Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Honeywell Set to Erupt Beneath a Seemingly "Beautiful" Market....
1	1 Vote	I Tought This Was a Mistake
1	1 Vote	Trump Just Lost It on Purpose
1	1 Vote	Bob Costas: Trump Is Impeached (Partly Fake News)
1	1 Vote	Kindergarten Teacher, 39, Who Had Sex in the Cotswolds
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye Is Totally Chill About What's Happening in This Spellbook Wallet
1	1 Vote	Osama Bin Laden Porn Stash Will Not Outlive Century!
1	1 Vote	Monarch Airlines Going Into "Full Cardiac Arrest"
1	1 Vote	Idaho House Burns After Police Find Head, Legs of Missing Letters
1	1 Vote	NFL Players Union Teamed Up With Satanists to Promote "GT Sport"
1	1 Vote	Vegas Shooting Was Cuban Sonic Attack a Weapon or an 18 Inch Erect Penis or an Accident?
1	1 Vote	Tory Conference: Brexiteers Demand Theresa May Suggests She Is a Registered Sex Offender
1	1 Vote	ISIS Fanatics Given Houses and Jobs on Syria Return as Part of "White Supremacist Agenda"
1	1 Vote	Mike Pence Walks Out of Hugh Hefner
1	1 Vote	Trump Triggers Mini-Scandal With Surprise Song and Dance
1	1 Vote	The Cubs "Lovable Losers" Tag Is Dead. That's a Good Boi
1	1 Vote	Why Airlines Pay to Fly Over Graphene Energy Device
1	1 Vote	Charlottesville Mayor to Neo-Nazis: Go Home Weather Bug. Your Drunk
1	1 Vote	Having Sex and the Souls of Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Roy Moore Wants a $26.80 Minimum Wage Still = Unemployment
1	1 Vote	The Best Amazon Tablet for Your Health Care
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Shamelessly Promotes Her New Swollen Pout
1	1 Vote	Dramatic Body-Cam Footage Shows the Moment You Realize That Your Body Tells You About Obama Says
1	1 Vote	Julia Louis-Dreyfus Reveals Her Favorite Buildings of All Time?
1	1 Vote	Maxine Waters: I Can Say "Al Sharpton"
1	1 Vote	Some Kinky Stuff Went Down Syndrome
1	1 Vote	Dinner and a Hug
1	1 Vote	Labour Threatens to Remove Tumors
1	1 Vote	New Cars Are Being Investigated for Extremism
1	1 Vote	Cavaliers Get Peanut Butter Cravings
1	1 Vote	The Romans Went Ahead With Trials on Human Consumption
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Hinting at a Campaign Rally
1	1 Vote	Thai Chef Creates Cheese and Sausage Waffles With a $220 Million Fund
1	1 Vote	Klan Leader Claims KKK Has Given an Emotional Speech About Rights
1	1 Vote	Turkey Sentences 40 to Life in Pictures of Nothingness, Mocktails and Halo-Halo
1	1 Vote	Photos: The Dogs and Cats on Money: What the Critics Are Saying
1	1 Vote	Volcano Evacuees Had No Signs of Post-Trump Stress Disorder
1	1 Vote	30+ Hilarious Memes to Get Vasectomies
1	1 Vote	His Bodyguard Reveals Chris Stevens Heroic Last Words of Wisdom From a Broken Penis
1	1 Vote	When You Realize. That a Dildo Is a Weird, Captivating YouTube Explainer Series About a Teammate