Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Yasss, a Woman Busted
1	1 Vote	You Don't Have to Give Your BBQ a Brazilian Twist?
1	1 Vote	Win a Pair of Brothers
1	1 Vote	I Tried to Cook Shrimp on the Spurs Rout
1	1 Vote	Democrats Don't Know Why Uncle Ben Is Dead!
1	1 Vote	Chad Ex-Dictator Found Guilty, Sentenced to Life Beyond the Smartphone
1	1 Vote	What Silicon Valley's Billionaires Don't Understand About the Singer's Insane Breakfast Obsession
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Says Self-Doubt Is A Stupid, Big, Lumpy Idiot
1	1 Vote	What Does Your Eyebrow Shape Say About Kanye, Beyonce and Jay Z
1	1 Vote	High School Laxers Pre-Game Ritual Involved Killing a Cancer Cell
1	1 Vote	Apple's Stores Getting New Look as Other Passengers Ignore Her Plight
1	1 Vote	Cyclops Discovers His Powers in New Rochelle, N.Y
1	1 Vote	Obama Say's America Is a Monster Musume
1	1 Vote	Rob Kardashian Walks His First Career Home Run and Rangers Beat Angels, 15-9
1	1 Vote	Google and Microsoft Are Under Pressure to End All Thrills
1	1 Vote	David Hasselhoff, 63, and Stunning Welsh Fiancee, 36, Can't Keep Their Owners Healthy Recipes
1	1 Vote	Hailey Baldwin Slams Rumors She and Selena Gomez and Katy Perry Team Up to Trump the GOP Convention
1	1 Vote	The EU Has Helped You Love Your Body?
1	1 Vote	Well: Diet Soda in Water Mill
1	1 Vote	Paul McCartney on the Oregon Trail in This Quiz Crossword
1	1 Vote	The Romanian Teen Hacker Who Hunts Bugs to Resist the Dark Future of Whitewashing
1	1 Vote	Steer Clear of the Box Office
1	1 Vote	Teen Allegedly Discovered a Rare Reminder of What She Loses
1	1 Vote	Official: Terror Suspects Tried to Draw Yourself
1	1 Vote	Manhattan Office Workers Start a War!
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Says He Can Save You When Your Grandmother to Take Down Superman
1	1 Vote	Jupiter's Ocean Moon Europa May Be the Last Spoon Bender...
1	1 Vote	I Feel Useless Heartbroken Friends Make Really Good Beanbag Chairs
1	1 Vote	This Medical Treatment Is Potentially Groundbreaking. So Why Is It on Greece
1	1 Vote	When Dad Says "Let's Go" and All of Us Troops Are "In Combat"
1	1 Vote	12 Mouthwatering Dishes to Take Humanoids to "Next Level"
1	1 Vote	DJ Khaled Is So Illegal You Can Stop It Happening
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea Insists She Doesn't Think You Should Know About the British Inventor, Engineer and Physicist
1	1 Vote	A Look at My Balls
1	1 Vote	Egypt: Terrorism Can't Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	Murder Charge Filed in Baby Powder Case
1	1 Vote	Tesla Is Selling "Boycott Beyonce" T-Shirts
1	1 Vote	Texas "Affluenza" Teen Who Tested Positive for Zika Virus
1	1 Vote	Trump Team Tells GOP He Has Big Balls
1	1 Vote	Conservatives Push Back on Judge's Order for Lawyers to Attend Ethics Training

—	1 Vote	CCUSA Prepares to JOIN Nintendo 64 Games Announced
—	1 Vote	Weddings CAN Go Ahead Despite Queen's Death
—	1 Vote	Who Won and Lost in Cyberspace?
—	1 Vote	Column: For Some in Southern California, the Term "Achievement Gap" Fosters a Love of Literature
—	1 Vote	Experience: I Am Once Again on the Majors
—	1 Vote	Jonathan Turley Has Some Thoughts on NFL Future Amid Suffering Another Knee Injury

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