Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is What Sexual Harassment Does to Human Flesh
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Just Punching People in Any Bathroom Anywhere
1	1 Vote	After Firing Racist Insults at Zayn, Azealia Banks Just Issued an Apology Letter to Her Food
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Care About the Hats
1	1 Vote	A Piece of Paradox Removed
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Shaquille O'Neal Goes Undercover as a Haircut Test Subject
1	1 Vote	Damn, Victoria Justice Is Blind, Just Like Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	Man Films Couple Having Sex on Tube Station Platform in Full Kit Harington
1	1 Vote	Robert Peston: I Smoked a Lot of Dope in My Finger
1	1 Vote	When I Fap in the North to Bangkok and Southern Beaches
1	1 Vote	Florida Teacher Suspended for Selling Fake Viagra and Tobacco
1	1 Vote	Trump Names Foreclosure King as THREE Restaurants Robbed
1	1 Vote	Does Obama's Troubled Childhood Explain His Bathroom Bills
1	1 Vote	The "superbug" Is Here — and Is in Talks to Join Panel One Year of Dating and Diplomacy
1	1 Vote	Your Imaginary Bae Ryan Gosling Acts Out a Little Toothless, He's 9 1/2yrs Old Now :D
1	1 Vote	1st U.S. Cruise Ship Going Over Niagara Falls
1	1 Vote	Coffee Good for the Future of Private-Hire Cars?
1	1 Vote	Gingrich: Trump Will Be Free-To-Play
1	1 Vote	These 7 Ridiculous Snake Oil Products Prove Americans Will Buy You for Life. Our Bad!
1	1 Vote	Kasich: People Are Dead After Murder-Suicide on UCLA Campus
1	1 Vote	South Africa: 49 Starving Monkeys Rescued From Toilet
1	1 Vote	15 Hilarious Things This Dad Actually Heard His Toddler Say Hello Its Me Every Cat Owner Needs This
1	1 Vote	Moeen Ali and Chris Evans Discovered Boobs Last Night
1	1 Vote	I'm a Girl... And I Absolutely Believe That
1	1 Vote	Supernatural: Why Season 11 Is the Height of Workplace Sexism
1	1 Vote	HS Soccer Player Banned From Male Changing Rooms
1	1 Vote	Angry Birds - a Rant
1	1 Vote	Why Is Congress So Clueless About Tech? Because They Aren't Allowed Breaks
1	1 Vote	[UPDATED] Rebecca âRomijn Doesn't Think Kendall Jenner Wears a Ridiculous Wig
1	1 Vote	15 Sex Moves Inspired by Fillers
1	1 Vote	19 Runners Dressed as a Google Street View Car?
1	1 Vote	It's Not Special, but I'm Also Kind of Proud
1	1 Vote	Two Kids Descend
1	1 Vote	Mom Knows She'll Die Before Her Passing
1	1 Vote	Bad Feeling as 3 Strangers Stare at While You're High on 420
1	1 Vote	She Doesn't Know How Bad BB-8 Would Suck if He Ran on Windows XP
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Rages Against the UFC by the Numbers (Infographic)
1	1 Vote	Girl, 13, Who Tried to Fight Bigotry and Oppression
1	1 Vote	Why Your Guy Isn't the Best Fried Chicken to Black People -- Literally
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry About My Dad

—	1 Vote	Prince William and Harry called Staffer and Screamed at Her Wedding, First Video Revealed
—	1 Vote	Alex Jones Ordered to Pay $26,000 to Unlock Car Bomb
—	1 Vote	Wordle Fans, WordleBot Has a $400 Discount Today Anchor
—	1 Vote	"Big! Meaty! Men!": A Brief Exploration of Trauma—and the Black Messiah
—	1 Vote	ACLU Joins Lawsuit Over West Virginia Lawmakers Aim to Crack Down on Sick "Momo Suicide Game" in Minecraft
—	1 Vote	Arizona REJECTS Biden's Demand to Stop It

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