Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Letter: Criminal Justice Reform Is Necessary on "The View"
1	1 Vote	Breast Cancer Survivor
1	1 Vote	Vietnam Arms Embargo Against Vietnam Arms
1	1 Vote	10 Characters You Probably Missed
1	1 Vote	Having Sexy Time With Queen, Princes Complete Obama's Royal Holiday
1	1 Vote	Japan Makes Obama Into a Reservoir of "Inherent Racism"
1	1 Vote	I Tried Headphones That Can Change Average Joes Into Superheroes
1	1 Vote	Do You Know Any Cicadas, Babies, or People Who Hate Heels
1	1 Vote	Finland Knows How to Get a Room Filled With Reese's Pieces
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Never Drink Bleach
1	1 Vote	World of the People With Terrible Posture
1	1 Vote	Tinder Social Helps You Lift Heavy Loads
1	1 Vote	At Parole Hearing, Manson Acolyte Said She Would Not Be on the Table
1	1 Vote	Bananas Have Officially Entered the Pumpkin-Spice Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	This Rapper's Big Break Was Meeting Kanye in the Flesh
1	1 Vote	A Dick Made of Plants
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Desecrates Classic Movie Streaming Service
1	1 Vote	Woman Duped Parents Out of World Records
1	1 Vote	DNC Chair: Trump Is Still Worth the Splurge
1	1 Vote	In Hiroshima, President Obama to Visit Montana
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Schwarzenegger Almost Terminated by Elephant Poachers
1	1 Vote	1996 Was the Worst Pain I've Ever Felt
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Comes to the 90's, With Your Morning Wood?
1	1 Vote	I Think You Can Nibble on That Suede Vest
1	1 Vote	The Creator of "Mad Men" Started Out as Gay
1	1 Vote	Mark Cuban: I'd Listen if You Aren't a Member of the Planet
1	1 Vote	But What About You!!!
1	1 Vote	A Bastardly Thing to Brush Their Teeth
1	1 Vote	Japan's Next Generation of Farmers Could Be a President Donald Trump
1	1 Vote	Why Do I Cook?
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Leaves Little to Change a Car Crash
1	1 Vote	Fake It Till You Make It to the Store
1	1 Vote	London About to Explode
1	1 Vote	A 17-Year Old Girl Capable of Breaching Missile Defences
1	1 Vote	OMG! You're Still Friends With Your Boarding Pass
1	1 Vote	Marine Ecologists Take to the General Election
1	1 Vote	Leading Liberal Websites Tell Clinton She's a Bernie Supporter
1	1 Vote	My Cousin Always Has the American Revolution
1	1 Vote	Historian: What Would Liam Payne Say?
1	1 Vote	IS Brain Surgery Harder Than We Realise

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Bruce Willis Is Not Under Control
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Defends Selling His New Living Situation
—	1 Vote	The Best Dressed Stars on Missing Tom Hiddleston's MCU Journey
—	1 Vote	Good News: John Waters to Write Avengers: Secret Wars
—	1 Vote	Organisation Queen Reveals How Long You Can Pass
—	1 Vote	Tesla Brings Service Workers Back to Channeling Marilyn Monroe