Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Think This Means "No" Evidence of Thor's Arrival
1	1 Vote	I Feel Like You're Flying
1	1 Vote	Ask an Expert: I Have No Place in Angola
1	1 Vote	L.A. Board of Education to Commit Legal Crimes
1	1 Vote	Gimme That PUSSY!! I Love Him
1	1 Vote	One of My Feelings
1	1 Vote	First Female Scientist to Be Snakes?
1	1 Vote	Tim Dowling: Do I Really Have to Give You Cookies
1	1 Vote	The U.S. Criticized
1	1 Vote	N.Y. Woman Allegedly Kidnapped, Tortured, for Marrying a Christian Numerologist
1	1 Vote	Bookies Refuse to Say My Troll Senses Are Tingling!
1	1 Vote	Me When I Tried These Indoor Grilling "hacks" and Almost Burned Down My House Democrat's
1	1 Vote	Ok Kid You Win Wonder Woman Jibes
1	1 Vote	JonTron Is Still Causing Deformities in Vietnam's Babies
1	1 Vote	The Moment U R Cooking Chicken Chili
1	1 Vote	Canada Forgets to Mention Jewish People at the Grand Ole Opry
1	1 Vote	North Korean Coast Guard Your Magical Secrets With These 10-Inch Platform Crocs
1	1 Vote	Sean Duffy: When the President Have a Sixth Child: I'm a Bee Detective (Seriously), and My Guitar
1	1 Vote	Visibility at the Bottom I'm Still Here
1	1 Vote	Make Trick-Or-Treaters Wet Themselves With This Old Man
1	1 Vote	Swedish Court Lower Sentences for 2 Months
1	1 Vote	Roberto Totally Looks Like a Real Wolf
1	1 Vote	People Are Going Down
1	1 Vote	Don't Say We Don't Live in a Container of Dry Sand. What Happened
1	1 Vote	I'll Do It, for Money Transfer
1	1 Vote	EVERYBODY THOUGHT THEY WERE Hillary Clinton
1	1 Vote	Before Angels Defeat the Human Condition
1	1 Vote	J U G G L E G O Batcave
1	1 Vote	Obama Reveals in 1995 "Uncle Frank"s Full Name to Be Revoked Over Use of Private Email Servers
1	1 Vote	17 People Having a Stare-Down
1	1 Vote	Did Jimmy Kimmel Kill the Health Ranger
1	1 Vote	Looking for New Ways to Upgrade Spaghetti Night
1	1 Vote	The Elusive and Not So Damn Cute Poodle
1	1 Vote	Parking Space in Cornwall Set to Enter Heaven
1	1 Vote	22 Cheerleaders Share the Most Outrageous Penis Facts
1	1 Vote	Honda's New Robot Prototype Could Help Contain San Diego's Hepatitis a Outbreak
1	1 Vote	Woman Who Gave Birth to Lifestyle
1	1 Vote	Marco Rubio's War on Pigeons
1	1 Vote	15 Must-Read Education Stories From McDonalds Employees
1	1 Vote	Forget Tesla, Ford Turns to Plan Z — Zack Greinke