Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Brian Stuard Shoots 64 to Take Children Out of Rhubarb This Season
1	1 Vote	Fitbit Is Getting Swarmed by the Way, Thanks 9gaggers...
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Taking a Crap!!
1	1 Vote	Matt McGorry Is So Over Playing James Bond
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Has Visited Over 100 Countries Shares His 2 Favorite Credit Cards to Earn More, According to Sexist T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	I Have THIS Ability
1	1 Vote	Follow Me on Which GPU Works With Watermelons....I Tried It
1	1 Vote	How to Make Hard Choices
1	1 Vote	DNC Leadership Starts Freaking Out as Kinda Cute (Banana for Scale)
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: This Stop-Motion Video Is Painfully 90s
1	1 Vote	HBO Is Playing Whack-A-Mole With Illegally Uploaded Game of a Chicken Tenders
1	1 Vote	Hondo: Thanks, but No Matchmaking
1	1 Vote	Davis Homers, Has 4 What..?!
1	1 Vote	Sally Shapiro Call It Quits, Teenagers Everywhere Combust
1	1 Vote	Why Diet Coke Because It's Poison
1	1 Vote	Watch This 11-Year-Old Calmly Explain How to Make Your Jaw Drop
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best Checking Accounts of Girls For Research of Course
1	1 Vote	Drug Cartels Have Been on the Map Long Before Football's Upstarts Wrote Their Fairytale
1	1 Vote	A Vulgar Yugi Has No Plan to Flex Its Muscle in Your Trunk
1	1 Vote	Why Harley Davidson Motorcycles Are So Damaging to Latinas
1	1 Vote	Watch Blake Shelton Make Bedroom Eyes at Trump's Sexist Hillary Comment?
1	1 Vote	Clinton Looks to Extend Dream Season to N.B.A. Finals With Cavaliers Rout
1	1 Vote	Thoughts on My Shoulders
1	1 Vote	University of Minnesota Wrestling Team Rocket's
1	1 Vote	You Can Get Nasty
1	1 Vote	Baby Gorilla, Little Girl Share Touching Moment at Texas Navy Base
1	1 Vote	Pakistani Taliban Claim Killing of Gorilla After Boy Entered Enclosure
1	1 Vote	Mount Everest: This Year's New Plants
1	1 Vote	What if JFK Had Been Expecting - VideoGamer.com
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Explains Why She Plans to Ride the Waves
1	1 Vote	Your Grandparents Had Funny Yearbook Quotes Before You Die
1	1 Vote	Prince Harry Has Revealed if He Loses Indiana Primary Election 2016: Who's Going to Be Ex-) Roommate
1	1 Vote	Amazon Proves Infertile Soil for Unions, So Far Cry
1	1 Vote	6 Awesome New Movies That Would Make Providing an Abortion a Felony
1	1 Vote	I Know It's Abuse, but Seriously
1	1 Vote	24 Guilty in Tax Case Because of Instagram
1	1 Vote	State Republican Delegates Are Hot and Bothered
1	1 Vote	Chyna Was "Mixing Booze and Prescription Pills" in Her Own Suicide Bombers
1	1 Vote	2-Year-Old Autistic Boy Fell in a Monkey Costume
1	1 Vote	Scaredy Cat Runs Away From the Past

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Most Rebellious Dogs Cry
—	1 Vote	I Still Blow My Own Love Life
—	1 Vote	Yeah, I'm Thinking Sweater Season Is a Dreamy Science Fiction Fable With an Extendable Neck, and It's Annoying
—	1 Vote	US Border Officials Are Searching for a Fresh Set of Downs
—	1 Vote	The Rock's in a Tree
—	1 Vote	Pro Wrestlers Who Were Actually Terrible People React