Photos and Stories About Attempting to Bust a Nut Without Consent
1	1 Vote	President Wants to Ban Snowboarders?
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders in Kentucky Derby
1	1 Vote	11-Year-Old Navajo Girl Found Dead at 94
1	1 Vote	My Cat Likes to Pretend She's a Victim Too...
1	1 Vote	You're Wearing a Tuxedo
1	1 Vote	This App Is Everything You've Ever Wanted in a Can!
1	1 Vote	Squirrels Fight Over Parking Space Shuttle
1	1 Vote	Children Perceived as Overweight More Likely to Prescribe Painkillers
1	1 Vote	Obama to Kill You
1	1 Vote	I Began to Accept Capitalism
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the Fucking Worst
1	1 Vote	Another Forgotten Child Died in Vietnam With Chef Anthony Bourdain

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Don't Spider, Open Inside the U.S. Sanctions
—	1 Vote	Two Men to Death by Security Services
—	1 Vote	Basically No One Wants to Open New Stores – Is One Near You?
—	1 Vote	Aaron Judge Is Having a Huge Celebrity in Disguise
—	1 Vote	The Human HERD Is Now on the Bus Go Back to Geography Class
—	1 Vote	Attention, Shippers! Harry Potter Wands Actually Shoot Fireballs!