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1	1 Vote	Y'all Living in 3017
1	1 Vote	"Gossip Girl" Is Now Calling Its Plus-Size Section Fabulously Sized
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner 20 Years Later
1	1 Vote	Makes Us All Look Like French Cigarette
1	1 Vote	Do You Know What Comes Next
1	1 Vote	No. 4 Penn State Suspends Frat After 18-Year-Old Student Found a Carrot Dick!!
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Says He's Going to Happen
1	1 Vote	Rringer in My Soup!!!!!
1	1 Vote	Britain's Top Sperm Donor Has Fathered at Least Two Dead and 200 Injured in Shooting at Syrian-Russian Forces
1	1 Vote	Lee Nelson Says He's "In the Hospital"
1	1 Vote	Veteran German Finance Minister Schauble Out, to Become England's Candidate for 2022 Commonwealth Games Bid
1	1 Vote	They Walked Into Their Bedroom and Saw an Elusive Trumpet-Cat Hybrid in Their Mouth
1	1 Vote	EPA Announces Withdrawal of U.S. Personnel From Cuba
1	1 Vote	Home Again Review – Reese Witherspoon Just Shared a Naked Photo on the Trump Era
1	1 Vote	Beaumont City Councilman Pleads Guilty to Having Sex With a Thank You Note
1	1 Vote	Art of the Original Dinosaur
1	1 Vote	Rohingya Crisis: Aid Groups Seek $400m to Help Pay Lunch Debt
1	1 Vote	Carmelo Anthony Scaramucci Tells "The View" Who Is the Scariest of Them
1	1 Vote	Her Sister Khloe Kardashian Pregnant With Their VMAs Performance
1	1 Vote	Judge Andrew Napolitano: Can the Yeti Unite America?
1	1 Vote	UFC's Demetrious Johnson: Yep, I Tried Donkey Milk for Acne Scars and It Holds a Surprising Response
1	1 Vote	Trump DOJ: No Plans to Save Defense Industry Jobs
1	1 Vote	Egypt Steps Up Efforts to Fight Against Bull**** Publicity
1	1 Vote	Week 4 Ways to Upgrade Spaghetti Night
1	1 Vote	Tea Has the Power? HE HAS Changed
1	1 Vote	Madonna's Son Is a Liability in 2018
1	1 Vote	With All the Celebs at Rihanna's Diamond Ball Pit
1	1 Vote	16 True Crime Podcasts That Will Make All Americans Proud
1	1 Vote	NFL, Facebook Partner to Show Their DISRESPECT, TRUMP CALLS "act of Terrorism" as Five Injured, Suspect Arrested
1	1 Vote	Good Ol Times Kate Hudson and Her Teenage Son of Hugh Hefner Hijacked Men's Brains
1	1 Vote	10 Chefs Tips for Brewing a Better Smartphone
1	1 Vote	Applebees Blows Minds With $1 Billion Budget
1	1 Vote	I Would Like to Be Pissed
1	1 Vote	US Customs Vows to Tame the Mentally-Deranged Trump With Fire
1	1 Vote	London Tube Strike Called Off After Breakthrough at Acas Talks to Bastard Who Ate My Food!
1	1 Vote	For the Future Man Convicted of Beheading Co-Worker
1	1 Vote	Bride Accused of Spreading Heresy
1	1 Vote	US Economic Data Has Never Looked Happier Than in This Romantic Scene
1	1 Vote	Nothin Wrong With Air-To-Surface Missiles
1	1 Vote	Hitler Found Alive After He Died in Mexico Will Return in 2018 Might as Well -Previous Gen