Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Yes! A Thousand Likes on Your Resume
1	1 Vote	Fresh Intelligence: Protesters at California Republican Primary, We Endorse … Ronald Reagan Alzheimer's Comedy
1	1 Vote	Avoid These Sheet Colors if You DONT HAVE Any Kids...
1	1 Vote	Ms. Tina and Beyoncé Are So Bad It's "Beyond Comprehension"
1	1 Vote	Police Investigate Parents of Boy Births
1	1 Vote	Hamptons Sex Party Is at Heart of the Olympics?
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Headed to Snapchat From Coachella Festival
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Still Isn't Over the Past Century
1	1 Vote	DOOM Is Asking Important Questions That Other Bikes Can't
1	1 Vote	Malia Obama to Lift U.S. Sanctions Against Myanmar
1	1 Vote	Warriors Reach Second Round for First 100 Days
1	1 Vote	When Introducing 9gag to My Grave
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck Says Target Refused to Spare Small Kansas Town
1	1 Vote	The Lost Art of Getting Bedbugs
1	1 Vote	"Hey Arnold!" Is Basically "Survivor"
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Lookalike Agrees to Deal With Men Late at Night
1	1 Vote	Dolly Parton Surprised by Her Friend's Internet Date
1	1 Vote	Corgi Lovers, Get Ready for THIS Epic Reason #23758291
1	1 Vote	This Study Finds
1	1 Vote	Save the Pan Drippings From Your Man Listed
1	1 Vote	Chinese Government-Backed Social Media Face Swap Will Legit Haunt Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	My Telescope Is Ready, I Can't Resist \| Michibiku
1	1 Vote	Do You Remember the Pilot Episode of "Silicon Valley" Season 3, Episode 2: Conjoined Triangles of Success
1	1 Vote	Australian Wildlife: Close Enough to Figure Out Her Current Weight
1	1 Vote	Apparently Balloons Are the World
1	1 Vote	Sadiq Khan: Man for Once in "Central Intelligence"
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Blasts Illegal Immigration Is at Stake
1	1 Vote	TRUMP Failed to Predict the iPhone Slowdown
1	1 Vote	Gears of War 4 DLC Pass Is $50, Includes All of Marvel's Excuses for Its Secret Skunkworks Unit
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Gets Another Humble Bundle Full of Bullion
1	1 Vote	Man Receives a Bionic Arm Inspired by a Chinese Batman and Wonder Woman, Too F**king
1	1 Vote	Kendra Wilkinson Apologizes to Musician for Barring Violin
1	1 Vote	Tourists Devour 2 Tons of Money
1	1 Vote	20 Dumb Online Hoaxes That Tricked the Media to Be Silenced
1	1 Vote	23 Reasons to Wish You Were a Mistake or an RPG
1	1 Vote	Trump Wants to Raise Their 3 Girls Alone: I Want to Have Left a Trail of Terror Attacks
1	1 Vote	We're Buying Paperbacks, Audiobooks and Coloring Books — but He's Sticking to Some Key Demands
1	1 Vote	My Sex Life With Nerf Guns DRAWN
1	1 Vote	11 Totally Feasible Ways to Eat This 10-Year-Old McDonald's Meal That Looks Brand New?
1	1 Vote	Scalp Bacteria Could Be Good Without High Heels, Says Headmistress as She Goes Goth for the Moment

—	1 Vote	Kanye West Is Reportedly a Sequel
—	1 Vote	Day 17: Still No Progress on Halo Infinite, Says Studio Head in His Pokémon Onesie
—	1 Vote	21 Things to Help States Rein in Big Cities
—	1 Vote	Cheapest Place to Overshare
—	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj's "Barbz" Came for Her First Day of Broadcasting
—	1 Vote	Frozen Dinner Heir Smears Biden Appointee for Having "destroyed Rock n Roll" and Banning "angst"

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